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  1. Originally posted by msoprano13:

    BRO I DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU AND YOUR GIRL BUT SHE SAID SOME VERY DISTURBING THINGS THAT I DONT WANNA SAY HERE, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN THINK OF GETTING IN TOUCH WITH YOU, CALL HER RIGHT AWAY BEFORE SHE DOES SOMETHIG STUPID, IM BEING SERIOUS HERE, CALM HER DOWN

    WOW, THAT IS REALLY DISCREET OF YOU.

    YOU ARE A GREAT PAL.

    YOU MUST HAVE READ THE "SAFE PARTYING" POST

    FUNNY, I DON'T THINK IT SAID ANYTHING ABOUT EXPOSING OTHER PEOPLE'S PERSONAL PROBLEMS.

    OH WELL, YOU KNOW BEST, SEE YOU UNDER THE FARTING DISCOBALL.

    WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. Originally posted by Tomix:

    Hey what's the problem with my question!!!

    We're all desesperate to find somebody, im too, it's not for blaming you, just for to know...But i think you're angry with somebody special (i hope this isn't me???) cwm7.gif

    I KNOW AN IMPOSTOR WHEN I SMELL ONE, AND YOU SIR, REEK.

    DON'T YOU THINK THAT STATMENT IS HURTFUL TO WOMEN IN NYC THAT ARE JUST TRYING TO GET THEIR GROOVE ON OR BACK? INSTEAD OF FEELING THEIR CHEST, YOU ARE HURTING THEM.

    YOU ARE A BASTARD. I KNEW THAT WHEN I SAW FRANCE. YOU PROLLY SMELL FROM B.O., TOO.

    GET THE KERMIT'S LEGS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCK AND APOLOGIZE FOR THE DRAMA YOU IMPOSTOR.

  3. Originally posted by raver_mania:

    Hey dude, he's an "imposter", ie, a person who gives himself a name very similar to someone elses and then just puts up stupid, off-key posts. These are to be read (sometimes) but never taken seriously.

    Hey, you got my e-mail? You read the post on DC..hehe.

    HEY, MY POSTS ARE NOT ANY STUPIDER THAN YOURS. AND CALLING ME AN IMPOSTOR MEANS I AM NOT REAL. IF YOU PRICK ME, DO I NOT BLEED?

    WHY ARE YOU STARTING DRAMA, YOU ARE HURTING MY CHEST. EVER THINK THAT THERE WAS A PERSON BEHIND MY NAME? EVER THINK THAT THE 'OTHER MSPORANO" BIT OFF ME, OR IS A RELATIVE OF MINE?

    NO, ALL YOU CARED ABOUT WAS MAKING FUN OF ME.

    AND THE DISCO BALL FARTS ON MY HEAD.

    SO THERE

  4. I KNOW, COLONROLLEYESCOLON, I JUST WANT THESE STUPID PRICKS TO LEAVE, SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT NIGHTLIFE AND NIGHTLIFE RELATED ISSUES, LIKE THE FARTING DISCOBALL AT TWILO THAT PASSES COLD GAS AND FLYS FALLING DOWN, THAT IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT, RIGHT?

    NOT PETTY DRAMA THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BREAK UP THE MONOTONY OF A WORKDAY,

    I KNOW SOME OF YOU EL-OH-EL'ED THE IMPOSTORS, I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE'S CHEST TO BE HURTING.

  5. Originally posted by msoprano13:

    yo bro you are an imposter, and once again no one givea a fuck what you have to say, and youve been on my dick for a month already so why don you get off it you piece of shit

    THAT IS NOT VERY NICE. I AM SICK OF THESE PUT-DOWNS THEY HURT MY CHEST. IT'S POUNDING NOW. DID YOU EVER THINK THAT THERE IS PERSON AT THE END OF MY NAME YOU PRICK. STOP CONTRIBUTING TO THE DRAMA, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION.

    STOP FUCKING UP MY COMMUNITY.

  6. SO I WAS AT A CLUB, WHICH WILL REMAIN NAMELESS SO THERE IS NO DRAMA, BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A FEW HINTS FOR FUN:

    SWEATY PEOPLE

    K-HOLES

    EL-OH-EL

    ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO DANCE, AND THIS GODDAMN GLOWSTICK KEPT HITTING ME ON THE HEAD. IT WAS ATTACHED TO STRINGS AND IT LOOKED LIKE THIS: 3a0ad4234a81af73.gif

    NOW I ASK:

    PEOPLE MAKE THOSE?

    OR DO THEY COME THAT WAY?

    HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE ONE?

    DO PEOPLE PRACTICE THAT?

    IMO IT SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF TIME, BUT THAT'S JUST IMO. I THINK IF YOU ARE GOING TO PRACTICE SOMETHING, WHY NOT DANCING?

  7. WHEN YOU HEAR THAT FUNNY NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING BIG IS COMING, AND YOU GET THAT FUNNY FEELING INSIDE THAT YOU THINK FOR A SECOND "ME GOD I AM EXCITED, I HOPE NO ONE SEES" AND THEN YOU RUN UNDER THE DISCO BALL AND WAIT FOR IT TO PASS GAS ON YOUR HEAD BECAUSE IT'S COLD, NOT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE REALLY BREAK WIND, AND AT THAT POINT YOU ARE VERY HOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING FROM SECURITY ALL NIGHT.

    I WISH THEY HAD A FARTING DISCOBALL AT VINYL, SO WHEN DANNY MAKES IT "DARKER" I WOULDN'T BE SO HOT AND AFRAID.

    THIS IS HOW IT FEELS:

    LIKE A GIANT BLUE CROSS-EYED DISEMBODIED HEAD THAT LOOKS STUPID AND DUMB CLENCHING HIS TEETH FROM THE PILLS HE IS PROLLY DOING, HEY THESE SMILIES AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.

    EL-OH-EL

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    [This message has been edited by msoprano12 (edited 11-20-2000).]

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    OH-EM-GEE

    FORGIVE MY SMILIE, I DON'T CONDONE THEM MYSELF, BUT I FEEL LIKE A GIANT GREEN DISEMBODIED HEAD CRYING OUT IN AGONY OVER THIS. I FEAR I WILL NEVER TYPE LOWERCASE AGAIN.

    JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH (THAT DOSN'T MEAN I HATE JEWS, DON'T START DRAMA PLEASE AND HURT MY CHEST)

    THIS IS POINTLESS, AND YOU HURT DMIRTY. I THINK HE IS SENSITIVE, BUT HIS SITE IS VERY COOL I WISH WE HAD SOME OF THE SAME FEATURES(OOOOHH, NO DISREPECT TO CLUBNYC, THOSE GUYS WORK VERY HARD, YOU UNGRATEFUL PRICKS, YOU DROVE dAvE TO THE GHB)

    OOOH GOD, DEEPER AND DDMIRTY I DON;T WANNA BE LIKE THE SHARKS AND THE JETS UNLESS, OF COURSE WE GET TO DANCE WITH SWITCHBLADES WITH SLICK CHOREOGRAPHY THAT ANYONE CAN DO BUT NEVER REALLY HURT EACH OTHER.

    NOBODY MEANT TO DIS YOU PERSONALLY DMIRTY,

    THE SITE IS STUNNING (I AM NOT BEING A WISENHEIMER), BUT WE ARE COMMENTING ON THE CONVERSATIONS (C'MON SOME OF THEM ARE A SNOOZE). ISN'T THAT WHAT A MESSAGE BOARD IS ABOUT!!!

    FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, WE ARE NOT A FACIST BOARD, NEITHER IS YOURS, YOU CAN APPRECIATE THAT!!!

    OOOOOOOH JESUS I AM NOT STARTING DRAMA, I AM GOING TO SHUT UP NOW.

  9. Originally posted by msoprano13:

    Originally posted by PFloyd40:

    kinda already did that mikey lol

    it'll come back around in the rotation soon enough

    jeez open yourself up to something a little difference for once

    -Rob

    its not that i wanna be close minded it just that i cant eat spicy food

    I CAN'T EAT SPICY FOOD EITHER, I HAVE ACID REFLUX, TUMS, ROLAIDS AND MILK WILL NOT EVEN HELP IT. MY DOCTOR SAYS IT'S FROM STRESS, THAT MIGHT BE YOUR CAUSE TOO.

    I AM STRESSED BECAUSE THE INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSIONS AND GENERAL FEELING OF LOVE AND COMMUNITY I HOLD SO DEAR IS DWINDLING BEFORE MY VERY EYES.

