msoprano12

PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPELL, IT OFFENDS ME AS SOMEONE WITH A FANTASTIC COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND FURTHERMORE I READ WHAT I WANT AND POST TO WHAT I WANT, THIS IS NOT A NAZI MESSAGE BOARD. MY FIRST CONCERN WAS BRANDIE'S PRIVACY. SO, WILL I SEE YOU UNDER THE FARTING DISCOBALL?

WOW, THAT IS REALLY DISCREET OF YOU. YOU ARE A GREAT PAL. YOU MUST HAVE READ THE "SAFE PARTYING" POST FUNNY, I DON'T THINK IT SAID ANYTHING ABOUT EXPOSING OTHER PEOPLE'S PERSONAL PROBLEMS. OH WELL, YOU KNOW BEST, SEE YOU UNDER THE FARTING DISCOBALL. WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EAT ENOUGH TURKEY TO GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!! EL-OH-EL, GET IT? TRYPTOPHAN!!!! AHAHAHA

I WILL SEE YOU GUYS UNDER THE DISCOBALL WITH THE FRIGID FLATULENCE PROBLEM. I CANNOT WAIT FOR A DRAMA FREE LOVE NIGHT WITH S&D, SO WE CAN REBUILD OUR COMMUNITY. FORGIVE ME IF I AM "CLINGY" I GET REAL REAL EMOTIONAL WHEN I ROLL, AND SORRY IF I KNOCK YOU DOWN TO GET THE FARTING DISCOBALL.

NO, PLEASE DO NOT BURN IT DOWN IT HAS THAT REFRESHING FARTING DISCO BALL THAT EVERYONE LIKES TO RUN UNDER WHEN IT PASSES THAT BRISK GAS. IT FEELS GOOD AFTER A CAPFUL OF GHB AND I HAVE BEEN RUNNING FROM SECURITY I KNOCK PEOPLE DOWN TO GET IN THE LINE OF FIRE.

I KNOW AN IMPOSTOR WHEN I SMELL ONE, AND YOU SIR, REEK. DON'T YOU THINK THAT STATMENT IS HURTFUL TO WOMEN IN NYC THAT ARE JUST TRYING TO GET THEIR GROOVE ON OR BACK? INSTEAD OF FEELING THEIR CHEST, YOU ARE HURTING THEM. YOU ARE A BASTARD. I KNEW THAT WHEN I SAW FRANCE. YOU PROLLY SMELL FROM B.O., TOO. GET THE KERMIT'S LEGS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCK AND APOLOGIZE FOR THE DRAMA YOU IMPOSTOR.

OPEN LETTER TO THE BOARD I THINK YOU ARE SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ME, AND THE UNBEARABLE PAIN OF UNREQUITED LOVE IS HURTING YOUR CHEST. CAN'T YOU FEEL THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN US?

HEY, MY POSTS ARE NOT ANY STUPIDER THAN YOURS. AND CALLING ME AN IMPOSTOR MEANS I AM NOT REAL. IF YOU PRICK ME, DO I NOT BLEED? WHY ARE YOU STARTING DRAMA, YOU ARE HURTING MY CHEST. EVER THINK THAT THERE WAS A PERSON BEHIND MY NAME? EVER THINK THAT THE 'OTHER MSPORANO" BIT OFF ME, OR IS A RELATIVE OF MINE? NO, ALL YOU CARED ABOUT WAS MAKING FUN OF ME. AND THE DISCO BALL FARTS ON MY HEAD. SO THERE

I KNOW, COLONROLLEYESCOLON, I JUST WANT THESE STUPID PRICKS TO LEAVE, SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT NIGHTLIFE AND NIGHTLIFE RELATED ISSUES, LIKE THE FARTING DISCOBALL AT TWILO THAT PASSES COLD GAS AND FLYS FALLING DOWN, THAT IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT, RIGHT? NOT PETTY DRAMA THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BREAK UP THE MONOTONY OF A WORKDAY, I KNOW SOME OF YOU EL-OH-EL'ED THE IMPOSTORS, I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE'S CHEST TO BE HURTING.

THAT IS NOT VERY NICE. I AM SICK OF THESE PUT-DOWNS THEY HURT MY CHEST. IT'S POUNDING NOW. DID YOU EVER THINK THAT THERE IS PERSON AT THE END OF MY NAME YOU PRICK. STOP CONTRIBUTING TO THE DRAMA, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION. STOP FUCKING UP MY COMMUNITY.

