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XXlea, I've dealt with enough women to be fully conversant with the material for both your 101 and 120 level courses. Frankly, I think I have the entire degree covered up to and including such undergraduate favorites as prick tease 201, ballbuster 300 and the perennial favorite golddigger 410. But in the interest of furthering my undersatnding of the enemy and thus protecting myself and loved ones I was wondering what you were offering in way of post-graduate work. As a man I am obviously not eligible for the degree but I would love to audit a few seminars and would be prepared to pay a fee. Perhaps I could share some of the insights I learned when taking bastard 101, scoring-with-their-best-friend 222, selfish prick 340 and my personal favorite, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am 442.

Dlolcemimi, Only so much that people can say about this without more context. But if you say "dumped" one can assume that there was some sort of mutual understanding that this was supposed to be about more than shagging. And in this case, regardless of anything else, regardless of what he means by "your too young", ditching any kind of girlfriend with that lameass excuse for a conversation says wonders about the guy. You may hurt now but he obvuiously did you a big favor. Nothing anyone can say can or should talk you out of being blue for awhile but remember that while you are sad, you are not alone. And when you are done with the mourning period you clearly have a big world full of friends to show you a good time

there is really no such thing as targetting. You can target muscles for development but when it comes to burning fat you have a genetic predisposition for where your body will store excess body fat and in what order of prority. Conversely, as you work off your total body fat your body has its own order of where it will come off. So they are right - the only thing to do is to get a good diet. No Carb is bullshit - what you want is a balance between carbs, protein, and fat. And the carbs should come from fruits and veggies which are low density so you will have to eat many. Then start doing some cardio to burn total fat while doing some weights to build lean muscle mass which will also make your body burn more calories naturally and automatically. There are "quick fixes" but they don't last. I'm sure that if you only need to loose a few pounds then you probably still look hot and there's no need to go imperrilling your health with these stupid quick fixes. Rather, get a good regiment for permanent health and you will be a happy girl

I simply can't accept this as an either / or question. I see a great set of hoots (big or small) and I say to myself "Dick, you are definitely a breast man". Then I see the sweetest ass and I say"Nah, I'm an assman". Back and forth it goes. But my real favorite part of a woman, if I had to pick, is the upper inner thigh. Right next door to heaven. So fun to tease. And on a superficial level, if a Woman has a nice inner thigh then the rest of her is likely to be hot too because that's the hardest place get toned.

It seems that b-side has got approval for his "set-list". Guess the point he made is there's time for it all - variety being the spice of life. Time to make love, time to fuck like animals, and time to chill out with the toys, lube and a laundry list of kinky shit to do. So in my books it isn't an either/or question but a matter of finding time to fit it all in You'll all have to excuse me now because this has gotten me all worked up and I'm gonna have to take a long, cold shower.

I agree that in a true relationship both partners should want to know. Because if you are the one who has cheated if you never own up to it you will always be holding something back emotionally due to the guilt. This robs your partner whether they know it or not. The flip side - and a very difficult thing - is that the person who has been cheated on must be able to, in certain circumstances, forgive the other completely and move on. If you can't or don't want to because he/she is unrepentant or it isn't worth it - fine. Dump 'em. But if you want to make it work you have to really forgive and realize it was a mistake - you can't hang it over their head forever. One day, years from then, you should even be able to joke about it. The reason most people say don't tell imho is that so few people are capable of that real forgiveness.

I'm with LikmyLips on this one. Who cares about the white gloves. Maybe they can look pretty cool with the right outfit. I mean we are here to have fun andtry different things. Sometimes they work and sometimes they don't. And what's with all this "I hate people with their shirts off". Where I was clubbing in UK and Montreal most people take their shirts off - huge guys or not. Its just too hot to keep them off and as a general principle the less clothes the better Hell, in UK the chicks take 'em off too. Don't hear anyone complaining. Guess I'll remember to keep mone on next time I'm in NYC - not.

I'd have to be the chick I saw dancing when I was out last nite. Don't even know her name but she was so hot. Why? Because then I could play with those tits all day.

