eggmok2000

congrats, Brother Good luck from a fellow accountant ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

I was asking my girl what she wants for her b'day the other nite, and all of a sudden she starts laughing hysterically. She then tells me that she wants a "Jelly Donought". I'm like ok lets go to Dunkin Donougts and i'll hook you up. She's like no dummy, it's a sexual act. What the fuck is she talking about. I felt so stupid. Come on, fellas, what is she talking about? ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

I personally don't have anickname for Herbie, but chicks are always naming. No joke. My last girl called him Andre the Giant. One little girlie calls him Shredder cause i be tearing that Pussy up. And my moms...oops..forget that eggy baby ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

I will! Thank you & God Bless ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

funksoulloser, u are a complete fucking IDIOT. Do you fuckin hear what i'm saying? Broadcasting shit like this is ridiculous. It's one thing to be discreet with one's behavior but to out & out briadcast it is another thing. What a fucking jerk. Hope Giulani personally does a walkthru in Twilo. I want to see your ass on the 11 o'clock news, Punk! eggmock ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

congrats baby doll!! ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

I agree. I think S&D should stick to S&M, and leave the spinning to real DJ's like Oakie. Those 2 couldn't spin their way out of a bottle let alone spin in a club for a nite. Hopefully 1 day, on their cross-Atlantic trip to the US, their plane will take a detour......thru the Atlantic Ocean. peace ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

Thank you. You answered my question Don't worry about it, brother. There are more chickas out there for you. At least i hope so, right? Have a happy holiday!! ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

You sound like a beaten man. A man who's just been beaten out by another man for a women. Am i correct in my assumptions? Hmmmmmm? ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

Girls, is there such a thing as too small? I mean i'm not huge, but then again, i'm not micro. I do think i'm kinda smallish. I can't tell if the girls that i've been with are ever satisfied. I know, i know. "It's not how big the worm is, it's how you wiggle it". But having said that, is there ever a time where it's TOO small? eggy-baby ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

happy b'day sweetie, you coming to the meet-up? eggy-baby ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

thank you guys for your support, i know now what i should do. I'll keep you guys posted eggy-baby ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

I've decided to tell my parents of my sexual preference over X-mas dinner. I think they have inclinations or suspect something is different, but i've never told them before. I believe my mom will be understanding as she always is, but my Dad is going to flip. I just know he is. He's gonna disown me, i'm sure of it. Does anyone have any ideas of just how i might go about breaking the news to moms & pops? please help ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

yeah, i'm fuckin short. so what. So what when i walk down the hallways at work people scream "de plane, de plane..boss". So what i'm so short that i can go down on midgets. So what if my dick is so small that my jockstrap consists of a peanut shell and a rubberband. So what. Short peeps have feelings too. eggmok ------------------ Short people got no reason..short people got no, no reason...

burned again. That's it, i've had it. No more fuckin women for me. I'm switching sides. I'm going to twilo on Sat nite and party my ass off with the Queens. Guys be ready!! Cause Eggmok is on the prowl. grrrrr!!!

sofia vergara, penelope cruz, half of the chicks off of "caliente"

try "lucky chengs", in the village, pretty decent spot. let me know if u decide to go, i can hook you up, my dad is a waitress there eggmok