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eggmok

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  1. x-men this weekend or next . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  2. santa, can you do something about my height . . . you know, i wanna be about three inches taller . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  3. i did the other night during my gig at lucky chengs . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  4. isn't it that phenomenon that sucks up all energy, including light and gravity . . . captain picard had to avoid one the other night . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  5. i read archie, richie rich, and x-men . . . i'm a hopeless romantic . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  6. i use two tin cans and a very long piece of string . . . the distance is very limited but at least i won't get cancer from radiation . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  7. love . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  8. i watched it but i had to leave in the middle of the movie cause i had an emotional breakdown . . . did anyone find the missing parts to my brain . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  9. ok, we'll have our first practice in two weeks . . . i think, rachel should be the dance choreographer and lucie the custume designer . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  10. when i give you your massage, do you like oil or lotion for your back . . . gotta make my wife happy . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  11. will you marry me . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  12. didn't you used to be a manager in the wwf back in the day . . . . or are you part of the kkk . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  13. i knew that it make your first day at your new job memorable . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  14. you're really askin for it . . . wow . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  15. amalkav . . . you will definitely get what i promised but it is a surprise . . . i mememory needs a little refresher about that hug and kiss . . . walk backwards and you'll remember . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  16. amalkav . . . i'm dying for that hug and kiss you promised me . . . i'll collect in two weeks . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  17. i didn't stand you up, you were just too drunk to remember i was there . . . mmmuuwwaaahhh . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  18. i have a great idea . . . i'm gonna make a music video with all of you in it . . . mc eggmok rapping wearing ta thick-ass gold chain and all you hotties in the background doing a synchronized running man. . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  19. that's funny, i don't remember getting that phone call last night . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  20. bastardino = drama . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  21. you would have remembered . . . because you would have to pick me off of the floor after i fainted from your beauty . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  22. you have to have tnn on monday night to fully understand . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  23. my journey to nyc takes 4 hours . . . but thinking about all of you makes that four hours seem like 4 minutes . . . kitty19, you're the og so i have you on the top of the list . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  24. private eggmok reporting for duty ma'am . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  25. oooppss . . . for all my ladies too! ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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