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  • Birthday 05/21/1976

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  1. Is it possible that Twilo is going to be so crowded tonite that it'll suck...say it aint so!!
  2. On-E JV Micro Xdream Terry Mullen Dave Hollands PvD Digweed Adam X Fuck Frankie Bones
  3. I think Paris said it best when someone asked, "how are you supposed to dress to get into exit". She replied "dress like you're going to a mall, everyone else does" and laughed
  4. The human race suffered a tremendous loss yesterday when Renten was assassinated at the tender age of 101. Renten, one of the world's leading humanitarians shared visions of peace, love, unity, and respect with the likes of mother teresa and martin luther king jr. As a young man he experimented with mind-EXPANDING drugs such as MDMA and LSD, which ironically enough is when he first thought of the now famous cure for cancer known as rentenol. He led a crusade against ignorance and racism and even took in young homeless children..the most famous being franklin giampietro, president of the World League of Nations. After being shot, he lay with his head nuzzled in his 23 yr old wife's bosom, clutching one of his 18 children's hand as he spoke what would be his last words...."I'm ready"
  5. I just got back from Twilo and i have to say that twilo is the best club in the city by far...no juiceheads no toughguy douchebags ...it was a great nite ...it brought back the memories of my raving days a little bit...i almost forgot what clubbing was all about ..its not about looking good..or hooking up...its all about going with friends and dancing till your legs are sore ..and then dancing some more until you litterally cant stand anymore...and then when you go to sit down on the stairs ...another phat ass beat starts pumpin' and you have to get your ass right back out there and you LOVE IT!!!!!...whoever was spinning around 5 o clock was ripping shit up ..i think it was JV ..damn people..everything that was said about twilo was absolutely fucking right!!! that fucking place is unmatched in music, vibe, all round good time...to anyone who hasnt been there ...GO GO GO GO GO GO GO......ILL BE THERE NEXT FRIDAY FOR PVD SO IF THERES A MEETUP ID LIKE TO BE INVOLVED... P L U R
  6. Iliana ..you're still ugly ...lollolololol
  7. I got this in my email ..i thought it was funny..enjoy and print it out as desired.... ONE NIGHT STAND CONTRACT I,-----------, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage, guilt-trips and near-pregnancies in exchange for one (1) night of USDA approved fondling and fornication. I will not return to the scene of said activities, nor call, write or otherwise contact/harass or vex said co-signer of contract for a time of no less than thirty (30) days and nights after said activities have been fulfilled. I also surrender all rights to propogate rumors, misnomers, and dirty looks in the cafeteria from myself and friends, and will treat said co-signer with all the respect due a stranger. I will say "hi" if we pass within ten (10) meters in a friendly, if not neutral tone of voice. I will also upon completion of heretofore listed activities not leave underwear, earrings or other insignificant yet oh-so-valuable belongings lying about or hidden somewhere in the co-signer's abode for the sole purpose of returning to said abode and breaking the no-contact agreement of this document. I furthermore state that I am of sound mind and desirable body, and will not call said co-signer by any other name than is his or her own, nor reminisce on some former slime-ball/great lover who wore the same cologne, roll-on, boxer shorts or robe. I will also pay one-half of all laundry fees as needed after prescribed activity. Sincerely, Fornicator At Large
  8. I know this should be on the "substances" board..but everyone on that is from different areas... Im going to Twilo feb 18 for cox vs. tenaglia and i wanna get my pills before then...can anyone tell me which are some of the best right now...and by best i dont mean speedy or dopey ..i mean real mdma..energy and the feeling of empathy towards everyone..i wanna shop around its my last nite in NY and i want it to be a good one
  9. The Big Liebowski was a cool movie too...and Swingers has some good lines it my two favorite porno movies are Little Oral Annie and Gulp Fiction food for thought: what could they name a porno spoof of the movie "snatch"?
  10. Why the hell do people continue to post questions like "Is it bad if i mix so and so with so and so".....NO ITS NOT OK...BUT WE STILL DO IT ANYWAY..GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS ..NO DRUGS ARE OK TO TAKE..AND TAKING 2 TRANQUILIZERS IS JUST AS BAD AS TAKING A TRANQUILIZER W/ A STIMULANT...IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THAT QUESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE YOURE THE EXACT PERSON WHO SHOULDNT BE DOING DRUGS!!! LEAVE IT TO US PROFESSIONALS AND STOP ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS
  11. it all depends how often you do it and the amounts you take..here are some guidlines: speed: 48-72 hours xtc: up to a week weed: anywhere from a week if you smoke less than once a month all the way up to 2 months if you smoke a few times a day drinking a shit load of water will help with the E and the Speed..but it wont do anything for the weed...THC is fat soluble so no matter how much water your drink nothing will get rid of it but time Go and get some drink that hides it in your urine..they sell em at head shops and some GNC's good luck
  12. Does anyone remember the first time you smoked weed? I was 17..i stole a little from my older brother and rolled the worst looking joint ever made...then went to smoke it on my deck and my mom came home early and caught me just as i was finishing the damn thing..i got in some deep shit!!...and i didnt even get high...i didnt get high till my 5th time smoking Hope it will be legal soon, i hate having to hide that shit in my car PS im stoned and i just realized the title of this thread is really dumb..but oh well
  13. Drama: American beauty..amazing movie Comedy: Tie between Dumb and Dumber ..and Austin Powers...they're both fucking hilarious Tearjerker: Green Mile..i cried ..im a wuss Abstract: Tie between Pulp Fiction and Natural Born Killers And did anyone see Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas???...OMG ...that was some weird shit...brought out some of my old acid flashbacks
  14. "she gets her dinner made...she pulls her dinner from her pocket...... Jane says i aint never been in love...and dont what it is ..I only know when they want me ...ONLY KNOW THEY WANNNNNNNNT MEEEEEE!!!!" Jane Says Jane's Addiction
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