back2ny

can't believe fergie is going to win. it's like, he's playing anthem after anthem. how hard is that? fatboy goes out and risks it, and loses. typical.

oh man this fucker's going off

duh... cuz they look better?

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up. 6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports) 7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. 8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful. 9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom. 10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move. 11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus. 12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity. 13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together. 14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head. 15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead. 16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. 17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison. 18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue. 19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. 20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove. 21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed). 22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails. 23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez. 24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing. 25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. 26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her. 27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her. 28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple). 29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips. 30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there. 31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try. 32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. 33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.

that's how i feel

OK ENOUGH!!! to everyone: y'all are trippin. only in america is >25 considered old. go to europe, asia and latin america. kids there party until past 30 for many reasons. they live at home with the folks until 25. things are way more BETTER paced. they really get to enjoy their youth, and i do mean "youth". in asia and israel, for example, people don't start really partying until college. then they have mandatory 2 yrs. military service. so we're talking 24-26 when they really get a chance to cut loose. go to Ibiza, Goa, etc. NOT MANY 19 YEAR OLDS. in america, we're pressured to grow up too quickly. at 18 the parents kick u out of the house. all the kids start smoking crack at age 12, get abortions at age 13, and they're in rehab by age 18. by 25 they're fat, burned out, don't give a fuck about how they look, and complain "i'm old, i'm old". Nah nigga, you just FEEL old cuz you couldn't pace yourself! you played yourself out! SO BE PROUD, PARTY PEOPLE! you're mentally, physically, sexually active at your prime. and to andwhysee: listen kid, and i'm going to be real. i was just like you at 19. everyone older than you is as jealous as fuck. of course being 19 is better, what do you think? so take this as a message: enjoy your youth as much as possible. because when you hit 25, BELIEVE ME, you will be in our exact position, wanting to party as much as in your teens, IF YOU MAKE IT THAT FAR. and "society", incl. 19 yr olds, will be telling you that you are old. but u won't FEEL or ACT old, no way! cuz you're not! that's just puritanical America telling you to settle down at an unnatural age. peace

werd...NY is still reppin jack's house...Life shut down I HEARD b/c neighbors were complaining about the noise...you live in the village, waddya expect, rite? most likely, they couldn't renew their dance license cuz rudy is cracking down...but I don't know the whole story, I'm not that dialed in. I respect sasha & dig, they're beyond a simple classification, and I HAVE heard them spin at the Palace afterhours in LA, they spun TRANCE, even though I don't have the luxury like you lucky mofos of having them as a monthly resident. but they probably spin progressive house in NY only...but their northern exposure stuff is like almost ambient/trance/can't classify! don't get me wrong, trance is fun, and the builds will get you higher than fuck...but I don't know, as i get older (and take less drugs) i'm digging the funky, disco, R&B influenced soul house more. btw the meaty cheesy boys are the jam

whatsup new york city! I've been reading this board the past week. i used to live in NY 2 years ago, now i'm in LA (trying desperately to get back to NY--don't get me started). anyway, back then NY was the place for deep house, garage. i mean at every bar, there was some funky shit playing. I used to go to Life (R.I.P. Life!) VIP room thursdays a lot, also went to Chaos, Cheetah (before it got popular), went to Junior's last show at palladium, checked out tunnel, twilo, SF. in la, trance is just huge, it's been huge for like 3 years. all the mainstream clubs play it. don't get me wrong, when i'm clubbing, trance is aight. but i miss kicking it in a bar and having like house, downtempo playing. now reading this board i see that everyone's into trance (like PVD, oakenfold, sasha&dig). nothing against trance but...what happened to the NY i knew 2 years ago? i'm sorry, but trance is just played out like yo grandma's underwear. slow build, crescendo, drop the 150 bpm bassline, wave your glowstick, kick that kid on the floor out of the way. anyone else feel me? this is not a diss...i just remember NY being more down with its garage roots. am i on the wrong message board? where are all the househeads? Doc martin, junior sanchez, derrick carter, dj disciple, dj sneak, frankie knuckles-OG. is NY keepin it real? peace from ghetto hollywood

wassup wassup. yeah i wanted to help you out, cuz i've heard a lot of this before...when i used to go raving a lot... i've had friends that had night terrors because they had been taking a lot of acid or certain types of ecstacy (usually had something hallucinogenic cut in it) for a couple of months straight. the only way the nightmares ended was when they chilled off of drugs for a while. some of their stories were pretty crazy...one guy thought he was being dragged across the floor of his kitchen by some invisible force. he was a really smart guy, too, not the superstitious type. he really thought it was some evil force. but i think it was just him half-sleeping. he was a heavy doser and e dropper. of course none of this is applicable if you don't take drugs. anyway hope that helps... [This message has been edited by back2ny (edited 02-08-2001).]