jollydwarf

Hey Backdoor, What sport did you play in school? Do the British even have High school sports? Badmitton is not a sport. No, bingo is not a sport, either. Bowling team? Somehow, i'm thinking the only balls you've carried have been attached to a scrotum and they easily fit into your mouth. Tell me i'm wrong. ------------------ www.jollydwarf.com

Soccer!?!? WTF? Americans don't give 2 "les shits" about soccer. Soccer is for the weak of heart. Soccer is for sissies. That's why the French excel at it. Soccer is only for those who don't have the "Spaldings" to play a real sport like football. You know the people that played soccer in High school? They were the ones who got cut from the Football team. Or ones who couldn't play an instrument otherwise they would tried out for band. So the only things left to choose from were soccer and ballet. Now take America's sport for example. You ever check out an American Football game there, Frenchie? Now that's a real sport. Blood, sweat, broken bones, fighting, etc. Real names like the Cowboys, the Giants, the Rams, the Steelers, the Titans, the Vikings, real manly names. We even have cheerleaders. Who do you guys have cheering for you, aside from some 500lb french heffer sitting in the stands eating "bon-bons". American Football is a real man's sport. The french could not even field a football team, let alone be any good at it, i bet. You guys better hope that football never becomes an Olympic Sport, cause the the US would lay a beating on you like you've never seen before. The only gold medals you would see would be the ones swinging from the necks of each American player. So, you guys can keep your soccer. And while we're at it, you can keep your Eiffel Tower, and your ReNaults, and even Gerard DePardieau. We don't give a flying fuck. have a good day, JD

Tomix, How are you today? How's the weather over in that fine country of yours? I have a question for you. Not sure if you know the answer, but is it true that your people invented "Benoit Balls"? JD

Welcome you back? Who are you and when did you leave? JD

Tomix, How are you doing my French freind? A MODJO is kinda like..uh,, how can i say this..what is the french word for a Hoe. One who is tres loose (if you know what i mean). Has anyone ever called your mom a MODJO? See what i'm getting at. So the next time you're in a club, and a girl blows you off, say "You MODJO". (then run like the dickens). JD

And you better get over your fear of men's bathrooms, you George Michael lookalike. I saw the pic you posted of yourself. You like the love child of Tiny Tim and Andy Dick. peace, BackDoor

Tomix, I am sorry. I misjudged you and your peoples. I am sorry. Please forgive me. Forgive me for my "ballshit" as you would say. I extend a peace offering. If you are ever in America, Tomix, i want you to come and stay with me, okay? How's that sound. Do me a favor. Make sure if & when you decide to come to the US, that you take the Concorde over, okie doke? Till then, have a good nite (p.s. have an extra french fry for me, will ya?) JD

THanks for pointing that out for me... Hoe. I see you must have studied Geography & Humanities in school. So the rumor about you being the football team ragdoll was false, huh? You like B2B are clueless, yet perfect for each other. We should trade your ass to england for like a box of chocolates ot something. JD

Culture? Watch your mouth. Th only culture you know about is the Culture Club, you Boy George look-a-like. The only thing the BRits have contributed to the world are the rolling stones, and even they live in America now, like your skinny ass. So don't come on here like your some Robin Leach, world travelin' scholar. Going to Twilo to hear S & D, does not make you a man of the world. I think you and Tomix should get together, hold hands, and leap-frog off of the Sears Tower. Now how you like dem apples?

Hey, B2B. Know your role and shut your mouth. And guess what? The Brits are right up there on my "most-hated" list. Those skirt-wearing, Spice-girl singin, soccer-playin, French-helpin SOB's. Don't forget where you rest your head every nite, Son. This is the good-ole US of A. You best recognize that, Punk. Or else well put you on a boat abd sail your ass back to England, "Elian Gonzalez-style". You feel what i'm sayin,ole Chap?

What happened during WWII? Why didn't we blow that place up and turn it into a disneyland or something? The French are the most ignorant, haughty, foul-smelling, SOB's ever to walk the earth. I hate em. Why, whenever i hear the word France or French, i go ballistic. Don't even say "French-fry" around me. If i even see your mouth forming the word Fr..., i'll bitch slap you out of habit. My friends have to order for me at McDonalds, just so i don't hop the counter and strangle the 16-yr old asking me if i want french fries with that. And to whoever this Tomix charachter is, well, if you are ever in the states, make sure you stop by good ole NYC. I want to do to you what my grand-pappy should have done 60 yrs old ago during WWII. That is to bomb your face with my fists. JD

The only good thing that ever came out of LI was the NY Jets, and they moved to Jersey. NJ is very expensive as well. I would recommend looking in Bergen, maybe central Jersey for houses. Real Estate is much like LI, quite expensive, even for something small. Good luck! JD

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