A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon ordering, the bartender notices the young man tapping onto his right hand as if making a phone call. A few moments later,the young man proceeds to speak to his hand. Being confused as to what he's doing, the bartender asks, "Are you ok?...what are you doing?"..."I'm making a phone call, you see, inside my hand is a built in cell phone." A few moments pass by and the man orders another drink. A few minutes pass by and the young man asks the bartender for the keys to the restroom. A few minutes pass by, and the man is still in the restroom. 10......15....20 minutes go by and nothing. Concerned about the man's safety, he barges into the restroom only to find the man in a bathroom stall, standing up with his pants down, his right hand on his cock and a roll of toilet paper shoved up his ass, the bartender terrified asks the man, "are you ok? did anyone hurt you?"....the man replies, "no I'm good, I'm just waiting for a fax" ------------------ candy makes you dandy