SO I WAS AT A CLUB, WHICH WILL REMAIN NAMELESS SO THERE IS NO DRAMA, BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A FEW HINTS FOR FUN: SWEATY PEOPLE K-HOLES EL-OH-EL ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO DANCE, AND THIS GODDAMN GLOWSTICK KEPT HITTING ME ON THE HEAD. IT WAS ATTACHED TO STRINGS AND IT LOOKED LIKE THIS: NOW I ASK: PEOPLE MAKE THOSE? OR DO THEY COME THAT WAY? HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE ONE? DO PEOPLE PRACTICE THAT? IMO IT SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF TIME, BUT THAT'S JUST IMO. I THINK IF YOU ARE GOING TO PRACTICE SOMETHING, WHY NOT DANCING?

WHEN YOU HEAR THAT FUNNY NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING BIG IS COMING, AND YOU GET THAT FUNNY FEELING INSIDE THAT YOU THINK FOR A SECOND "ME GOD I AM EXCITED, I HOPE NO ONE SEES" AND THEN YOU RUN UNDER THE DISCO BALL AND WAIT FOR IT TO PASS GAS ON YOUR HEAD BECAUSE IT'S COLD, NOT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE REALLY BREAK WIND, AND AT THAT POINT YOU ARE VERY HOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING FROM SECURITY ALL NIGHT. I WISH THEY HAD A FARTING DISCOBALL AT VINYL, SO WHEN DANNY MAKES IT "DARKER" I WOULDN'T BE SO HOT AND AFRAID. THIS IS HOW IT FEELS: LIKE A GIANT BLUE CROSS-EYED DISEMBODIED HEAD THAT LOOKS STUPID AND DUMB CLENCHING HIS TEETH FROM THE PILLS HE IS PROLLY DOING, HEY THESE SMILIES AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL. EL-OH-EL [This message has been edited by msoprano12 (edited 11-20-2000).]

WHAT ABOUT KWAANZA, THAT IS NOT NICE. ARE YOU TRYING TO START DRAMA, YOU ARE GOING TO HURT PEOPLE OF COLOR THAT ARE CELEBRATING THIS MAN-MADE HOLIDAY THAT MEAN A LOT TO SOME POEPLE, BUT I GUESS, NOT YOU. KNOT COOL, ARTFUL MAYBE YOU ARE IMPOSTORT HURTING PEOPLE'S CHEST. OH-EM-GEE.

OH-EM-GEE FORGIVE MY SMILIE, I DON'T CONDONE THEM MYSELF, BUT I FEEL LIKE A GIANT GREEN DISEMBODIED HEAD CRYING OUT IN AGONY OVER THIS. I FEAR I WILL NEVER TYPE LOWERCASE AGAIN. JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH (THAT DOSN'T MEAN I HATE JEWS, DON'T START DRAMA PLEASE AND HURT MY CHEST) THIS IS POINTLESS, AND YOU HURT DMIRTY. I THINK HE IS SENSITIVE, BUT HIS SITE IS VERY COOL I WISH WE HAD SOME OF THE SAME FEATURES(OOOOHH, NO DISREPECT TO CLUBNYC, THOSE GUYS WORK VERY HARD, YOU UNGRATEFUL PRICKS, YOU DROVE dAvE TO THE GHB) OOOH GOD, DEEPER AND DDMIRTY I DON;T WANNA BE LIKE THE SHARKS AND THE JETS UNLESS, OF COURSE WE GET TO DANCE WITH SWITCHBLADES WITH SLICK CHOREOGRAPHY THAT ANYONE CAN DO BUT NEVER REALLY HURT EACH OTHER. NOBODY MEANT TO DIS YOU PERSONALLY DMIRTY, THE SITE IS STUNNING (I AM NOT BEING A WISENHEIMER), BUT WE ARE COMMENTING ON THE CONVERSATIONS (C'MON SOME OF THEM ARE A SNOOZE). ISN'T THAT WHAT A MESSAGE BOARD IS ABOUT!!! FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, WE ARE NOT A FACIST BOARD, NEITHER IS YOURS, YOU CAN APPRECIATE THAT!!! OOOOOOOH JESUS I AM NOT STARTING DRAMA, I AM GOING TO SHUT UP NOW.

OH-EM-GEE THAT POOHPOOH IS A JERK IMPOSTER AND IS RUINING THE BOARD COMMUNITY. I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT CLUTCHING MY CHEST B/C IT HURT SO MUCH. PLEASE DO NOT CRY, POOH, JUST IGNORE THESE JERKS.AND DON'T GIVE THEM THE SATISFACTION.

I MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CROSS IN THE PAST, BUT I NEVER MEANT TO HURT ANYONE. I DON'T LIKE DRAMA, I JUST WANT TO ENJOY THE MUSICAL GENIUS OF FRANK ALVEE AND JOHNNY VICIOUS AND COMMENT ON WHAT PEOPLE SAY, I AM A VERY PASSIONATE PERSON AND I COME ACROSS LIKE AN OBNOXIOUS PRICK THAT HAS JUST COME OUT OF A K-HOLE LIKE VS BUT I JUST ENJOY A GOOD DEBATE, THAT IS ALL.

its not that i wanna be close minded it just that i cant eat spicy food I CAN'T EAT SPICY FOOD EITHER, I HAVE ACID REFLUX, TUMS, ROLAIDS AND MILK WILL NOT EVEN HELP IT. MY DOCTOR SAYS IT'S FROM STRESS, THAT MIGHT BE YOUR CAUSE TOO. I AM STRESSED BECAUSE THE INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSIONS AND GENERAL FEELING OF LOVE AND COMMUNITY I HOLD SO DEAR IS DWINDLING BEFORE MY VERY EYES. I BET YOU HAVE A LOT OF GAS AND FART LIKE A BASTARD, THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T EAT SPICY FOODS. DO NOT GET EMBARRASSED OR MAD, PLEASE DON'T START DRAMA AND MAKE THE SITUATION WORSE I THINK THINGS ARE FINALLY CALMING DOWN.THE BOARD, I MEAN NOT YOUR STOMACH HA HA LOL

OK SO ME dAvE AND SAINT HAD ANOTHER COFERENCE CALL DISCUSSING THE VOLATILE STATE OF THE BOARD. ALEXANDRA TRIED TO BEEP THROUGH, BUT dAvE YELLED "YOU LEFT BECAUSE OF THE_GREATEST YOU PUSSY, YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS" AND SAINT LAUGHED AND FARTED IN THE PHONE WHICH MADE ALL OF US LAUGH AND dAvE SAID "YEAH, REAL POETIC SAINT" BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY RHYME A FART WITH ANOTHER FART. SO dAvE SAYS "HOW BAD" AND I SAID "THE BOARD KEEPS SHUTTING DOWN, AND WHEN IT'S UP, THE IMPOSTORS ARE RUNNING AMOK LIKE THE SOMETHING OF THE FLIES BOOK" DAvE SAID "I'M VERY DISTURBED OVER ALL OF THESE IMPOSTORS AND GENERAL MALICIOUS FEELING ON THE BOARD BECAUSE DAMAGE CONTROL TAKES AWAY FROM ME ON 'AMIHOTORNOT.COM". I CONCURRED. DAvE PUT US IN HOLD TO THINK AND SAINT CONFIDED IN ME THAT dAvE WAS IN ASIA ON A SEARCH FOR SCOTT BAIO, HE WAS A HUGE FAN OF CHACHI AND OF "CHARLES IN CHARGE" AND I SAID "WILLIE AAMES WAS THE STAR, YOU PRICK" SAINT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "GROOVES" AND "WETNESS" I DON'T KNOW WTF HE IS TALKING ABOUT HALF THE TIME, I JUST NOD AND SMILE. DAvE GOT BACK ON AND SAID (ALL CHOKED UP), THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND, AS SOON AS I GET BACK, I WILL DELETE THE IMPOSTORS, DMITRY-STYLE AND I WILL ADDRESS THE PROBLEM. ALTHOUGH SOME OF IT IS GENUINELY FUNNY, SOME IS DOWNRIGHT HURTFUL (BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH) I WAS ALREADY CRYING BY THEN, THINKING OF THOSE AWFULLY RUDE MISSSKITTIE POST, AND I EXCLAIMED "WE MUST SAVE OUR COMMUNNITY, IT IS THE ONLY THING I HOLD SACRED AND DEAR" SAINT THEN SAID TO "GO FUCK OURSELVES" (CUZ HE LEFT THE BOARD ALREADY, AND IS PLANNING A BIG COMEBACK LIKE TUPAC, BUT ONLY WHEN THE BOARD IS BORING AGAIN, HE POSTS ON DMITRY'S SITE BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE MATURE THAN US, THEY ARE ABOUT PROPERLY COOKING AND SNORTING K). "ONLY PEOPLE THAT ARE HALF A HOMO TAKE THAT SHIT SERIOUSLY" (I THINK HE'S HOMOPHOBIC) DAvE THEN SAID "COLONROLLEYESCOLON," (dAvE TALKS COMPUTER TALK AND IT IS A LITTLE SCARY SOMETIMES) DRAMA QUEEN, ASTERISKYAWNASTERISK" dAVe THEN WENT BACK TO DRINKING HIS GHB, I MEAN SAKI. WE WILL BE UNITED ONCE AGAIN MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!

