sexybitchjenny

YEA!? Well I BETTER See some $$ from those disks PUNK! You told me I was signing CDs for a school drive fund raiser! (Whiney looser) How bout you sing BECK'S: "I'M A LOOSER SONG" ON THAT CD TOO!? ARrrrrooooooooooooo.

Well, wonder if you may you big Neanderthal cus in my book that's all your gonna be doing. arooooo.. (Sarakim wishes she was half as sexy as this bitch!)

OK Arroo.. do you need proof of my sexiness! FINE! Look at me and then look at that looser MUGZ right next to me! HUH? Huuhh? (Arrooooo?) ME=SEXY BITCH! SO THERE! REST OF YOU BITCHES ARE ALL JUST CLUB SKANKS! (snort)

Well Mugz certainly is the most UNSEXY BITCH in here.. *snort..

ROFL~ didn't think so! aroooo.. I'm still the hottest bitch on the boards! wag-wag

Howels is a sexist pig!

What a bunch of sappy crap!

OH YEA?! PROVE IT! arrrrooooooooooo~

Trancend hacker Bigpapa and Beatz are all sexist pics! (make me sick) arooooooooooooooooo!

LIQUID TODD IS A SEXIST PIG!

You are a sexist pig!

Arrroooooooo... The once was a mugwump that haunted CP He was a bit different than you and me (Some would say he was a Bother) He would bitch and complain and say how NY wasn't the same and he always promoted the "other" He'd say "Give us more BREAKS!" and "THE GLAM SCENE ARE FAKES!" and try to lead a small revolution. He'd post about Nortec, try and pimp out the Two step.. Tekno at guernica.. underground electronica.. Open tables at pseudo.. Indian tabla beat groovoe.. He'd post and he'd post.. He was even a Host A "SUPASTA" when he was needed! But mugwump burnt out.. he started to doubt: "What the hell is the point of this anyway?" "No job and all play? haven't done shit all day? But post on some silly web sight?" So the Mugwump posted "GOODBYE" (aroooo... how it made me cry) so I must wait till he feels better.. WILL MUGWUMP COME BACK? GET SHIT BACK ON TRACK.. FOR THOSE OF US THAT ARE NOT INTO MAINSTREAM? WILL HE POST TODAY? COME BACK AND PLAY? Or is he just LURKIN? Cried WOLF LIKE A JERKIN.. and is planning to post once again? Arrroooooooooo..... I HOPE SO.. ORELSEI'MGONNAHAVETO BITEHISASSSOMUTHAFRICKIN HARD IT"LLBEBLUEFORAYEAR! (Ok that last part didn't rhyme but you get the picture)

Well if you see that looser MUGZ give him a good hard kick in the ass for me and tell him to end his retarded "VOW OF SILENCE" on these here boards.. (Who does he think he is : CAT STEVENS?) Arrrooo! ENOUGH ALREADY.

That's funny! Arrroooooooo I heard he wound up face down on one of the tables by midnight with the 3:00AM TV station Color bar codes in his eyes! ARF?

THIS IS THEEE ONLY KNOWN PHOTO OF HIS WHERE ABOUTS: (Taken by mugwumpian satellite surveillance cameras)

GOOD! Stick to your CHEESE I´ll stick to mine! (pisses on Bigmah´s shoes..) *CRANKS UP LAYO AND BUSHWAKA´S OUT WEST AND SPINS ON HEAD.. ......amen... .................amen... ...amen .........amen .....................amen...

:laugh: THAT WOULD HAVE DEFINATELY BEEN A "HIGH" POINT OF THE YEAR FOR ME!!! roflarooooarfarfrofl! LORD KNOWS THAT MUGSLUT NEEDS TO HAVE HIS ASS KICKED! (and head deflated!) "Iiiisssuuueees! He Has IIISSUUUES!" (snort-growl snarl)

