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posting a hilariously sick poll only to have stymod delete it.

focker... i want my phone back. answer yours..

From June - Labor Day it runs from 2PMish - 4AMish for the 'Summer Sessions'. All other times its from 8PM-4AM. There have been times however when it's been the venue for a 'Carry-On' from Sat night and we kicked it off @ 5-6AM Sun morning and went till 4AM Monday...

Yeah we had a blast... First official gig as "The Plastic Sex Funk Band", and it went off better than expected. Sporter, Eli, & Tom all play in such a complimenatary way that we all filled in the gaps musically to bring in a much appreciated variety of sound...Lots of industry heads @ this party week in and week out, including the booking managers from Crobar NYC, Avalon NYC, & Godskitchen NYC, as well as the people that put together virtually every other party in NYC. LeSouk Sundays def gets a 10 outta 10... And you know it's a good party when you start out blonde and end up 'Brazillian Tan'

It's that time once again... I'll be @ Analog Lounge w/ Resident Peter Ellis tonight, hope some of you can make it out for a relaxing summer evening. Vertigo Nightclub/Lounge 126 State Street, Boston No cover, no dress code 21+

Starts @ 2PM with free BBQ from 2-4 Half Priced Sangria from 2-6PM There is usually a HUGE line to get in after 8PM until 1AM or so... No def set times, its a go with the flow type tag team session...

definitely.

sweet! see ya @ LeSouk!

Yup it's that time again... Mantra Fridays by Global Entertainment w/ Resident DJ Joe Mama & Guests 52 Temple Place Boston MA 11PM-2AM Sultry, sexyprogressiveshakeyourguccithong house music for the beautiful people. We've been reaching capacity by Midnight the last few weeks, so I highly reccomend getting there btw 11-Midnight and gettin yo ass on the guestlist if you dont wanna be left out... :-) email me for guestlist. Joe Mama

DECKS IN THE CITY presents BROKEN summer edition MANHATTAN's only FREE SATURDAY daytime outdoor house music event every SATURDAY 4pm til MIDNITE rain or shine NO COVER summer BROKEN @ B1 DRINK CLUB 139 EAST 45th street between LEXINGTON & 3rd avenues second floor 2 blocks from GRAND CENTRAL STATION 212.370.0080 www.DECKSINTHECITY.net anyone who joined us this past week for CHRIS FORTIER got an incredible treat. a gap in B1's calendar & CHRIS' love of alcohol kept BROKEN going thru the nite! nothing like over 12 HOURS of FORTIER we hope everyone got their FREE 3 CD SET of the winter BROKEN closing party. this week BROKEN goes back to it's strict 4pm til MIDNITE hours. COME EARLY and chill on the patio! this week - - AUGUST 21ST as we get back to normal... um, sort of, with JASON SWAMY of www.SHAMELESSNYC.com productions. PLUS, we have a DRINK SPECIAL this week. at 4pm we've got $5 COSMOS for 1 HOUR. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ sexy soulful house music local resident & visiting global djs beautiful lounge & gorgeous garden patio cocktails & a pan-asian menu join resident dj K1W1 (NEW ZEALAND & CANADA) as he defines SEXY SOULFUL house with this weeks headliner SWAMY (NEW YORK & we think EARTH)

mmm Sleep Dish.... Should have booked Nic Fanciulli instead... He's producing more for Yoshitoshi than Ali & Sharam..

I hate camera phones without a flash.

He is still The Man. Despite a bit of a late start, around 8:45, Prince took the stage with full force and proceeded to reestablish himself as one of the top players in the industry. With a minimal stage setup in the center of the arena, his dramatic entry was overshadowed by the power of his music, both old and new, as he rocked his signature Minneapolis funk sound. Leading it off with classics like "When Doves Cry" got the crowd going, while he was able to dip into some of the material off his new CD, Musicology. Joining Prince on this tour was long time friend, and jazz legend Maceo Parker. "Pass The Peas" was dropped and people were starting to let the funk fly. Other highlights included a rippin cover of Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love", & "Soul Man". As a performer, he kept reiterating to the audiece he wasn't a big fan of lip-synching (an obvious reference to Britney's recent blunders, and would get the crowd more involved, and actually singing, jabbing us when he couldnt hear us, telling us to "stop the lip-synching." John Blackwell, the drummer, almost stole the show, his drumming was, well, simply put, god-like. And with Candy Duffer on the sax, she's up there with Branford Marsalis. Next up he broke into an acoustic set that would have made MTV Unplugged produceers weep for rights. Starting off with "Little Red Corvette" int "Cream" then "Rasberry Beret", you only begin to recall the depth of this mans musical arsenal. "I feel for U" (another Prince inked track that was put out by Chaka Khan) was up, then onto "Alphabet Street" and "7". All in all, in the short 2.5 hour show that spanned decades of musical work, Prince still has game, and still know how to rock a crowd and leave em begging for more. He's here 3 more nights, don't miss him.

Chocolate Pudding Wrestling, Definitely.

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i smell chocolate.. mmmmm yum! 3 words - Roman Style Orgy.

yup... they asked me to be the weekly resident on Friday's.... Hit up joemusser1@aol.com for guestlist (it's $20 otherwise)

Only if there are asain tranny hookers for X.

a girlfriend of mine has one.. identical i think too... It's made by Dior.

Dont lie. I heard you're plugging futons that weekend.

Try Imalgen.

Just a reminder next weekend starting on Fri 8/20: Fri 8/20 - Groovefire & D:Fuse @ Sullivan Room 11PM-4AM Sat 8/21 - Stacey Pullen @ Godskitchen Sun 8/22 - Plastic Sex Funk Band feat. Joe Mama & Eli Wilkie @ LeSouk Summer Sessions 2PM-4AM w/Swamy, Astro&Glyde, & John Dill Mon 8/23 - Check-in @ Betty Ford Clinic www.groovefire.com www.djjoemama.com www.eliwilkie.com www.shamelessnyc.com

i'd like 2 see that

yeah he said there was a problem with rolling blackouts...

3-4 doses of molly, couple doses of 2ci, about 6 liqs of K, 1/4 oz of kindbud, plenty of liquor & beer and some really good shrooms. Oh and one xanax bar for dessert. we necked about 15 pills in Ibiza over a 24-36 hour period one time too, due to varying degrees of quality, and managed ot chew off my eyebrows for about 12 hours.