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  1. Originally posted by joeg

    why??? :confused:

    Because that's the only car that can hoist all 6 billion megatons of your mayonaisse and twinkie-rich frame without deflating into a lifeless mass of scrap metal under your atomic buttcrack

    less interneting and more heavy-lifting

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    AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY GOD FLEXXED

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  2. Originally posted by joeg

    I just heard the news... he was on a flight back from korea today and it never made it to jfk... :(

    You can't even see over your own man-tits nevermind reach your arms out far enough to hold anything more than a twinkie. stop lying and start dieting you fat slouch.

    David

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    FLEXIN' TO THE OLDIES

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  3. Originally posted by bbbooom

    counter trike is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    no, no, Counter-Strike is mad gay and geared strictly towards uni-balled faggots like yourself and phonk who do nothing all day but sit around and troll gamers.com and exchange video game tips while eating tubs of Breyers and staeling porn/xxx website passwords.

    jump out of your window immediately

  4. Originally posted by phuturephunk

    ...Thats really odd considering she was jumped and beaten by heroin dealer who she refused to have sex with in return for smack and now lies in a coma that she'll probably never wake up from...but then again, if you've talked to her, tell her how much I miss her and how I will forever be regretful that I couldn't have been there to prevent her slide into addiction...

    ...thanx..

    -Mike

    im talking about a different julieK (doesnt do smack).

    Is there anything I can do to keep you, my good man, from slipping into a Pringles/Funions/Battle.net/Transformers addiction (I was too late with joeg who can no longer leave his house (the Astrodome))

    help me help you,

    David

  5. Originally posted by spragga25

    WHAT?!?!?

    Wait till January missy.... you're gonna get yours!

    :peeright: FINS:peeleft:

    Spragga Johnson , would you please, please leave me the fuck alone and continue to drone about your miserable upstate existence by yourself

  6. Originally posted by joeg

    I'm going to fly a plane into your house.

    You would sink a plane before it ever took off you fat slob

    And get a fucking job for christ sakes --sucking jaysea's cock does not constitute an internship

    Get your act together -- you make me sick.

    D. Stone

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    WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GO FLEX

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  7. Originally posted by hispm

    fuck him...he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about...

    ignore him...

    fineones.....lucky man...

    you're all morons.

    she's not asian for fucks sakes

    she's philipino.

    racist pigs

    -david

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    btw, I heard nothing but 55 octane diesel flows from your snatch -- any truth to this or should I just be covering my ears? -- let me know!

  8. Originally posted by jaysea

    posting someone's picture, under your sig in a sexual or Wrong way, with out permission, is cause for legal ACTION

    PM ME, i have a great lawyer who works FREE on cases like this.

    oly>

    cmon, sister -- there's no way in hell you could press charges for impersonation of someone else in a sig, but , if you CAN then pm for this 'great' lawyer -- apparently there's another naughtbabe who's using a CARTOON of all things to depict my otherwise stunning appearance.

    thanks your queerness

    Mr. Stone

    RIP >>> Mobile Mart on 12th ave

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  9. Originally posted by whataboutme

    This comes from a clown who can't even spell "judgment" right.

    you poor dumb stupid boy

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=judgement

    Maybe you johnathony and lillizzy can hang out this summer and enroll in Princeton Review's SAT (SPELLING APTITUDE TEST) Prep class and drool about 7-figure salaries with your big retarded tongues hanging outside your mouths

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    EF-EL-EE-EX (WHO CARES HOW ITS SPELLED)

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