trust me, Back shot and wheel barrow, can't go wrong , running the catty red and watching that ass jiggle from behind like stale jellow everytime you hit it.
i would have to say, The catastrophist by Ronan Bennett http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0684863340/o/qid=980665711/sr=8-2/ref=aps_sr_b_1_2/105-3518439-3467117