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(Gnibble, gnaw itch..gnibble) Arrrrooo!?? well laugh if you may but it's DRIVING ME CRAZY! (gnibble-gnaw..sniff-sniff!) Awww gaaawwwd make the cheese go away.. FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLLY! (sniff-sniff..gag) Arrrrrroooooooooo?

Arrooo? (sniff-sniff) Which is funny because No one's fead me cheese in a loong looong time.. I don't think I've sat ON cheese either or had any pooch with cheesy breath sniff my ass... (Arf?) So WHERE THE HELL DOES A BITCH GET A CHEESY ASS FROM? (snort-fart-snort) ANY ONE ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM? (sniff-sniff..gag!)

rrroourrrrrrr workinonmuscles, that's one hot poochie..(pant-pant) Arrrrooo!(wag-wag) well let's see: I love, Smelly things Tummy rubs Being set free in the park to run... Squeekies.. Doggie treats.. snuggling up Mugz in bed.. (Farting under the covers and making Mugs make funny faces in his sleep) licking salty things (Like Mugz forehead) Licking myself.. (because I CAN, Wouldn't YOU!?) and um.. and um.. RIPPING ON THE MUGLSUT! Now if you excuse me I have some major licking to do.. (Drops to floor and snuggles head inbetween legs) rrrrrrrrrroouuurrr..aaaghhh.slurp-slurp!

Arrrooooo.. Talk about a sexy guy (even for a human!) Check out those moves.. rrroouuurrr.. (snort..fart..snort) ---->www.zefrank.com<-------- (*Click on how to dance)

Arrrooooooooo.. (snort/fart..snort) Joe..Stay away from that mugslut! He DOES not live in "REALITY"! (snort) while the other day he was just telling me that he thinks Aliens are taking over the club scene and that most DJs in thecity are actualy decoy cyborgs so that the Aliens can take over! (Arrooooooo?) Run joe.. run very, very faarrrr and don't look back! (whimper-whine!) DON'T ENJOY LIFE AND NIGHTLIFE JOE! SIT AT HOME AND BE BITTER.. (It'll save your liver at least) AAArrrrrrooooooo.....

LOL* :laugh:

Arrrooo.. "What is looove baby don't hurrrt me.. Don't hurt me.. No Moore!" (Bobshead)

Arrroooo.. more for the whiny whiny MUGDUMP:

A nice hard KICK IN THE ASS! arrrooooooo..

WAY TO GO JERSEY BIIATCH! arrooo.. You win a life supply subscription to "ON THE RAG 4-7" magazine and a large shot gun autographed by Valerie Soliese.. You and Chula make this Bitch prrrroud.(snort-fart)

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P.S: Mugz quit whining you sapp (Singing Cure songs..) Blah..(snort arooo) You make me wanna:

Chris also has the coolest mustache in the entire scene. Rated top ten in MIXER'S mustache charts beating out.. Deep dishe's facial scrub.

Here's one for all YOU guy's without a date on V-D day.. (I'm looking at YOU MUGDUMP!)

Finally A TRUE BITCH IN THE HOOUUUSSE! Arrroooooooo~ (Wag-wag) CHULA You win an autographed set of hedge clippers from Loretta Bobbet and a free one year supply of Prozac.

(snort) And THAAAT'S why you will always be a "MEDIOCRE BITCH".. tsk-tsk...NEXT! (snort-fart..arrrrroooo)

LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A REAL SERIOUS NEED FOR BITCHES IN THIS BOARD.. (snort) Arrrooooooooo.. Any other Bitch wanna be's willing to take a crack at my quiz? Arrroooo?

Arrroooo... ~Don't worry FieryD.. I'll be spending MY Valentines day with my brand new friend and a bottle of Gin... Wanna see what he looks like?: --->http://www.certifiedbitches.com/vv.html<----

http://www.certifiedbitches.com/quiz.html And post your test results! Arrrooooooooo.. (wag-wag)

Good thing you never went to World when they had Tsunami parties.. lol* You would have shit your pants with all the "trashy-trashy" Goa-heads..

ARFARFARFARrrrooooo.. I mean.. "Congradulations to yooouuuuu" (arroooo)

GOOD LORD! GLOWSTICKS IN CLUB CULTURE! OH MY..! WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT..? DAMN THOSE DANCING CLUB KIDS! DAMN THEM ALLL TO HELLLL! (Let me guess.. they where even wearing sneakers right?) GASP*

You've got the right buddy.. (arrrooo) ande may I also add arf-that the BOOZE companies are in on it as well... LOVE SHMOVE.. In the end it really just come down to this: http://www.madblast.com/oska/goggles.cfm (Need Flash to view) Arrroooo.. snarl.. snort.. fart~

ROFL..Arfrolaroooo... Good one Mugz.. I've got another game for you:THE STUPID CUPID GAME! http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.circusx.com/games/stupid%5Fcupid.html Left arrow and right arrow to move Space bar to shoot...

ARRRrrooooo... MUGZ I GOT ONE FOR YOU.. " LADIES, Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)" (snort-growl-grrrr) Check out: HEARTLESS BITCHES INTERNATIONAL! http://www.heartless-bitches.com/ ARrrroooooooo.. LOVES A BITCH!