    I BET YOU HAVE A LOT OF GAS AND FART LIKE A BASTARD, THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T EAT SPICY FOODS. DO NOT GET EMBARRASSED OR MAD, PLEASE DON'T START DRAMA AND MAKE THE SITUATION WORSE I THINK THINGS ARE FINALLY CALMING DOWN.THE BOARD, I MEAN NOT YOUR STOMACH HA HA LOL

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  10. OK SO ME dAvE AND SAINT HAD ANOTHER COFERENCE CALL DISCUSSING THE VOLATILE STATE OF THE BOARD. ALEXANDRA TRIED TO BEEP THROUGH, BUT dAvE YELLED "YOU LEFT BECAUSE OF THE_GREATEST YOU PUSSY, YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS" AND SAINT LAUGHED AND FARTED IN THE PHONE WHICH MADE ALL OF US LAUGH AND dAvE SAID "YEAH, REAL POETIC SAINT" BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY RHYME A FART WITH ANOTHER FART.

    SO dAvE SAYS "HOW BAD" AND I SAID "THE BOARD KEEPS SHUTTING DOWN, AND WHEN IT'S UP, THE IMPOSTORS ARE RUNNING AMOK LIKE THE SOMETHING OF THE FLIES BOOK"

    DAvE SAID "I'M VERY DISTURBED OVER ALL OF THESE IMPOSTORS AND GENERAL MALICIOUS FEELING ON THE BOARD BECAUSE DAMAGE CONTROL TAKES AWAY FROM ME ON 'AMIHOTORNOT.COM".

    I CONCURRED.

    DAvE PUT US IN HOLD TO THINK AND SAINT CONFIDED IN ME THAT dAvE WAS IN ASIA ON A SEARCH FOR SCOTT BAIO, HE WAS A HUGE FAN OF CHACHI AND OF "CHARLES IN CHARGE" AND I SAID "WILLIE AAMES WAS THE STAR, YOU PRICK" SAINT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "GROOVES" AND "WETNESS" I DON'T KNOW WTF HE IS TALKING ABOUT HALF THE TIME, I JUST NOD AND SMILE.

    DAvE GOT BACK ON AND SAID (ALL CHOKED UP), THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND, AS SOON AS I GET BACK, I WILL DELETE THE IMPOSTORS, DMITRY-STYLE AND I WILL ADDRESS THE PROBLEM. ALTHOUGH SOME OF IT IS GENUINELY FUNNY, SOME IS DOWNRIGHT HURTFUL (BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH)

    I WAS ALREADY CRYING BY THEN, THINKING OF THOSE AWFULLY RUDE MISSSKITTIE POST, AND I EXCLAIMED "WE MUST SAVE OUR COMMUNNITY, IT IS THE ONLY THING I HOLD SACRED AND DEAR" SAINT THEN SAID TO "GO FUCK OURSELVES" (CUZ HE LEFT THE BOARD ALREADY, AND IS PLANNING A BIG COMEBACK LIKE TUPAC, BUT ONLY WHEN THE BOARD IS BORING AGAIN, HE POSTS ON DMITRY'S SITE BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE MATURE THAN US, THEY ARE ABOUT PROPERLY COOKING AND SNORTING K).

    "ONLY PEOPLE THAT ARE HALF A HOMO TAKE THAT SHIT SERIOUSLY" (I THINK HE'S HOMOPHOBIC) DAvE THEN SAID "COLONROLLEYESCOLON," (dAvE TALKS COMPUTER TALK AND IT IS A LITTLE SCARY SOMETIMES) DRAMA QUEEN, ASTERISKYAWNASTERISK" dAVe THEN WENT BACK TO DRINKING HIS GHB, I MEAN SAKI.

    WE WILL BE UNITED ONCE AGAIN MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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  11. Originally posted by penix_:

    everyone seems to know everyone, do you guys meet up somewhere? what places?

    thaanks,

    PeNiX

    EVEN THO I THINK YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER:

    HERE ARE SOME TIPS PENIX,

    THIS IS A TIGHT COMMUNITY HERE. NO PUTDOWNS, NO IMITATING,

    JUST SNORT, PUFF, AND FLIRT WITH MISSKITTIE.

    TRY NOT TO SPLIT YOUR SIDE FROM EGGMOK'S COMEDIC GENIUS

    THERE ARE NOT TOO MANY ASIANS AT TWILO YOU DICK

    GHB=CLOSET

    YOU HAVE TO MAKE AT LEAST ONE POST ABOUT WHO WORKS WHERE

    STARCAPONE IS NOT YOUR TOY

    DaVe IS FUCKING COOL

    YOU WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS POX, ETC

    IF YOU CAN ACCEPT THIS, WE WILL ACCEPT YOU.

    BUT I THINK YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER. I SMELL IT

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  12. Originally posted by jerseytom:

    Just4themusic....

    I could not agree more...

