eggmok

dearest njguido69, yes i remember that you told me that you punched your father into the tray of canoles during your roid rage. my deepest thoughts to your mamma who burnt her hand while cooking the 20 lbs. of angel hair pasta when she saw your father fall over from your massive blow. last night i ran into juiceboy for the first time at Supertans on East Hanover which was kindly recommended by uknjx2. it was as though i had found my long lost brother from sicily and i kissed on the cheek, then the other cheek and then the other cheek while holding is face in my hands. i cried a tear of joy when he offered me some ghb as we watched the election in our tanning booths. in between tans we did push ups and sit ups. it was great because he had a cd radio which was playing the 45 min. denny tessatos zombie mix. he was showing me how to do the stomp and swing my arms when this frickin attendant ran in and said we couldn't dance inside the tanning room. we were all sweaty from dancing and pushups and the juice was flowing so much that we both punched her in the face. we quickly grabbed our leather jackets, ghb and tanning oil, jumped in his iroc z and headed home with our voices in perfect harmony "ooohhhhwwwooaahhh". wish you wuz there. your friend, eggmok ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

is it ok if i just wear a condom . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

lacrosse - jim brown (bet you didn't know he played for syracuse and was better than the gaits) basketball - jordan hands down boxing - ali track - carl lewis other athletes that get honorable mention: porno - traci lords bodybuilding - cartman aka beefcake wrestling - road warriors ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

did you ever watch godfather . . . keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

juicebump . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm definitely feeling, actually, smelling you farty . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

lee-kim . . . i'm trying my best to control my roid-rage right now. i understand why juiceboy punches the computer screen because i have that very same urge. i am going back to my work out now because you would not dare saying that to my face because i learned from juiceboy to control my anger because he punched his grandmother yesterday. i can't afford to buy a new computer screen cause i just put a down payment on my iroc z. peace, my friend. eggmok ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

dearest juiceboy, hello my soon to be friend. i'm pretty stupid thinking that you would respond quickly to my post but i should be doing what you were probably doing when i wrote to you: working out with your close circle of friends in order to obtain a sculptured body like a greek god. i fully understand how it works now, between working out and practicing my stomp to the 45 min. denny tessatos zombie nation mix, i should post on clubnyc. i also needed your advice on this very important topic. when listening to zombie nation 45 min. mix, do you stress the first "ooohhhhhwwwwwooooaaaahhhh" or the second " oooohhhhhwwwwwooooaaahhhh". many of your lifting partners at soundfactory stress the second part. which do you prefer because i want to stress the same "oooohhhhwwwooooaahhhh" that you stress. also, as a sign of my true friendship, i have acquired free needles for us to share the juice. although i found these needles next to the health center, i fully cleaned them with peroxide and used my lighter to burn the tips. i'm sure this will be acceptable to your standards. please contact me when your third lifting session is over. i am going to lift now with the vision of our future friendship fueling my work out. your caring friend, eggmok ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

dear juiceboy, i recently started working out and i would like your advice on becoming bigger and cut like you and your friends. do you have any juice or ghb that i can perhaps share kindly with you. i would like to walk around soundfactory while the girls stare at my naked chest in awe of my hugeness. i recently put a down payment on a 1992 iroc z with t tops and a boomin system. what other good remixes of zombie nation do you recommend to play while i'm driving? you are truly a kind person and i would like to join your cirlce of friends which is why i'm working out 8 times a day and perfecting my dance where you stomp in one place and swing your arms up and down. please advise. your kindness is greatly appreciated. your soon to be friend, eggmok ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ezedreamer, since you're from nyc i have a couple of questions about twilo . . . can you please call me @ 809-666-6666 . . . thanks bud . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

here are my preferences . . . as long as she breathes and is over 21 . . . i'm game . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i can't make it anymore . . . an unfortunate incident came up . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

trippintrance64 . . . can you make me a giant penis sig to compensate for my tiny memeber . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

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eat your vitamins, say your prayers and get plenty of rest twilomanics . . . -----> ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

absolutely not . . . she going to give me the best massage on friday . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

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him and njguido69 . . . the must have crashed their iroc-z while listening to denny tessatos' 45 min zombie nation mix . . . too much ghb = wall punching . . . i hope you guys are ok . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i smoke salmon . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ex: bump . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

any absintees . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

if i give up twilo, i wouldn't see you there this friday . . . if i give up sex, my right arm would three times bigger than my left . . . sorry chocolate but my penis and music are more important . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

gore . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.