EVEN THO I THINK YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER: HERE ARE SOME TIPS PENIX, THIS IS A TIGHT COMMUNITY HERE. NO PUTDOWNS, NO IMITATING, JUST SNORT, PUFF, AND FLIRT WITH MISSKITTIE. TRY NOT TO SPLIT YOUR SIDE FROM EGGMOK'S COMEDIC GENIUS THERE ARE NOT TOO MANY ASIANS AT TWILO YOU DICK GHB=CLOSET YOU HAVE TO MAKE AT LEAST ONE POST ABOUT WHO WORKS WHERE STARCAPONE IS NOT YOUR TOY DaVe IS FUCKING COOL YOU WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS POX, ETC IF YOU CAN ACCEPT THIS, WE WILL ACCEPT YOU. BUT I THINK YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER. I SMELL IT

WOW I STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION WHEN YOU SAID "15 YEARS OLD" I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WHEN I SAW 'JERSEY; IN YOUR NAME PEACE OUT

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR ATTITUDE, MISSY. VS AND DMITRY ARE GONNA KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT, NOW I AM A PACIFIST AND I DON'T ENJOY WARS AS MUCH AS BLUEANGEL UNLESS IT IS A GOOD HOLY WAR SPANNING YEARS AND COSTING A LOT OF BLOODSHED. AND I DO NOT LIKE TO THREATEN WOMEN, BUT (I'M, SORRY TO THE REST OF THE COMMUNITY FOR THIS), BUT YOU ARE LIKE A CANCER, WE ARE ABOUT LOVE , DRUGS, CLUBBING AND INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION AND I HOLD THAT SACRED. THEREFORE, THIS IS A HOLY WAR (MY FAVORITE) I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO "GO THERE", BUT YOU ARE A MEAN GIRL. BAD GIRL BAD GIRL PEACE OUT, SISTER

YOU GUYS AREN'T FOLLOWING THE RULES. I AM GOING TO NIGHTCLUBCITY WHERE DMITRY AND VICIOUSSPINNER ROMP AND PLAY IN FIELDS OF K. HEY I MADE A RHYME, YOU CAN CALL ME SAINT JR LOL,ROFLMAO DMITRY IS GOING TO TRACE IP'S ON ALL YOU DICKS, AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.

HERE THEY ARE: DO: MAKE LONG PERSONAL BRING THREADS TO ONE OTHER MORON THAT CAN BE ARGUABLY DUMBER THAN YOURSELF MAKE POSTS AS INANE AS "FLY FALLING DOWN" AND "DUMPS" LEARN EVERY SMILY LINK AND USE IT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE TO ANNOY EVERYONE. AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE WORDS TO COMMUNICATE WITH PASS ALONG MISINFORMATION ON DRUG USE. ARGUE ABOUT DJ'S. TALK OFTEN ABOUT INTIMATE, MINUTE DETAILS OF YOUR LIFE. WE ARE HANGING ON EVERY WORD TALK ABOUT YOU SEXUALITY, OFTEN AND IN DETAIL. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO FLIRT RIDICULOUSLY, ESPECIALLY ON OTHER'S THREADS. DO NOT: TALK ABOUT MUSIC TRY TO BE AS COOL AS POX AND COMPANY, IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN TELL MISSKITTIE SHE IS DUMB. OBVIOUSLY SHE IS A "SPECIAL NEEDS" PERSON AND CAN NOT HANDLE THE TRUTH MAKE IMPOSTOR POSTS, IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BREAK UP THE MONOTONY OF THE WORK DAY AND WE CAN'T HEAR ABOUT FLYS FALLING DOWN, SEXUALITY AND DUMPS

OMG CAN YOU BELEIVE IT, YOU ARE NOT THE FOCUS OF ATTENTION. QUICK, POST A HALF-NAKED PIC QUICK!!!!!!

DAVE IS DISGUSTED WITH ALL THE DRAMA. HE AND SAINT CALLED ME ON A CONFERENCE CALL AND SAID "BETWEEN YOU AND ME, IMPOSTOR, THE IMPOSTOR POSTS ARE SMARTER THAN THE PEOPLE THEY ARE IMITATING." "BUT THEN AGAIN, THE CORN IN MY SHIT HAS MORE INTELLIGENCE" AND THEN WE ALL LAUGHED, BECAUSE SAINT IS SO FUNNY, BUT HE SAID IT REAL POETIC LIKE. HE ASKED IF MISSKITTIE STILL DOES COKE, AND I SAID "SAINT YOU ARE MY FRIND, BUT THAT WAS REAL DICKY, SHE HASN'T DONE IT IN 1 WHOLE DAY AND NOW HER PANTS CAN'T SEEM TO STAY UP. HE NODDED, AND DAVE ROLLED HIS EYES LIKE BRANDIE. STFU