    I have been going to clubs in NYC since I was 15 yrs old (23 now)... I remember a different scene. Not saying that it is bad now... I love music and I will continue to show my support for MUSIC and DJs. I am also not going to tell old stories about the "good ol days" ... however there is a different mind set now...

    Used to be:

    #1 - You went to the spot for the specific DJ

    #2 - You went to dance

    #3 - Oh look, there is some drugs here...

    Now it is more like (not EVERYONE - just SOME):

    #1 - What club can I get drugs at easiest?

    #2 - You want to dance (on drugs)

    #3 - Hey, guess who the DJ is tonight?

    You feel me?

    I remember days of Out Law parties in the back of Tractor Trailer Trucks... or LimeLight's Disco 2000 party on Wednesday nights and then leaving there to go to school... trading stickers... "strangers stopping strangers...just to shake theirs hands"

    Ok I will stop now... lol

    Do what makes you happy... just let me DANCE!

    WOW I STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION WHEN YOU SAID "15 YEARS OLD" I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WHEN I SAW 'JERSEY; IN YOUR NAME

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  13. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR ATTITUDE, MISSY.

    VS AND DMITRY ARE GONNA KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT, NOW I AM A PACIFIST AND I DON'T ENJOY WARS AS MUCH AS BLUEANGEL UNLESS IT IS A GOOD HOLY WAR SPANNING YEARS AND COSTING A LOT OF BLOODSHED.

    AND I DO NOT LIKE TO THREATEN WOMEN, BUT (I'M, SORRY TO THE REST OF THE COMMUNITY FOR THIS), BUT YOU ARE LIKE A CANCER, WE ARE ABOUT LOVE , DRUGS, CLUBBING AND INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION AND I HOLD THAT SACRED.

    THEREFORE, THIS IS A HOLY WAR (MY FAVORITE)

    I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO "GO THERE", BUT YOU ARE A MEAN GIRL.

    BAD GIRL

    BAD GIRL

    PEACE OUT, SISTER

  14. HERE THEY ARE:

    DO:

    MAKE LONG PERSONAL BRING THREADS TO ONE OTHER MORON THAT CAN BE ARGUABLY DUMBER THAN YOURSELF

    MAKE POSTS AS INANE AS "FLY FALLING DOWN" AND "DUMPS"

    LEARN EVERY SMILY LINK AND USE IT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE TO ANNOY EVERYONE. AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE WORDS TO COMMUNICATE WITH

    PASS ALONG MISINFORMATION ON DRUG USE.

    ARGUE ABOUT DJ'S.

    TALK OFTEN ABOUT INTIMATE, MINUTE DETAILS OF YOUR LIFE. WE ARE HANGING ON EVERY WORD

    TALK ABOUT YOU SEXUALITY, OFTEN AND IN DETAIL. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO FLIRT RIDICULOUSLY, ESPECIALLY ON OTHER'S THREADS.

    DO NOT:

    TALK ABOUT MUSIC

    TRY TO BE AS COOL AS POX AND COMPANY, IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN

    TELL MISSKITTIE SHE IS DUMB. OBVIOUSLY SHE IS A "SPECIAL NEEDS" PERSON AND CAN NOT HANDLE THE TRUTH

    MAKE IMPOSTOR POSTS, IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BREAK UP THE MONOTONY OF THE WORK DAY AND WE CAN'T HEAR ABOUT

    FLYS FALLING DOWN, SEXUALITY AND DUMPS

  15. Originally posted by dirtyslapper:

    DaVe isn't coming back. he's locked in a closet with a 12 gallon drum of g.

    DAVE IS DISGUSTED WITH ALL THE DRAMA.

    HE AND SAINT CALLED ME ON A CONFERENCE CALL AND SAID "BETWEEN YOU AND ME, IMPOSTOR, THE IMPOSTOR POSTS ARE SMARTER THAN THE PEOPLE THEY ARE IMITATING." "BUT THEN AGAIN, THE CORN IN MY SHIT HAS MORE INTELLIGENCE" AND THEN WE ALL LAUGHED, BECAUSE SAINT IS SO FUNNY, BUT HE SAID IT REAL POETIC LIKE. HE ASKED IF MISSKITTIE STILL DOES COKE, AND I SAID

    "SAINT YOU ARE MY FRIND, BUT THAT WAS REAL DICKY, SHE HASN'T DONE IT IN 1 WHOLE DAY AND NOW HER PANTS CAN'T SEEM TO STAY UP.

    HE NODDED, AND DAVE ROLLED HIS EYES LIKE BRANDIE.

    STFU

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