Mugz went to school with Amy (Reid Speed) and is a fan of her earlier "STUCKONEARTH"stuff.. arrrooo... but I think She´s FUNKIER when she sticks to harder sets than her two step mixes (Her set at the Lunaterium was dead on though!) arf! TECHTONICS is mugslut´s favorite CD.. he use to play it over and over and.. So finaly I stole it from him just so I wou´ldn´t have to hear it any more.. (snort-snarl-growl) And wouldn´t you know it.. I CAN´T STOP PLAYING THAT DAMN LAYO BUSHWACKA TRACK ON IT NOW! arroooo? But to answer your question.. I only like Two Step if its REALLY, REEEAAALLY good! *Which isn´t much of what I´ve heard (But for the most part I prefer Harder, Chunkier Breaks: Lee Buridge, Hybrid´s Distinctive Breaks Mix, Terry Casey, Tsunami one/Freeland.. BT with Tsunami one, Layo and Bushwaka to name a few...) ARF (wag-wag)

hmmm.. well one man´s Velveeta is another Dog´s Loraine.. (????) Arooooo.. I LOVE MY CHEESE WHEN IT´S THIS GOOD THOUGH.. And ICEY IS A GUILTY PLEASURE.. (wag-wag) *TURNS UP THE VOLUME OF GHETTO BLASTER AND SCARES NEIGHBOORS IN BROOKLYN. BARVYBE.. MUG´z is in MEXICO. But I´ll tell him you say "Hola"! Perhaps you two can go out for a drink when he gets back with South of the border Crotch itch.. *Switches CD and Breakdances to Adam Freeland´s TECHTONICS

BREAKERRIFICALY YUMMY! Arrroooooooo.. makes my tail wag.. paws tap.. and my booty shake.. GODAAAAMN! (Wag-wag) Listening to this year´s ESSENTIAL back to back with his 2000 MIX IS MAKING ME WISH THAT NY HAD A STRONGER BREAKS SCENE. (hmmmm..maybe that MUGSLUT´S onto something with all this FUNKY BREAKS crap he keeps babbling about) Arrroooooo! *wiggles fuzzy but and pops and locks to ICEY. ANY ONE ELSE HERE A BREAKS FAN? What do ya think of ICEY? Cheese or Breakerrific non stop funkiness! *moondances out of thread

Arooooo.. you want revelations mugslut?! ok.. HIGHS: Being able to move from your crappy den of computer addiction in astoria to Brooklyn! Finaly getting that German Shepard to give me some action in the dog run.. Stepping all over your pillows after pissing on my feet outside (and watching you get Pink Eye) ROFLAROOOOARFARF! Licking your toes every morning and watching you squirm in your sleep ummm.. the LOTRs interview was kinda cool too I guess. LOWS: Having to wait for your lazy ass to take me out each and every freaking day! GGGRRRRRRR... ummm.. that´s it for this doggie I guess... HOPE YOU ARE HAVING FUN IN MEXICO AND MANAGE TO GET OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER YOU CYBER DORK!

munchies

glowstickman

mugwumpians

well for all of you that bitch and moan about Exit sure as hell missed a great night last Friday when Tiesto attacked the floor with some serious EPIC trance.. arooooooooooo... CP and Mixer Mag where there to support and sponsor the event with free give aways and lots of goodies.. As I danced on the main room I couldn't help but get all "peklemt" as Tiesto droped RAPTURE and the crowd went nuts.. (whimper-wiiine) and as Mugz, Crobra and I looked up at the balcony there it was: "THE CP BANNER" A flag of our home in the midst of a sea of dancing glow sticks! OUR NEW CP MODEL (whom we will call CP tatoo model "X") Arf? helped us to demonstrate the proper use of the CP tatoo kits.. In fact we think this will be our new logo... (pant-pant) In one of the side rooms some EXIT dancers BREAK down the guido stereotypes.. (music in the backround was Star69 by Fat Boy Slim "They know what is what..but they don't know what is what...") arf-arrr-aroooooooo.. These boys had moooves! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Mugz and I even ran into some DREAMERZ.. Shadowchaser and Merlyn ran away from us (apperantly being too cool for the likes of us) grrrrrrrrrrrr but we WHERE able to find TwiloRabbit and Puffablunt amongst a sea of glowstick twirlers! ALL in all it was a great night.. I'm not sure what all the fuss is about EXIT being a guidio member's only club... Mugz and all of us at CP and Mixer witnessed an eclectic group from every genre and walks of life.. (From RAVERS to Hoochies like me!) *LOOKS LIKE THE TIESTO CROWD INVADED EXIT THAT NIGHT! AND TIESTO RIPPED IT UP.. I saw Mugz twirling,and stomping with Crobra, JennifEr, artic shadow, the dreamerz and a few photon light wheeling hotties all night long.. NEXT TIME A BIG DJ SWINGS BY THIS HUGE VENUE TRY AND PUT ALL YOUR RESERVATIONS ASIDE.. (arf) as the human saying goes: "DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT!" (we where veeerrryy surprised!)