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eggmok

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  1. smfd . . . i would love to "battle" . . . it's still a lot of fun . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  2. or still do . . . i did in the sixth grade, my breakin name was shorty and our group was the backstreet rockers . . . i could windmill, suicide, and all that shit . . . BTW, the best breakdancing movie was BEAT STREET . . . ------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  3. gee . . . i don't know . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  4. both are highly acidic . . . pour a can of coke in your toilet and let it sit there for an hour . . . it will clean it nice . . . no joke, i've tried it and it works . . . that's why i don't drink either . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  5. what does it mean if you went through the back door . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  6. misskittie . . . when is good for you . . . i work around your schedule . . . tell me and i'll be ready to scoot . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  7. misskittie . . . most nymphos have a halos . . . sweet and innocent type . . . ------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  8. misskittie . . . that sounds like a pick up to me . . . i'll scoot with you anytime . . . ------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  9. that's like the hottest thing out . . . i might get one so i can pick up chicks . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  10. i'm wide awake trippinchick . . . three shots of espresso will make you say some crazy things . . . good monday mornin' to ya . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  11. the only living thing that bleeds for five days and dosen't die . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  12. jets . . . sorry, i hate that stupid cheer . . . giants looked good . . . skins gonna kick some cowboy ass tonight . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  13. i have to recover from last night . . . my eyes are still dialated . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  14. i have to recover from last night . . . my eyes are still dialated . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  15. a nice ivory carving of a penis . . . it's very expensive though . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  16. seriously . . . this dude went home and had some chick meet him up for "lunch" . . . BTW, our lunch breaks are 2 hrs . . . i work for an isp . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  17. one of my co-workers came back from his break and was floating . . . ran up to me and said smell my finger . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  18. yup, me also . . . got fucked in the poop shoot in taxes . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  19. dirtyslapper . . . i saw you on the way to NYC . . . what's up for this weekend, velvet . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  20. i wonder how he ties his shoe . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  21. dj chris . . . supergreg says hi . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  22. are always thought of after the confrontation . . . like, i should have said . . . look juicehead, kicking my ass won't make up for your small penis . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  23. my real name is eddie guerro . . . mama sita, i've got latino heeettt . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  24. dude . . . post that on the music section . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  25. home come they never had a horny smurf . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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