This is too funny > a very good one > > > >On a Transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The > turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is > struck > by lightning. > > > >One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front > of > the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if > I'm > going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had > plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really > feel > like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can > make > me feel like a WOMAN??" > > > >For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, > and > they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. > > > >Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like > a > woman," he says. > > > >He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. >He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: > > > >"Iron this." > > :D