Oh Lexxxi, That's just how things go. I been pretty buzy the last while trying to drum up some sort of Ottawa social life (if that isn't an oxymoron). Now that I have one the board is a good way to slow down and pass some time sober - which I guess you gotta do. One thing for sure - I am going back to Twilo in the spring at the latest, with or without you and Porn! Hugs, KIsses and all that Shit

try being in Ottawa Ontario. I am soo fucking bored right now I'm about to break something. The City is only $1000 dollars away Still, drerams of S&D at Twilo keep me going. Can't wait until the spring

So many things are nice about women.. where to begin. But for me the number one, bar none, turn on is old fashioned enthusiasm. You can get new dresses, any sex skill can be learned and so on. But what you want is a girl that wants to hang with you as much as you do her and shows it. Who will reach out for you when you get withdrawn and sullen just like you do for her. And who clearly wants to fuck you silly every bit as much as you do her. Nothing better than a girl who shows up after work with some new porn tapes, econo-size astroglide and a big smile telling you that you ain't goin' nowhere for a long while.

Porn, You still pushing that shit. You'd think you had a distibution contract.... Now there's an idea. We gotta talk

Its a bit off-topic but I'm too tired to write anymore. But this overly-long, rambling post that I posted on another thread also sums up what I like about a good nite on E. - - - - - - Thanks clubhead. You sound like you got a head on your shoulders too. I won't be in Twilo until March or April again (maybe sooner but who knows...) But I'm sure I'll know a lot more people from the boards by then and hopefully we can have that drink Too me, the thing isn't that there is anything wrong with trying to cop a feel with an anonymous hottie. All this shit has given this idea a bad name. ITs all in how you do it. Think about it - once you're on a roll and the music starts going at least for that first hour or so (maybe much longer if yoyu are like me) most people are horny - chicks too. Good on them. And nothing feels better than another hot bod grinding away with you. Problem is that guys have forgotten the "with you part" and just want to touch anything. Which is so stupid because just grabbing an ass, no matter how hot, and examining it like a doctor is not that fun. Now rubbing your hands all over it while she's shaking it around in front of you is another story. In response to this so many girls have gotten cold. They complain about guys wanting to touch them. About shirts being off. Nobody gives backrubs anymore. And now its considered a sign of clubbing sophistication to "only be into the music" or to want "tons of space" to just dance alone. I can't blame the girls for being like this. I would be in their shoes. I'm just saying its all such a shame. From long-time veterans I've heard that it was not always so. They fondly remember the days of group hugs and backrub chains and getting kisses from strangers. Maybe its just because I'm so new that I haven't had time to become sophisticated yet. But to me a good nite at a club is about freedom and kindness and letting loose. Depending upon which stage of your roll you are in or just what mood you are feeling there is a social, an erotic, a sensual and a dancing / music side to a good nite at a club. And in several smaller clubs in the UK and Montreal I've found this environment before and in my experience having all dimensions to a good roll makes it a mind-blowing experience. In one underground club in England I met and talked to about 30 strangers. I made out with this girl for 10 minutes and didn't even speak to her once. We just hugged and moved on when the moment was over. I cheered on this girl with no top on who was fucking this other guy in the corner. She was riding him and 5 or 6 of us were standing around openly oggling and cheering them on. She had this huge smile and was giving us high-fives as she grinded away. Later me and 4 other girls met and started gang-massaging every hot girl we could find on the dance floor (with their permission - verbal or otherwise) of course. And there was still plenty of time for dancing - especially as you near the end of your roll and the sensual, horny factor starts to wane and its time for the music to carry you. I had all this fun and I don't have some adonis body either. I'm tall and I'm fit but I don't have the worlds hugest pecks or nothing. One girl told me that if she didn't have a boyfriend she'd mount me right now. Flattered, I asked what led her to this conclusion. She said it was because I was always smiling and just seemed so happy to be with people. (of course 5 pills will do that - but the point is that most guys would be surprised at the number of different things including, but not limited to, a hot bod that can turn a chicks crank at any given time. So what I'm saying is not only for the musclebound gorgeous guys of the world.) I'm not saying that this is for everybody or that every club experience should be like this. What I am saying is that I find it so sad that so many over-enthusiastic guys who don't show the ladies the proper respect are ruining it for all of us. New York seems further along this path than most but even in other cities I've noticed that as clubbing goes more mainstream its the special erotic and sensual features of the scene that are being lost. So now its bad to be horny. Its bad to want to grab a pair of nice tits that you see. And staring at a hot chick gets you in trouble when in a better world people would realize that E makes you stare and if she didn't feel threatened there's nothing she would like more than to be stared at while she prances. Well maybe a few things... So there's my little diatribe. The flu makes one a a little light headed and stupid - sorry. It just makes me so mad that so many dumb guys out there are too stupid to realize that chicks are every bit as horny and lustful as them. That they could have everything they want and more. That they could have it so that its the girls as much as them who are going out to cop a feel. But guys have to realize that you have to create the right atmosphere for this to happen. Because of physiology and history a woman's erotic fires burn brightest in a place of safety, kindness, and respect. Add in a bit of using the old noggin' so that you know when to be aggressive, when not to be, when to stare and when not too and the clubbing world couold be the erotic playground of every guys dreams. But oh no, we're too stupid for that. What we want is to just grab some girl's ass in a crowd as she walks bye. Makes me wanna cry

