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  1. eggmok
    when i talk dirty i say . . . girl, you need to brush your teeth . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  2. eggmok
    who's meeting at twilo . . . and where . . . give me a locale so i can meet up . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  3. eggmok
    i was talking to a client while i was reading this post . . . and i started cracking up . . . i had to apologize cause i was laughing too much . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    the eggmobile is a tiny white paseo . . . hopefully i can read your sign in the dark . . . what's the slappermobile . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  5. eggmok
    i do . . . i can feel the turtle poking it's head out . . . i'm gonna grow a tail . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    hahaha . . . i'm leaving at 7 from rosslyn . . . 95 red eye all the way baby . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    eggmok is from DC . . . crack capitol of the nation . . . hopefully i can get to the powerbar . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  8. eggmok
    cause it's so fuckin cold in the office . . . and i'm a guy . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  9. eggmok
    PVD tonight . . . i want to meet everyone from the board . . . who's doin what or who's doin who . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  10. eggmok
    . . . draob eht ot emoclew -------------------------------------------- Life is to short to be small.
  11. eggmok
    you think this is why postal workers go crazy . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  12. eggmok
    i thought you were talking about XXX pornos . . . i'm an expert on that . . . are we meeting up tomorrow at twilo . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  13. eggmok
    pinch your big toe . . . that is a pressure point for headaches . . . make sure you don't have stinky feet . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  14. eggmok
    i got my revenge by becoming a patrol . . . that bright orange shoulder holster with the cracker jack patrol badge struck fear in their eyes . . . never again will i eat field day dirt . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  15. eggmok
    i think lex luther was an angry gay . . . and would take the masturbating dick up the butt . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  16. eggmok
    a great morning . . . i did'nt kill anyone . . . yet . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    form of a gorilla . . . shape of a pail of water . . . i would turn into a fuckin mchine gun or something nasty, like a machette . . . i'm so scared . . . a gorilla with a pail of water . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  18. eggmok
    think about getting laid . . . that always get's me up . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  19. eggmok
    have you eaten yet . . . typical asian greeting . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  20. eggmok
    hey dumb ass. . . WTF is up with all these stupid surveys?? is a survey in itself . . . ever think of that jacknut . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  21. eggmok
    how's this . . . shouldn't you be a club goddess very soon . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  22. eggmok
    ISP . . . LOST A T1 AND 3 DSL DEALS . . . HOW MUCH IS A GUN . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  23. eggmok
    i feel so defeated now . . . i lost 4 huge deals . . . my head is about to explode . . . i might start drinking again . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    what is "no" . . . alex . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  25. eggmok
    i thought you were talking about superman's villans . . . like bizarro, lex luthor, or solomon grundy . . . columbo didn't sound like an evil dooer . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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