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several times. but i was the Batallion Commander's driver/commo guy, so it never made it past Company level.

several times. but i was the Batallion Commander's driver/commo guy, so it never made it past Company level.

Yeah thats cool, till barrels start melting from heat... Night fire is cool though, tracer rounds look like laser beams, esp when taking mushroomz...

M16's are fun to fire, but jam up a lot. i def would not want one if sent to battle. M60's are fun, but heavy to carry, and you need a buddy to feed ya rounds so its essentially a 2 person job unless your built like Ahnold. 50 Caliber. Very fun. Not very portable, but packs a helluva punch. Good for taking out tanks and such. It is however against the Geneve Conventions to fire these @ personnel, you can only fire them at equipment, so in the words of our illustrious Commander, fire at their belt buckle! M203 Grenade Launcher - paired with M16, its a cool tool, but like the M16, jams up a bit, and I dont like grenades getting jammed in my hands. AT4 - Not really a gun, but is a line guided anti tank weapon. Good if you;re in the hood and some punks are bothering you. Just like the one Michael Douglas used in Falling Down. S&W 9mm - the pistol of choice for US Army commanders. accurate light, easy 2 maneuver, and resists jamming. I've fired em all, and well dont care to ever fire another one again. They're loud and smell yucky.

Stay outta the booth @ Rise.

Whynot? Its about a party foo. Myself, Compon Ass, & Swells went. Bons, Deshaies, Emjae, and others joined in later.

she's over 16, i checked her ID

This past Saturday night. Wow. Amazing. The vibe was about as good as it gets for Boston. TKO hooked up the sound for this once in a lifetime event, and Angel Moraes from Montreal (Stereo, Gravity) flew in to lay down the sounds a la Body & Soul, or Paradise Garage style from Midnight till 7AM or so. There was a full open bar in this gorgeous waterfront property that had to total over 4500 sq ft. Everyone in the main room was sweating, shaking their booties till the very end. One of the best moments was looking @ Rick N. and saying, "Why arent there more parties in boston like this?" Rick: "I was just asking Charlie the same thing!" That combined with the Boston PD stopping in @ 3ish, and the soaking wet promoter cum Birthday Boy jumping on top of him giving him a huge hug and kiss, as he shared an obligatory toast and moved on his way... Great party... About 200-300 of Boston's late night party people made it out, and didnt leave till the last drop of booze was gone @ 7AM....

Hey all... Just wanted to put up a quick post of some upcoming Joe Mama events. ******************** July ******************** 13 - Orange @ The Kells w/Chad Will 16 - Mantra Fridays by Global Entertainment 24 - Plastic Sex BBQ - Brighton MA *MANY SPECIAL GUESTS* with LIVE SIMULCAST ON STAR 93.7 from 3AM-6AM w/Joe Mama & Eli Wilkie 30 - Rise Afterhours w/Sergio Santos ******************** August ******************** 8 - Plastic Sex Garden Party - South End, Boston MA 22 - LeSouk Summer Sessions - NYC - Joe Mama & Eli Wilkie with residents Swamy, Astro&Glyde and John Dill. The infamous summer daytime party. 2PM - 4AM Outdoor BBQ & Sangria... Thats it for now... Thanks to everybody thats been out to our past events, hope to see you at many more..

sunset sessions were great... just like Ibiza... and cuddiling with Nikita on the ride home.... priceless....

And for all you crackas - The unofficial After-After-Hours will be on Block Island @ Ballards (?) on Sunday with Myself & Special Guest Tom 'Flavanutz' Bartlett doing a special Sunset set from 5PM - 9ish

Is that the model with the AirPort power adapter/ 12V DC Adapter?

Nah, she'll make the first cut AT LEAST. She's far and away the most attractive girl on the show, not to mention a smartie. Holly is well..... Like she said, named after the Hollywood sign - just a facade, nothing substantial there. Besides, if she wouldnt have taken it, the next person in line surely would have.

Nah, she's too hot to get the boot that quick. Besides she's already got the 'gay guy' on her side. She'll def have to pull the sex card though @ some point, otherwise the other bitches and the right-wing daddy will have it in for her...

Is he out there lurking somewhere? or just posting in LA now...

Yeah, Steve D. & Andy Z. (Urban Promos) were doing Fri bookings till a couple months ago... Mac's doing a pretty good job on Saturdays though in keeping the room filled. Tough when you have 3 uber-clubs all open within 6 months of each other, even in NYC.

Mac from LES does the Saturday bookings. I dont know about Fri though.

Holy QUADRUPLETS Batman!

VEGAS

Focker now you are gonna miss Cook's after going away party.

hey super mod Stymie u wanna delete one of these fockers?

Tonight at vertigo... The unofficially official going-away party for Mr. Matthew Cook & XLR8ED aka Jeff "I put the K" in my last name. With everyone's favorite DJ's... Eli Wilkie Vytas Januskis and a special appearance by Matt Cook himself. If tonight is anything like last Wednesday, you'll probably need to get there early to score one of those lemonade martinis... we ran out quick last week. Should be a good time, see ya there. Vertigo Lounge 126 State Street, Boston 21+ no dress code, no cover

Tonight at vertigo... The unofficially official going-away party for Mr. Matthew Cook & XLR8ED aka Jeff "I put the K" in my last name. With everyone's favorite DJ's... Eli Wilkie Vytas Januskis and a special appearance by Matt Cook himself. If tonight is anything like last Wednesday, you'll probably need to get there early to score one of those lemonade martinis... we ran out quick last week. Should be a good time, see ya there. Vertigo Lounge 126 State Street, Boston 21+ no dress code, no cover

Turn off your phone then... :laugh::laugh: