Holy Shit dcsglow, first things first don't take any advice from people who do inordinate amounts of drugs and strap electronic devices to their privates, okay? Now, here's MY advice: Approach her like a gentleman (you know what that is, right?), tell her you've seen her before and ask about her classes and where she's from, etc. In other words make some small talk and DON'T mention the following: masturbation, bitches or hos, drugs, ClubPlanet, stalking, your desperation, how horny you are. Then, if things are going well - suggest something non-threatening like a smoothie or coffee. I bet she'll be flattered and before you know it she'll be hooked on you like Shady is on crack!