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Warning signs that your child is Masturbating! We at Americans For Purity hope that you never have to deal with the tragic heartbreak of a child who Masturbates. But the sad fact is, Masturbation is rampant among today's youth. The first step towards dealing with a problem is to recognize that the problem exists. Here are some of the most common warning signs that your child may be Masturbating. 1. Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't Masturbate have acne. 2. Is your teenager depressed? If a teenager acts sullen, withdrawn or unhappy the most likely cause is Chronic Masturbation. 3. Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there Masturbating! 4. Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation. 5. Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have gotten there! Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family Prayer Meeting and Underwear Check! 6. Does your teenager have Liberal political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by Self-Abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies. 7. Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to Masturbate, either. 8. Does your child look guilty or deny Masturbating? Very few teenagers will openly admit to Masturbating! 9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.

War on Masterbation... Check this out... scary, really scary! Read everything for a really good laugh as well as a culture clash to see how badly people shun masturbation!

dunno why dont you ask the man himself...

Spank the Monkey lol funnnnn!

woops i got excited sorry...

I disagree thats quite funny! lol (king instigator)

This is also why you shouldnt speak when you're angry... the wrong thing usually comes out... case and point!

You bring the ice ill bring the altoids

I just posted this a week ago on NY Board but seeing her tits never gets old!

Click Me!

awww i sense loveeeee in the air!

thats just wrong man... wtf take back that draper comment... no one deserves that kinda punishment!

Yea what are there fucking deals... i caught one trying to steal my dog the other day... sick fawk

Grrr baby... very GRRR!

Twilo was amazing!!! the people, the energy, the music were unmatched!!! I remember i went there for Carl Cox, he performed a 5 1/2 hour set... it was insane ive never had so much fun at a club dancing non stop...

thats some fucked up shit...

hey man FREE WAREZ nuff said! damn lamers...

holy shit xpander... you're like the revenge macguyver!

Just you guys wait and see... im gonna sell my idea to hurricane harbor and they will love it... i mean on every ride i go on i feel like a piece of shit getting flushed... now they will have a ride that'll make me feel like something more... useful!

Someone once showed me a video of Rally Racing... those guys have to be fucking nutz... they go like 40 miles around hairpins on dirt roads coming within feet of hitting a tree...

dont hold back dick pimp... err i mean Johnson Jiggalo!

Ive seen these before ... me and my friends actually joke about the dirty sanchez one ... if the chick is really nasty and/or has a mustache we clal her Dirty Sanchez.

It'll be the next slide in Hurrican Harbor... i need help with a name though... you climb three stories to the "Cervix" get on a one seater tube and go straight down a pink tunnel and all the way at the end you get launched back up!

Kama Sutra is a great book... teachs proper massage techniques, oral sex tricks, sexual positions and other goodies not to be missed by the great lovers... (im a scorpio so i read the book when i was 6)

question... WTF was an infant doing around a 150lb bear...?