Well.. If you wanna be like eveyone else here on Memorial Day you need to: 1/ Insult every girly - call her "Hoochy" then "fridig Mo Fo" when She ignores you. 2/ Hire a Sebring convertible from the Airport, crank the stero to distortion point. Drive around with 12 of your friends - all armed with stupid fucking T-shirts and Camcorders. Video no. 1 in action. 3/ Drink lots then slur no.1 4/ Regardless of your race, creed or color say "Damn Nigga" at least 15 times per hour. 5/ Call your friends "Cats" or "Dogs" 6/ Try and take part in some gang related violence. 7/ Go to a Ghetto gathering and listen to some guy spout gob-shite. 8/ Trash your hotel room. 9/ Intimidate people smaller, in smaller groups, younger or alot older than you. 10/ Insult people smaller, in smaller groups, younger or alot older than you. 11/ Leave and count the days till next Ghetto Fest. Or if you are a local: 1/ Get the fuck out of dodge. 2/ stay home. 3/ Wait till its all over and pray next year is cancelled.