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hey girlie how've you been . . . did you hear the promotion for $499 an eye here in the area . . . i was considering doing that . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

yeah, terp like me . . . five is cool on saturday . . . are you going for the duke game . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

even our mascot edgar is the bomb . . . he's gonna grab this lady's breast . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

he's deadly accurate though . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ahh, let's be fair, he was never convicted of any charges . . . you're confusing him with carruth . . . on sunday we'll be the giant killers . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

since i'm from maryland, you know who i'm rooting for ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you seem very content with your life but at the same time you are very angry . . . if it's not such a big deal how come you wanted to tell us about how you were discriminated against by the police . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

it seems that the majority of you would prefer not to make a big deal of it . . . to each his own . . . just letting you know, if that happened to me i'd be raising hell . . . i think it was socrates that descibed society as a cow . . . totally oblivious to everything until a fly comes up and bites it on it's ass . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

if it isn't such a big deal to you, where do you draw the line . . . when does it affect you that you would finally make a big deal about it, at a resturant, the movies, a cop pulling you over . . . in the eyes of many it isn't a big deal . . . to me, any form of discrimination no matter how big or small should not be tolerated . . . and trust me, we deal with that shit everyday, including the racists on this fucking board . . . this is clearly a question of right and wrong . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm in . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

oh shit, i just realized you were named after a country singer . . . LOL . . . Country singer Regina Nicks (Regina Regina) is 36. ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

happy birthday girlie . . . here's some people born today as well . . . - Actress Ann Sothern is 92. - Actress Piper Laurie is 69. - Actor Seymour Cassel is 66. - Author Joseph Wambaugh is 64. - Chef Jeff Smith (Frugal Gourmet) is 62. - Actor John Hurt is 61. - Country singer-musician Teddy Gentry (Alabama) is 49. - Rock singer Steve Perry is 48. - Hockey Hall of Famer Mike Bossy is 44. - Actress Linda Blair is 42. - Actress Diane Lane is 36. - Actor-rapper DJ Jazzy Jeff is 36. - Country singer Regina Nicks (Regina Regina) is 36. - Actress Olivia d'Abo is 34. - R&B singer Marc Gay (Shai) is 32. - Actor Balthazar Getty is 26. - R&B singer Kelton Kessee (IMX) is 20. - Actress Beverley Mitchell is 20. ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'd like to thank mr. crackorn for the massage last night . . . your hands are very gentle for a working man . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

that's a good heads up krish . . . we'll have to check him out next time . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you should have raver_mania do the photon lights with you ladies . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

A Minnesotan dies and is sent to hell. He was a horrible man throughout life and the devil really wanted to punish him, so he puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days the Devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The Devil is aghast as he looks at the Minnesotan happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The Devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks, why are you so happy?" The Minnesotan, smiling looks at the Devil replying, "This is great, it reminds me of August in Minnesota. Hot, humid a good piece of work to do - it reminds me of home. This is fantastic!" The Devil, perplexed, walks away to ponder this. He decides to change things up a bit -drops the temperature, sends down driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, hell is a wet, muddy mess. The Minnesotan is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. Again, the Devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The Minnesotan replies, "This is great. Just like April in Minnesota. Reminds me of working out in the fields with spring plantin'!" The Devil is now completely baffled. In desperation, he tries one last ditch effort. He makes the temperature plummet. Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will have to do it, the Devil checks in on the Minnesotan. He is aghast as he sees the Minnesotan dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee. "How can you be so happy. It's like you're celebrating. Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams the Devil. "Hell's frozen over!" replies the Minnesotan, "The Vikings won the Superbowl!" ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

bring back some cigars . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ok, but i'm not going to wear my spiderman underoos again . . . no, no honey . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

what time are we meeting up tomorrow . . . should i bring my squirt gun again . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ask and you shall receive. . . it's iliana folks . . . how does that saying go, people in glass houses . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i still haven't heard those two, how are they . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

oohhh, puuuhhhhleaaasseee . . . i'm curious to know which countries you've actually travelled to . . . or is that what you do everytime you get raped by your daddy . . . close your eyes and imagine that you are exploring different countries when you are actually taking it up the ass from pops . . . who's your daddy, who's your daddy. . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

donate lots of blood at the next drive . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

the glass is half full . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

'it is like a finger pointing away to the moon. *smack* don't concentrate on the finger or you'll lose all the heavenly glory' ------------------ Life is too short to be small.