monsterguido46
-
Posts
105 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Events
Posts posted by monsterguido46
-
-
Originally posted by monsterguido46
FIND OUT IF YOU A TRUE GUIDO!!! TAKE MY PERSONAL TEST, THEN ADD THE SCORES AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!!
YOU HAVE 4 DIFFERENT KINDS OF HAIR GEL---------5 PTS
YOU HAVE A PRIMER FOR YOUR HAIR--------3PTS
YOUR GET YOUR HAIR CUT ONCE EVERY TEN DAYS----4 POINTS
YOU HAVE CHOPS------2PTS
YOU USE PALMADE BY CREW-----6PTS
YOU GET EYEBROWS WAXED EVERY TWO WEEKS----5PTS
GO TANNING 2 OR MORE TIMES A WEEK----6PTS
SHOP AT FCUK, DIESEL, BANANA REPUBLIC----4PTS
SHOP AT D&G, ARMANI EXCHANGE, OR VERSACE----8 PTS
SHOP AT LE CHATUE, PROGRESS OR BANG BANG----- MINUS 10 PTS
WORK OUT 5 TIMES A WEEK MINIMUM------7 PTS
FLEX IN MIRROR AFTER EVERY EXERCISE------3PTS
LOOK AT YOURSELF IN EVERY REFLECTION POSSIBLE TO SEE HAIR—6PTS
FIX HAIR AT LEAST 5TIMES A DAY---2PTS
HAVE FLEXED ABS IN ROXY OR SF MIRRORS----8 PTS
KISSED BICEPS IN PUBLIC-----5PTS
FLEXED TRICEP AT BAR WAITING FOR DRINK----7 PTS
FLEXED BACK FOR GIRLS STANDING BEHIND YOU-----3PTS
OWN PAIR OF ALDO, PRADA, OR KENNETH COLE SHOES----4PTS
HAVE OWNED A MUSTANG, CAMARO, SUV, FIREBIRD, GRAND AM OR GRAND PRIX--------9PTS
HAVE DONE AT LEAST 5 CYCLES OF JUICE------10PTS
HAVE DONE GROWTH HARMONE----5PTS
GET MONTHLY MANICURES-----6PTS
HAVE A PAIR OF DIESEL JEANS----3 PTS
HAVE 5DIFFERENT COLOR WIFE BEATERS------8PTS
ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES MUST BE BRONX TALE, GODFATHER, CASINO OR THE LAST DON-----5PTS
WEAR CUT OFF SHIRTS 90% OF THE TIME YOU GO OUT-----4PTS
HAVE BEEN SHIRTLESS AT SF, ROXY OR EXIT-----7PTS
HAVE DONE OVER 50 HITS IN LIFE TIME---3PTS
HAVE FINISHED A LICK IN ONE WEEKEND-----10PTS
HAVE BEEN IN A G HOLE-----7PTS
FAVORITE FOOD STORE IS VITAMIN SHOPPE---6PTS
OWN MORE THAN 3 TURTLENECKS-----5PTS
YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MOZZARELLA, CAVATELLI, MANICOTTI AND CALAMARI CORRECTLY----8PTS
YOU OWN FASHION THAT HAS AEROCROMBIE, BRITCHES, AEROPOSTALE, OR OLD NAVY----MINUS 20PTS
OWN CLOTHES WITH FUBU, TOMMY HILL, FILA, NORTH FACE, MECCA-----MINUS 50PTS AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE TAKING MY TEST
Wear Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs----6 pts
OWN 5 DIFFERENT COLORS OF ADIDAS PANTS-----9PTS
YOU ONLY LIKE HOUSE MUSIC------7PTS
YOU OWN EVERY MONDO MUSIC TAPE MADE-----20PTS
YOU HAVE HAD A DRINK WITH DAVE MONDO HIMSELF----14PTS
YOU GROPE GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----12PTS
YOU GET GROPED MY GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----15PTS
YOUR FAVORITE PANTS ON A GIRL IS WHITE-----5PTS
YOU WEAR D&G, ARMANI AQUA, JEAN PAUL OR PLEASURES---8PTS
YOU STILL HAVE A PAIR OF CAVARICCI’S----20PTS
YOU HAVE BEEN TO TEMPTS EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER—10 PTS
YOU HAVE BEEN TO DJ;S EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER---10PTS
YOU WORK IN CONSTRUCTION, DELI, TANNING SALON OR LANDSCAPING-----10 PTS
YOU LIVE IN LODI, STATEN ISLAND, LITTLE FERRY, SADDLE BROOK-8PTS
YOU HAVE BEEN TO EVERY MAJOR NJ CLUB 5 TIMES-----8 PTS
YOU WENT TO TEMPTS THEN TO SF THEN TO SURF CLUB IN A 24 TIME FRAMEHOUR WITH OUT SLEEP---10PTS
YOUR 28 AND STILL LIVE AT HOME----10 PTS
YOUR CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED OUT-----4PTS
YOU EAT MOZZARELLA AND ROASTED PEPPERS ON A DAILY BASIS---4PTS
YOU HAVE SUNDAY DINNERS WITH YOUR FAMILY AT 2PM----10PTS
YOU HAVE TO EAT BREAD AT EVERY MEAL-----5PTS
YOU LOVE RED BULLS----5PTS
YOU MOVE YOUR HAND BACK AND FORTH WHEN YOUR BULLSHITTIN SOMEONE---6PTS
YOUR HAIRY----5PTS
YOUR HAIRLESS---5PTS
YOU STILL LOVE PUMPIN YOUR FIST TO RELENTLESS ( A DENNY FAVORITE)---8PTS
YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND---6PTS
YOU BUYS CLOTHES FOR EVERYWEEKEND---5PTS
YOU PRAY ROXY FIRDAYS RETURN---12 PTS
YOU NEED JOEYS IN CLIFTON ONCE A WEEK-----7PTS
DINERO, DICE MAN, PESCI, PACCINO, SINATRA ARE ONE OF YOUR IDLES----7PTS
YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE----4PTS
YOU HAVE A BMW, AUDI OR LEXUS-----3PTS
YOUR ONLY DANCE IS THE FIST PUMP---4PTS
YOU WALK AROUND FLEXED AT ALL TIMES-----4PTS
YOU LIVE FOR SAN GENEROS FESTIVAL IN SEPT---5PTS
YOUR NAME IS MICHAEL, ANTHONY, JOSEPH, PETER, PAUL, ANGELO, FRANK OR VINNIE----7PTS
YOU LIFT WEIGHTS BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU LOOK PUMPED---10PTS
YOU PUT ON OIL BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU GLOW LIKE A COMET—10PTS
TOTAL OF 500 TOTAL PINTS CAN BE EARNED!!!!!!
1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US
50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL
100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE
150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH
250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US
300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE (
RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF
400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS CANT TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!!
1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US
50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL
100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE
150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH
250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US
300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE (
RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF
400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS, NO ONE CAN TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!!
Time to retake my test
-
.
I've actually noticed some guidos walking around with syringes still insereted in the fourth quadrant of their glutes on several occasions at Tempts...one time I even saw a guidette monster with one still in her who was shooting up Winstrol!!! Seaside 10, Belmar 7.
Fucking classic
-
Whats up RIck,
I fuckin G'd out last night takin a shit. Do these people realize how large my trapazoids are and how defined and inflated my pectorlus majors are. Yo, I need Joey or Sal's bathtub tonight to make the tasty liquid potion, sound good? What ingredients do you use and what town around here has teh best water to use as base? Im gonna go to Domick's deli and get 15 egg whites and one piece of toast, go get my brows waxed at Nina's nails and a manicure, do some abs at Concepts and boot 2cc of K in my shoulder. Can't wait to get carried out of somewhere tonight
__________________
-
Originally posted by ghboy
I was in Philly bangin this girl I met at the Eagles/ Giants game in December, and let me tell you, SHE WAS AWFUL. Nothing beats NYC girls. I even went to Envy down there and tried some G, it sucked. My Bathtub juice kicks philly's georgia home boy out of the water
Whats up Rick,
I fuckin G'd out last night takin a shit. These Philly people dont realize how large my traps are and how ripped your bi's are. Yo, I need Joey or Sal's bathtub tonight to make the tasty liquid potion tonight, sound good? Im gonna go to Domick's deli, go get my brows waxed and a manicure, do some abs and boot 2cc of K in my shoulder. Im out. I hate Philadelphia with a passion. I am way to big for the clubs there
-
Your fucking city sucks so bad. The clubs are the absolute worst, everyone is ugly as sin, guys think they are hot shit, girls are so busted. You have no true Guidos and Guidettes like North Jersey/NYC. Go to you evolution scum bag club you white trash low lives.
