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  1. eggmok
    i used to be angry like you about my status . . . but now i'm happier than an eagle scout . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    don't get mad at me . . . i pee sitting down . . . and i'm a guy . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    i love fruit loops and apple jacks . . . how come rice crispies suck as cereal and rock as treats . . . i always read the back of cereal boxes . . . solving those puzzles gives me confindence to take on the day . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    oh yes . . . her name was maggie . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    i saw ass . . . no penis . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    my best friend TAZ works very near to you . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    dolla . . . you bastard . . . don't you dare show my pic . . . puuhhhleeeaasssee don't . . . *beg* --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    i caught someone today on the way to work . . . he saw me and i just laughed at him . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  9. eggmok
    thank you . . . hopefully we'll be able to still hear you spin at your next gig . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  10. eggmok
    starting Sept. 9 it's Boris . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    "NO" are you now . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    chuck norris . . . his workout machine infomercial rocks . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  13. eggmok
    my friend stuck his penis in my mouth while i was sleeping . . . i'm pressing charges . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  14. eggmok
    just did a shot here at work . . . *burp* --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    NOW ENTERING LEVEL 3 . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    hells yeah . . . they drive so slow and still get into accidents . . . everyone else get out of the left lane cause i'm flyin by doin 90 . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    you think i'm worried about you ragging on me after i've had a penis violating my mouth . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  18. eggmok
    rachel's pik answered my question if they put out . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    they already did this on MTV . . . it's called celebrity death match . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  20. eggmok
    your best friend takes a picture of him sticking his penis in your mouth while you're slepping . . . gee, that's a bummer . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  21. eggmok
    in case you didn't notice . . . i'm the most serious of the group . . . welcome to our therapy . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  22. eggmok
    "always remember what someone says when they are angry." anon . . .
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    yeah 1015 folsom . . . they also have a soundfactory there . . . but not like NYC . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  24. eggmok
    i's always gets pissed's withs extras esses . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  25. eggmok
    drama . . . you'd better ask glowdancer permission . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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