Hey Lexxxi you sweet, sweet thing! I've just slept for like 20 hours so I'll probably be up checking this place out for the next long time. No energy to do anything else. I was so bored - to tired to even play with myself But now I'm not. This place is cool. I e-mailed you with my AOL thing - e-mail me back with yours when you can. I'm already stirring up shit so you might wanna check out some of my posts before you admit to knowing me. With this flu thing I'm all long-winded and delirious. So what else is new. Sweet Dreams, Mr. Dick

Thanks clubhead. You sound like you got a head on your shoulders too. I won't be in Twilo until March or April again (maybe sooner but who knows...) But I'm sure I'll know a lot more people from the boards by then and hopefully we can have that drink Too me, the thing isn't that there is anything wrong with trying to cop a feel with an anonymous hottie. All this shit has given this idea a bad name. ITs all in how you do it. Think about it - once you're on a roll and the music starts going at least for that first hour or so (maybe much longer if yoyu are like me) most people are horny - chicks too. Good on them. And nothing feels better than another hot bod grinding away with you. Problem is that guys have forgotten the "with you part" and just want to touch anything. Which is so stupid because just grabbing an ass, no matter how hot, and examining it like a doctor is not that fun. Now rubbing your hands all over it while she's shaking it around in front of you is another story. In response to this so many girls have gotten cold. They complain about guys wanting to touch them. About shirts being off. Nobody gives backrubs anymore. And now its considered a sign of clubbing sophistication to "only be into the music" or to want "tons of space" to just dance alone. I can't blame the girls for being like this. I would be in their shoes. I'm just saying its all such a shame. From long-time veterans I've heard that it was not always so. They fondly remember the days of group hugs and backrub chains and getting kisses from strangers. Maybe its just because I'm so new that I haven't had time to become sophisticated yet. But to me a good nite at a club is about freedom and kindness and letting loose. Depending upon which stage of your roll you are in or just what mood you are feeling there is a social, an erotic, a sensual and a dancing / music side to a good nite at a club. And in several smaller clubs in the UK and Montreal I've found this environment before and in my experience having all dimensions to a good roll makes it a mind-blowing experience. In one underground club in England I met and talked to about 30 strangers. I made out with this girl for 10 minutes and didn't even speak to her once. We just hugged and moved on when the moment was over. I cheered on this girl with no top on who was fucking this other guy in the corner. She was riding him and 5 or 6 of us were standing around openly oggling and cheering them on. She had this huge smile and was giving us high-fives as she grinded away. Later me and 4 other girls met and started gang-massaging every hot girl we could find on the dance floor (with their permission - verbal or otherwise) of course. And there was still plenty of time for dancing - especially as you near the end of your roll and the sensual, horny factor starts to wane and its time for the music to carry you. I had all this fun and I don't have some adonis body either. I'm tall and I'm fit but I don't have the worlds hugest pecks or nothing. One girl told me that if she didn't have a boyfriend she'd mount me right now. Flattered, I asked what led her to this conclusion. She said it was because I was always smiling and just seemed so happy to be with people. (of course 5 pills will do that - but the point is that most guys would be surprised at the number of different things including, but not limited to, a hot bod that can turn a chicks crank at any given time. So what I'm saying is not only for the musclebound gorgeous guys of the world.) I'm not saying that this is for everybody or that every club experience should be like this. What I am saying is that I find it so sad that so many over-enthusiastic guys who don't show the ladies the proper respect are ruining it for all of us. New York seems further along this path than most but even in other cities I've noticed that as clubbing goes more mainstream its the special erotic and sensual features of the scene that are being lost. So now its bad to be horny. Its bad to want to grab a pair of nice tits that you see. And staring at a hot chick gets you in trouble when in a better world people would realize that E makes you stare and if she didn't feel threatened there's nothing she would like more than to be stared at while she prances. Well maybe a few things... So there's my little diatribe. The flu makes one a a little light headed and stupid - sorry. It just makes me so mad that so many dumb guys out there are too stupid to realize that chicks are every bit as horny and lustful as them. That they could have everything they want and more. That they could have it so that its the girls as much as them who are going out to cop a feel. But guys have to realize that you have to create the right atmosphere for this to happen. Because of physiology and history a woman's erotic fires burn brightest in a place of safety, kindness, and respect. Add in a bit of using the old noggin' so that you know when to be aggressive, when not to be, when to stare and when not too and the clubbing world couold be the erotic playground of every guys dreams. But oh no, we're too stupid for that. What we want is to just grab some girl's ass in a crowd as she walks bye. Makes me wanna cry

