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eggmok

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  1. misskittie . . . every girl i know says they don't . . . so basically, girls are as horny as guys when it comes to masturbation . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  2. i was just on the sex board and didn't see it . . . and i'm a horny guy and i read all the topics . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  3. masturbate . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  4. van dyk . . . aspirin . . . dave the administrator . . . ------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  5. automobile . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  6. djchris . . . forgot about fast times . . . phoebe kates is awesome, totally awesome . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  7. sixteen candles . . . i trip out everytime i see long duck dong . . . #2 ferris bueller's day off . . . #3 (tie) weird sience & breakfast club . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  8. c'mon . . . all the girls from china were money . . . swimming girls have humongous backs . . . that's pretty gross . . . fine, i'll take women's soccer and my one hottie laurie fair . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  9. i was watching women's gymnastics last night and there were so many hotties . . . tight, little ripped bodies . . . and the fuckin guys are huge . . . i should have been a gymnast . . . doin flips, cartwheels and all that shit . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  10. eggmok

    LMAO

    nice . . . must be a west virginia marriage . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  11. where we eatin' . . . adams morgan perhaps . . . ------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  12. when is that u.s. time . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  13. a simmer's back gets a 2 on the booner scale . . . ------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  14. i'll be there sept 29 to oct 3 . . . this thread is making me giddy . . . like a 14 yr girl, backstage at a metallica concert . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  15. dude . . . the girls are a hundred times hotter on telemundo . . . and they all have nice, big brestesess . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  16. kitty!!!! hey what's up girl . . . haven't seen you in the longest time . . . how's school . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  17. yeah yeah . . . g-money and eggmok in the his house . . . workin late with the all the draes . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  18. i left a mark on this girl i met . . . all over her belly and neck . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  19. dirtyslapper . . . i haven't decided yet . . . i'll let you know tomorrow . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  20. dirtyslapper . . . i'm here in rosslyn, right across from the metro . . . i'll have to meet up with you for after hours . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  21. *snooze* . . . i need a caffine iv to keep me awake . . . either that or a nice blow job will do . . . actually, i've fallen asleep while getting a blow job . . . i guess a good swift kick in the nuts will do . . . any takers . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  22. i got 69 . . . ooopps, i was thinking of something else . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  23. i'm going for the first time this month . . . i heard about club ra and some others . . . what else is there to do besides gambling . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  24. that pic was for the newbies . . . i think it's still funny, bla . . . ------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  25. smfd . . . drink that coffee then some milk . . . then do a long backspin . . . you'll have a nice "espresso break" . . . get it . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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