eggmok

for all my ladies ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

hahaha . . . what about that new vibrator the crippler crossface . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

the cast is money but i'll write up a new script . . . eggmok's angels . . . three hotties infiltrate the evil headquarters (club exit) to rescue the kidnapped dj pvd . . . they find him with a gun to his head playing hip hop and lyrics . . . the angels free pvd with an eletric kung fu/gun batlle that includes one of the angels (guess who) riding around on a unicorn . . . they return to base (twilo) where pvd spins for a packed house with the angels on stage bumpin and griding . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ok, ok . . . i just saved that picture as my wallpaper and told everyone here that you're my new girlfriend . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

hottie . . . couldn't help myself . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

somebody pinch me cause i'm dreaming about this incredible post where all the hotties on clubplanet were speaking their praises of me . . . uknjx2, amalkav, happykittn, punky_brewster breann . . . i'm in heaven . . . feed me my grapes ladies . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

(eggmok kneeling) i am your servant . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

which hair are you referring to . . . oh, i'm a bad boy . . . no . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

no dude, it's a big conspiracy so keep it on the down low . . . follow directions, don't answer with a 7 when your answer should be hottie . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ssshhhhh . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i thought it was about the dudley boys who became part of right to censor last night . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

naw dude . . . you're money if you just wear the hat and go barefoot . . . that's money . . . also, make sure you put plastic on your chair . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

welcome to the board newbie . . . this is one of the many benefits and her name is amalkav . . . two words for ya . . . hot-tie . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

sorry babe, the eggmobile caught a flat . . . i'll be there shortly . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

evan . . . when you start your own religion, make sure you worship all of the club gods like, *ahem* myself . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

babe, i'm there just let me know . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

red bull . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

is she hot or is she hot . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you are such a hottie . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm the prince . . . and my harem includes breann, blueangel, brandie, divalicious, punkybrewster, rachel, nikki, amalkav, all the kitties and the rest of the females who post on here . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

complaint . . . i do hard labor. i do push ups in a dark, damp confined area for 1 - 2 hours until i throw up . . . from eggmok's penis . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i get super pissed off when you're doing laundry and you lose one sock and you're left with a single . . . i have a bag full of singles . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

uhh, did you know we have a separate board for underage posting . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ok seriously . . . the last time i was in nyc i met this wonderful guy named mr. crackorn . . . he was incredible and he also told me he was a hairdresser . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

was that you in ac . . . the hairdresser from rome gets 'em everytime . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.