Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?" "I want numma 69" she replies. He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want beef wit broccoli? LMAO, ZIPPERHEADS, LMAO