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  1. why this is the best l.a. messageboard

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    well, i always have this notion that the message board is like an internet chatroom. unless you're seeking legit info, you wonder sometimes whether the conversations carried on among cp members or any other message board out there are with pathetically f*cked up people or are actually between "normal" (whatever that meant!) people.... and i'm sure you're all thinking the same of me!!!

    anyways, wouldn't it be a good idea for the ones that are in la to maybe get together (at spundae or somewhere) and meet up, so we can put a face to a name kinda thing???..... we're all so close! hey! but that's just a thought..... :D

  6. Lol!!!

    in Useless Blabber

    Posted

    The following is an actual question given on a University

    of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student

    was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues,

    via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the

    pleasure of enjoying it as well.

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or

    endothermic (absorbs heat?) :confused:

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's

    Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is

    compressed) or some variant.

    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in

    time, so we need to know the rate that souls are moving into

    Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely

    assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. No

    souls, therefore, are leaving.

    As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the

    different religions that exist in the world today. Some of

    these religions state that if you are not a member of their

    religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one

    of these religions, and since people do not belong to more

    than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the

    number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

    Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell

    because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature

    and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has

    to expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at

    which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure

    in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of

    souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop

    until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by

    "Teresa" during my freshman year, " ...that it will be a cold

    day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the

    fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations

    with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and, thus, I am sure that

    Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

    The student received the only "A" given :aright:

  12. Upcoming RAVE (SF) 8/24

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    i had a pretty strong feeling that christopher lawrence will be there.... i was right. but it was actually my friends up north that asked me to go that got me interested....

    by the way, christopher lawrence is gonna be in town i think either this saturday, the 13th or next saturday at spundae for those who cares......:D

  17. what are the saddest song lyrics of all time?

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    i cry everytime i hear this one!!! :blank:

    "when you find a love

    when you know that it exists

    then the lover that you miss

    will come to you on those cold, cold nights

    when you've been loved

    when you know it holds such bliss

    then the lover that you kissed

    will comfort you when there's no hope in sight

    so the words you could not say

    I'll sing them for you

    and the love we would have made

    I'll make it for two

    for every single memory

    has become a part of me

    you will always be...my love"

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