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someone said i look like dexter from dexter's laboratory . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

kat, what's on your mind lately . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i only wear a thong when i go swimming . . . other than that, i only wear a condom . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

try Ra in Luxor and Utopia . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm awesome in pencil fighting . . . no one has beat me yet . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

it's cause dave is away and the board is fucked up . . . we need a damn babysitter here ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

true, me soo horny and me luv you wong time . . . too boocoo, too boocoo . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

jimmy, not too picky like me . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i love watching aerobics in the morning in bed . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

no you can't but you would be perfect for secret service . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

that's a good point . . . there should also be a number that shows the amount of replies to that post . . . say no to crack . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i nominate brandie for president . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

dude, i was brought up in a hardcore catholic family . . . i thought if i stuck it in my trick would disintegrate into dust . . . plus the fact that i went to an all boys military high school really didn't help my chances . . . i turned perv on the oneset of college and went crazy like a jack rabbit. . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

did your big brother tell you what stfu stands for . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

utopia and ra . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you're to easy big guy . . . i had to fuck with you becaused you're too desperate right now . . . hahaha . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

dude i can get them for free . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

good night sweetie . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

baby pox . . . uhhh wwhhaattt . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i like saying to girls with hard nipples "it's not nice to point" . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

your mom . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

where are my drumsticks . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

dude, thanks for the list last time bro . . . i appreciate it . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

back from the dead . . . that was great . . . someone revive super greg . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

we have this one co-worker here that is a total pig . . . she fell asleep in her cube and was snoring loud as shit . . . it was so hilarious . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.