Bolts... I've been to NYC and there is plenty of weed. But yeah, its harder to find as a tourist with no connections. Why? Because its the USA where they invented the "war on Drugs". Who else has a fucking Drug Enforcement Administration? And even if things are not as bad as during the Reagan days things are still tougher there. And NYC has a big police force and a Mayor who is "cleaning up the city". Put it all together and you will find that the drug etiquette in NYC is differnt than say London or Montreal or even smaller towns in the USA. You gotta get to know people first and be creative and tactful in how you find. Does that make it nearly impossible for a totally unconnected tourist to find pills or weed within' their 3 day stay without taking unbelievably stupid risks? Yeah. But that's how it is so set things up beforehand or spend a few weekends sober getting to know the clubbers. Once you find one dclubber who says "wanna party at my place after?" you are set.

I have some good friends in Toronto who have been regulars on this board for awhile. They keep telling me to check it out but I've been so buzy... Now I got the flu so I get on and everybody's so nice. Thanks...I deal with enough bullshit at work I've only been clubbing since June of 2000 and I'm a bit on the aged side - 28. But even as a newbie I've noticed some things. I went to Twilo in July to see Sasha and Digweed. It was awesome. Since then I also went to UK for 2 weeks and saw Danny Tenaglia in Montreal. I've had quite the intro. In NYC I found things a bit uptight on the erotic side of the club experience. Maybe its just a reaction to the fact that there seemed to be a lot more immature guys just trying to go out for a feel and shit in the lamest of ways. But in the UK and Montreal and elsewhere things are a bit more chill. The dance floor is supposed to be sweaty and packed. In the UK everybody takes off their shirt - girls included who go down to their bras. Its not about being huge and showing off - well sometimes but there's nothing wrong with that. Its about it being hot and the fact that less clothes is just more fun I'll have to remember not to take my shirt off when I return to Twilo in the spring What's the deal in NYC? Are there just a lot of guys out there spoiling it for the rest of us? I met so many girls in NYC who just want tons of space and are only into the music. That's cool - that's one side of the experience. But I've found that most girls, when they are in a safe environment, and are approached in a classy or creative way don't mind copping a few feels of their own and definitely don't want "tons of space" or "are just into the music" all the time. Its all in the approach So to all those assholes in NYC who just walk up behind girls and start rubbing up against them without getting any feedback before hand: you are idiots! If you we're cooler and picked your moments and respected the women in a way that made them feel safer they'd be happy about all the sweaty bodies with their shirts off - not complaining. And you might find its you looking back to find a girl wanting to grind against your ass.

So much bitterness... I just wanted to add that while there is usually truth to stereotypes remember that they are only generalizations. The next "juicehead" you meet could be a rhodes scholar, dance better than anything you've ever seen and be hung like a ... And bye the way - so what if someone's not a good dancer. As long as they are trying, learning, and having fun who cares. A lot of the guys here sound so pathetic. I'm not exactly musclebound but like everyone should I'm slowly working at bringing my body around to what I want it to be. Huge is not my goal but maybe its someone elses. Sexual attraction isn't fair - it is what it is. If the girls that you like seem to want guys with big bods then a) get one yourself find other girls or c) find a place where you can talk to these girls and get them interested in you for another reason than your Bod - then bring'em to the dance floor and dance with them. But on a loud dance floor if a girls hot and bothered and feels like getting close to something she's gonna go for what she finds hot physically as it isn't the ideal occassion to discover a guy's spirituality. And as for guys who just grab a girl's butt when they don't want it - that's just soo stupid. And also a waste of time. There are plenty of girls who don't want to always be left alone and plenty of ways to make them want to grab your ass

Hi Lexxxi, 3 guesses who it is I'm sick with flu this weekend That's one way to slow things down. Figured I'd check this out. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone I know you or embarass you - yet