eggmok

i randomly saw crackorn on the street begging for change and smokes . . . that was random . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

andrew gave the stats so i'm out . . . dude rach . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

it will NEVER expire for you . . . eggmok with his eyes closed and on his knees "santa, please make uknjx2 go to twilo. this is all i want for christmas this year. i've been a very good boy. thank you santa . . ." ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm gonna write santa and ask him to get you a spine for christmas . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

talking trash from stamford is easy, very easy . . . bring your mouth to twilo next week and we'll see what you have to say son . . . do get me started newbie cause raver_mainia and i will put you in your place . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i read about twilo vs. parents and i don't know what to tell you . . . i'm selfish cause i want you at twilo with me wearing my mistletoe wreath on my head . . . you in my arms ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

jerry, jerry, jerry . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

jerry, jerry, jerry . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

that's a great idea ravermania . . . if we go to daily grill i know one of the bartenders there so for all you alcoholics you will be set . . . has anyone tried cafe asia here in rosslyn . . . great food and awesome crowd . . . let me know and the tag team will be there, me and g-money . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i don't know the exact address but it's on the corner of m street and connecticut?? . . . g help me out, i'm having that same problem like trying to remember, shit now i forgot the name of the saint bar . . . i'm sure we can get free drinks, i'll call down and see if marcus is working that night . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

camelot is another great club . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

filipino . . . and african american from the waist down . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

nice dave . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

sorry about last week but no use in crying over spilt milk . . . i'll be there with g-money . . . awww yeeaahhh . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

private eggmok reporting for duty ma'am . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i should be really creative and try something new . . . i'm just gonna stick my penis in the doorway and slam it shut like 50 times . . . or i'll borrow dastardino's sister . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

dirtyslapper, do you work . . . you're always travelling that's why . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

that's interesting . . . what would you do if you just had a brother and no sister . . . i guess that dosen't even matter cause it's so gross anyway, hahaha . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

it's good information to have at the next meet up . . . mr. crackorn also uses his right so i never shake his right hand . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

your right or left hand . . . i try to get creative and use everyday household items, like a vaccum . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

awwww yeeaahhh . . . i better work out so dirtyslapper will be impressed with my build . . . please ladies, no pictures . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

they're baaaaaccckk . . . i'm there @ 5 this saturday with my partner in crime g-money . . . bring your lights, glowsticks and glasses because it's on . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i know raver_mania, dirtyslapper, g-money but no one else . . . who posts here . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

what are you taking a drug test for, your job . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

element used to be phat but the last time we went my ears got jacked . . . i need my twilo again . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.