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Anyone else think its funny?

These are posts from another forum. THIS SHIT IS FUNNY PERSON 1: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF, today I called about a new job that I spotted in the paper cuz I thought it would be cool and better than the construction/framing job that I have now. I saw "computer repair, learn to repair cutting edge computers at our expense!" so i figured, WTF? right..well, i got home from work and called the number which was a profiling company from Pittsburg, on the other side of the state that just figures out if ur the right person for the job.......1st question, my age, 22, 2nd, my height 6'. 3rd my weight, (ok, cuz of my past-time)its 254.....he says, Woooooow, sorry but we have strict weight regulations, for 6' u need to be 200lbs. WTF. right?!?!?! thats bull....anyway, its a rant so i ranted, its a fucking computer, now a cubby hole or anything like that. so what if i'm heavier than the avg. person. WTF. man, i feel better, i suggest that everyone rants here from now on, it feels gooooooooooooooooooodd. ok, later. PERSON 2: Re: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! What a bunch of cock holes! What, do they plan on having you model Calvin boxers while repairing some rich wank's Gateway P4? "Sorry pal, you need a fully defined six-pack AND a ten inch wang to fix computers here. If you had the six pack, we could loan you a cucumber, but without the 6 you're kind of out of luck." So what are the qualifications for ladies applying? I bet they wouldn't get away with that shit on that side of things... "Yeah, well, you're qualified and everything, but your ass is just too wide honey. We like to hire ladies with tight asses here, company policy." Yeah, okay fuckers, seeya in court. Sympathies, Ven. It's a fucked up world full of fuckin twisted priorities and nimrods. Fuck'em all, right in the ear. [This message has been edited by raw (edited 04-14-2001).]

V lisu rasla snigurachka V lisu ana rasla DAKONCHITE

some like to call others SANOK, MALISH... i prefer PEDIKs PEDIK EDIK

Who the fuck are you You are prolly some little slutty fudge packer who thinks america is the shit...and it is, literally. Go back to your little trailer trash wagon and wash up your little neck so that it isnt so red. BITCH NOW..THIS IS A RUSSIAN POST, YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pezda vanuchiya

yo...what the fuck is with this not funny shit that you have been posting? You use to be funny...until about 2 months ago when you started posting leit posts. Did you change your diet? WTF BE FUNNY, dont be a whore.

Get off my post bitch..you never had a russian chick cuz they are too hgh class for your bitch ass. now get the fuck out

Yep...we can all agree that you're hot.

Test for being Russian YOU KNOW YOUR RUSSIAN IF : 1. Your car costs more than your college education. 2. Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter if you have been drinking or not. 3. You have at least one leather jacket 4. Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 2000-3000 of your closest friends. 5. Your idea of a love song is Track 1 of the New York Underground Party Volume 3 CD. 6. Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone. 7. Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font. 8. You come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents. 9. People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something... and you can. 10. Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy". 11. You know the new line of Nokias 3 months before they come out on the market. 12. You can't go to the movies without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki. 13. You don't mind family get togethers because you know the grandmas will be making dinner. 14. Some english words like "use, shop, apply, and etc" permanently become a part of your conversational speach and they start conjugating according to Russian language rules. 15. You know all the cops by their first names. 16. You know someone who works at a dental lab. 17. You are somehow related to most of the people you know. 18. Have a fake Movado because you can't afford a real Rolex. 19. Once in a while you attempt to go to synagogue but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long. 20. On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the tolstii pon'chik tells you to pick up line 3. 21. You drive a Maxima (or, in the EXTREME worse case an Altima), and your windows are tinted to twice the legal limit. 22. Your Maxima has either a RU (Russia) or UA (Ukraine) sticker on the back bumper. 23. Your Maxima is a 5 speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an automatic by calling them lohs. 24. At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of shmal'... 26. Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employe of the KGB. 27. Lifting a cigarette while drinking coffee in El Greco's counts as an exercise. 28. You know the exact time it takes to get from UA Theater to El Greco's (6 min. 44 seconds). 29. You used to work out, but you don't anymore (you just don't have enough time). 30. You don't do anything during coop (you are comp sci major). 31. If your fake id is the International Driving License who you got through your friend who goes to Kingsburough. 32. You have been kicked out of the JCC at least twice for trying to sneak in without paying. 33. You can be identified as "Russian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua de Gio cologne). 34. The waitresses at El Greco know your order even before you say anything.. 35. You met your girl playing strip durak at the last party you went to. 36. Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?" 37. When you are going downtown you ride in one of the last two train carts. 38. Have a personalized license plate. 39. you know u'r russian if you got 20 speeding, red light, stop sign tickets, and no record of it in harrisburg. 40. everyone you know has a ruchka of smirnoff in their trunk 41. you wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your frineds gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking (you drove home your self). 42. you start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka. 43. you know more than 30 Olgas, Annas, Natashas, and Vikas. 44. you have to tell your parents what channel is "YOUR" HBO, Showtime, Pey-Per-View is on. 45. you're parent have computer "experience" for 8 years already on the resume, yet they been in US for only 4... 46. you ask me each time for the link to russianvodka16/images/ 47. You major in computer science or in worst case scenario information systems (but you still barely know how to turn on a computer). [This message has been edited by raw (edited 02-28-2001).]

Thats some shit...I've always thought he's fucked in the head...