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Originally posted by sexxybabyd
Peter Luggas
so is "luggas" the going rate at which it costs to bang daniella lee?!
I thought you were good to go after some Taco Bell.
must be that web-site fame ( http://www.homedepot.com/daniella ) that's getting to your head
dumb, dumb girl.
chillin,
davidstone aka atulchowdhury
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
lordy christ .. .
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THE MILLION MAN FLEX - WHERE WERE YOU?
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Originally posted by tommyarmani
D, ignore all of these haters. They all want you but cant get you. I would love to see how many of them secretly send you PM's sweating you.
Thanks,
Iamsamurai
hooked up with her last summer.
eh
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FLEXSIZZLE SHANIZZLEEEEEE GABIZZY GABIZZILLEE
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i love candy
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Originally posted by sexxybabyd
What the fuck do I care....I still have your $15
:laugh: I actually feel like I owe you more than the fifteen bucks. .the laughs alone are priceless, like a mastercard commercial.
please send a pay pal request to yourasianpimpdaddyho@shanoi.com so I can make arrangements.
Enamored,
D. Stone
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you're as predictable as you are offensive.
why dont you do something interesting for once like webcam yourself blowing a cab driver or tossing keyboards up your ass.
give me a reason to say "that was the best $15 I ever spent" not this mickey-mouse bullshit of you dancing like a chimp or losing your balance while attempting to do 'chair work' using office furniture.
get yourself a stage and a pole and make me proud sweetheart.
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FLEXXX - FOR ADULT AUDIENCES
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Originally posted by xlr8ted
Is this her and the riddler too?
the girl on the right is actually sexxybabyd minus makeup
All the best,
DS
Nice hard-on.
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anything looks good through night-vision goggles. its not too late to ask santa for a pair (unless joeg already ate him :-/ )
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FLEXA CLAUS, HO HO HO
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that's right -- neither have ANYTHING to do with one another.
Happy Holidays from one CP'er to another.
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FLEXMAS -- BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES A GIFT
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patience while it loads,
and happy holidays from David Stone.
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in london
happy holidays
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no surprise here . ..
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ME FLEX YOU LONG TIME
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Originally posted by panther
finally the "panther" is back!! i've missed all my vegas peeps!!
got some gigs ready to hit!!! if anyone knows where i can get "sound , stage , and lighting" for new years eve. let me know!!!
in addition, i need a bad- azz street team!!! all those interested! contact me by tomorrow night!!!
sorry man , no clue wtp ur talking about! peace!
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\Originally posted by eddie3spinning @ the Borgata on Thanksgiving Eve?
No, he's spinning here.
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Originally posted by phuturephunk
...See, that's different then what I'm posing here... I'm not asking to pose as something I'm not, I'm simply asking to have the excess skin that won't snap back after drastic weight loss removed so I don't look deformed and nasty...
... Either way, people will do what people want to do, and who am I to stand in their way...
you still need to lose the 15 megatons of funion lard from your waist line and another 4 off your man-teats -- then worry about 'deformed nastyness' left over from stretch marks
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FLEX - ONE STEP AT A TIME
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OR you can eat your date and save a few bucks, a la JoeG
OR, you can clobber your date so your expense is reduced in half (phuturephaggot/juliek)
OR you can feed your date yayo and tell her to fuck off if she squeals even for a second about 'feeling hungry' (Evan)
OR you can hit Reb Lobster/KFC (depending on budget) and keep things real (Spragga- although for some reason I think he's enver been to either based on his Upstate/white-man-in-a-black-man's-body-riddle/mystery symposia disorder))
OR you can tell your date outright that there's no dinner tonight and that you're saving her a trip to the toilet anyway (sexxybabyd)
OR you can take her to your folks house and show off your moms home-cooked wares and give her an even bigger reason to wonder why in christ's good name she's hanging around with a jerkoff like you (gmcockny)
OR you can polish off some latkas and ketchup-dunked knishes at the always kosher Chabbad scene and dash over to your closest AutoX meet for a buttered-up blintz for good measure (teklord, miscellaneous jewish posters who enjoy driving restored pre-cuban war cars)
OR you can tell your date that food is a luxury in this country and that holding off on one dinner won't kill her (ghhhoost, serj, other east europeans immigrants)
OR if she's a he, you can get creative and dip your balls in some Burberry and when he asks 'whats for dinner' you side-wall him with a length of cock -- food AND fun! (jaysea, anthony, tony2002, and [i'll bet my life on this -- ] , fabioct)
OR you can keep pouring drinks down your date's throat and play the whole "did you know a coors light has 200 calories in it? " schpiel until she's drunk enough not to care what or where her next meal's coming from -- like she needs more food anwyway (misskittie, most of her friends)
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Originally posted by phuturephunk
...Oh man, she looks banged up...thats so horrible...
... are we completely sure that the gal in the pic is not in fact the elusively quiet (like she has a choice being that way given her situation- duh) julie K?
Mr. Stone
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SNAFU - SITUATION NORMAL, ALL FLEXXED UP
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Originally posted by spragga25
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...don't worry kid...your day is coming
its too late
I'm already coming [on your head]
beyotch
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Originally posted by spragga25
Hi David....what's new you little bitch?
relax, homey. David stone is david stone -- don't insult my intelligence
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FLEXTRA! FLEXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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Let me guess -- you want to patent the word "shma"?
You are fucking brilliant b-b-bbooom
Why don't you and sexybabydee start a For-Profit company called Assholes Ltd. and you can both fuse the sheer brilliance that spouts from your brains and create an empire of even more assholes with assholic ideas.
Just some friendly criticism,
David "FLEXECUTIONER" Stone
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:eek: 
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Originally posted by ghhhhhost
holla back...ethnic cleansing genocide circa 1990's style on dey assesss
Great.. . one fag (smokesum) watching another fag's (ghhhoooooooostt's) back.
I'm not sure if I'd rather go into a fight with these two jerkoffs or just shield myself behind sexybabydee's 4ft pussylips
you people disgust me
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joeg: *grumble grumble* fee fi fo fum, I see smokesum!!
smokesum: no! no you fat bastard keep those meat hooks off of me! If somebitch smells your troll drool on me she'll faint!
joeg: ha ha ha!! come here teeny-weeny faggot boy! *grumble grumble*
smokesum: ahhh noooo!!
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:eek: 
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Hedonism II: Degeneration @ Soundfactory, Fri Jan 23
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