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  1. cmb1975

    Where are you...

    when you are posting/reading all these crazy sexual thoughts? Work/home/school/prison??? If its during the day, i'm at work... at night, i am at home... if my boss only knew... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  2. i think if they were gonna charge, it would be on the home page...they can't just start charging ya without you consenting to it... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  3. cmb1975

    My Sex Haiku

    yeah...check em... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  4. cmb1975

    My Sex Haiku

    Roses are red violets are blue, Show me yours, and I'll show you mine too!!! oh sorry...not haiku!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  5. cmb1975

    Rate This Fantasy

    ROTF...LMFAO!!! Holy shit...X, honey, the fantasy was wonderful...I swear I am NOT laughing at you!!! Everyone else's replies are killin me!!! joey...you are priceless and Dale...short fat mexican janitors!!! Still Laughing!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  6. cmb1975

    Alright fellas....

    LMAO!!! Joey darlin your killin me!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  7. LMFAO!!! I know...she isn't really my type at all...I was pressed for time!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  8. bump this is funniest damn post ever!!! Keep going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  9. Darlin...I know you are busy, but just wanted to say I want you....oh and Congrats on the recent accomplishment... NOW GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE ALREADY!!!! here we are waiting for you.... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  10. check your pms...and the post.... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  11. .....Say Anything? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  12. Honey, sincerest apologies for TOTALLY misreading your post!!!! I skimmed through thinking it was yet another post about "loose" women!!! I am very, very, very sorry and DID not in any way, mean to cause drama!!! ::head hung low:: Please accept this as my apology.... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  13. Countdown? Happened to me too! Some kid asked me for my lighter so he could spark up his joint and and never offered it up...I thought that was odd... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  14. Me too!!! and everyone I know!!!! wtf!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  15. LMFAO!!!! MEMBERS ONLY!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  16. cmb1975

    Alright fellas....

    OK...guys, you can all calm down, its just a question...if ya think its stupid don't answer...but we need to get some new topics up here and thats all i could think of at the time....geez!!! btw...36C/D depending on the bra!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  17. Goddamn, the odds of someone taping that are pretty good these days...it'll probably end up on the internet!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  18. Stair Races Where are my friends? Who's driving home? (fun sobriety game) Who's got the keys? Where is the Lincoln Tunnel? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  19. It was a white guy!!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  20. Apparently, this guy grabbed some napkins before he jumped out of cab....my friend just sat their staring out the back window at the cars creeping past...laughing his ass off...knowing that people could see this guy!!! He got back in and said "you ready to go?" ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  21. Prayin' for the family. Sorry, hon ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  22. i was just gonna post about this song...i am def feeling it!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  23. How about... whats that smell? Toilet paper hide and seek Name that gender Stump the bartender (give em your drink order, watch as their head explodes!) Beat the bartender (addition and subtraction game) Pin the tail on the narc (first you gotta find him) Dead or alive? (fun to play at the end of hte night) ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 04-03-2001).] [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 04-03-2001).]
  24. cmb1975

    Alright fellas....

    its time to separate the boys from the men... who's gonna fess up their cock size? I WILL be bringing a tape measure to the meet up.... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 04-03-2001).]
  25. Not club related, whatever... So, my friend gets a last minute call yesterday to go to Yankees opening day. So, he calls a local cab company to take him to the Bronx. Ok, so all is well and then all of a sudden, the cab driver says... "I gotta go..." "Uh, go where?" "I gotta go, I gotta go..." "whadya mean you gotta go, you gotta take me to the bronx..." The cabbie pulls over while stuck in traffic for GWB...opens passenger door to hide behind and proceeds to poop on the side of the road!!! I SWEAR TO GOD...TRUE STORY!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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