No no no! you've got it all wrong! It's the Aly Needs a Jaguar Fund, and that's because there's no parental funding/bribery with regards to Jaguars. Daddy says that English cars are shitty and the new Jags are just glorified fords, so he won't get me one. HOWEVER The parents have made a bribe deal, that if I graduate magna cum laude or better, that they'll get me an Alfa Romeo (see above picture) so NYAH NYAH NYAH Hater <and for the rest of you, let me remind you that all donations to the Aly Needs a Jaguar Fund are going in their entirety to the assistance of underprivileged college students. Your generosity will bring a smile to the face of a nice, hardworking but poor young lady somewhere near you! PM me for donation instructions>