eggmok

now that this task is completed promise me the next time we meet up at twilo you will do a five minute running man . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

DaVe, my chair is squeaky here @ my work . . . can you fix that in the meantime . . . thanx buddy . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

do you plan on having a girlfriend between now and christmas . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

last year i dropped close to a grand . . . this year is gonna be a bit more . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

cut him off already . . . the future is bright and it starts with "e" and ends with "k" . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm warming up the car right now babe . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

A World Without Thumbs = planet of the apes . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

um, mr. crackorn wants to know how old you are and if you have permission to post on the board . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

dude, things i've bought over the internet just this year . . . widescreen hdtv (paid for half of what they sell it for in circuit city), dvd's, speakers, glowstuff and of course . . . my internet bride, mrs. eggmok . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

we welcome great attitudes like yours . . . the imposter(s) are a bunch of losers anyway . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

here's a few: back2basics~ phoenix_ missskittie bastardino and my favorite eggmock they're all the same person from what dave tells me . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

wtf, i tried to respond to a post and i got this message . . . Sorry, we could not post your reply to this topic. Contact your bulletin board administrator and inform them that they may have may run out of available disk space. Their web host may be preventing them from posting new files. dAvE, wtf . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i don't need the 8 beers to get the sex going . . . i'm old fashioned . . . i use a paper bag for her face . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

head . . . oopps, wrong post . . . italian . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

the guy definitely needs to have a nice ass . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

head . . . hand jobs are booring, wouldn't you rather masturbate . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you drive and i'll bring the red bull . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

great babe . . . can we hibernate together . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i feel like hibernating for a good three months . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i attend a small school named F U . . . and yes i do need a tutor, preferrably one that is pro boner, i mean pro bono . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i go to an exclusive school . . . courses specialize in how to get laid and how to satisfy a woman . . . i'm failing miserably . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

the u.s. men's soccer team will be a contender in about two decades . . . the best thing about soccer is the fans . . . you don't see fans like that at any sport here in the states . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i should be really creative and try something new . . . i'm just gonna stick my penis in the doorway and slam it shut like 50 times . . . or i'll borrow dastardino's sister . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you must be a smart gal considering that you attend a prestigious college so save that wish . . . btw, you can't wisht for more wishes cause they'll be null and void . . . one per customer my dear . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

is that what you're really wishing for . . . being a club god means you have no life . . . i'm not ashamed to admit that . . . ahem (cough) *brandie* (cough). . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.