Guido
-
How do I become a Sound Factory Master like all of the dedicated losers who go everyweek.
Yes indeed I have been there a numerous amounts of times back in the day when the crowd was good looking and there were not people falling all over the place because they cant handle their drugs. Now it is all kids in these ridiculous outfits and kids who do steroids who look like shit. When steroids go bad should be the name of the show they should appear in. Anyways, I need to know how some of you pathetic morons dedicate everyweekend to that place. Your lives honestly revolve around a club. Do you ever think about that. That song La La land is a perfect example to all of you who worship that place. You all indeed have to find time to kill the space in time" until you go back to your palace of drugs. I can surely bet that if there was an opportunity to have your own 1 bedroom apartment someone would get it. You people need SF to live. You spend your weekly paychecks cause of that place or you parents money. Either spending on a new outfit that looks like shot, drugs, or steroids. Some guys juice to go to SF and take their shirts off. Why? YOUR LOSERS!!! I hope that place burns down and all of the wanna be body builders are in it. Sit back and look how your lives revolve around clubs. It amazes me on some of the posts that are on this board. You really live for clubs,. you write about them, you have discussions, you count down the second to the next party. If you spent as much time reading and learning about something as you do focusing your life at a club you wouldnt be living paycheck by paycheck. I indeed write on this board but it is to bash all of you who are low lives and start trouble. I take my breaks to read some of these posts "oh JP you made me osooo good this weeknd" off the hook" I had these boms they were so amazing" Did you see that hot guy in the stairs" Go back and read some of your topics. Get something done with your lives please. Our economy has no future.
-
Originally posted by phuturephunk
. . . . No, what you don't seem to understand is that your precious Board of Meatiness is being swayed against you by none other than Fleximus . . . He thinks you're a bitch, and therefore should be treated like one . . .
Understand this................NYC IS MADE OF JERSEY MONEY!!!!!! THE POWER OF THE JERSEY GUIDO IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!! WE WOULD DOMINATE IN ANY COMPETITION!!!!!!
-
Originally posted by phuturephunk
. . . . No, I do not like to fuck men, but the possibility of violating your eye sockets and then knowing that the next thing that will occupy them will be the maggots eating your flesh is a very appealing thought . . .
. . . You kids and your alliance . . . . Well, I'll say this . . I got an alliance too . .and MINE has the authority of LAW behind it . . so if you don't want every Jersey Trooper who runs your plate coming up with the magic number . . I'd shut your fucking pie hole . . . OH and also, I wouldn't drive, nor even think about going into NYC . . I got that covered too . . .
. . . anything else meaty-man? . . . .
. . . 
I want to fist fight you so bad. Fleximus and I pushed some serious weight yesterday afternoon and decided that him and I should challenge you to a 2 on 2 brawl or a lift off. Money will be on the table of course. However, with the confidence I have in myself, I would like to guarantee that I can nose break what you squat and curl what you deadlift. So, if I were you I would hope that you pick the brawl, and yes you can use weapons to protect yourself. I eat 15 pounds of chicken a week!!!!
-
Me and my girlfriend will be down in Miami Mar 18-24. Here is the thing, she likes hip hop and I like House. Is there any clubs that have two rooms that play both or something? We live in NJ by NYC and there are a few clubs that play hip hop and house in different rooms. I heard to go to Crow bar and a few others? anyone else have any suggesstions? I know it is the music/DJ conference that week i think?
-
Originally posted by ghboy
I've been everywhere and I can honestly say that the homemade Ghb from Seaside is by far better than the crap you get in the hamptons. Vinny( the Roofer), Anthony(works at Vito's Deli in Fairview), Frankie(Personal Trainer) and Mike(owns a tanning salon) and I went to CPi last summer and totally overwhelmed the place with my triceps and bathtub boogie mix. Alan's Acres was occupied with our Tube top wearing tricia's and our secret bathtub potion. However, nothing there can compare to what we do at the shore. We take over Tempts and easily get molested by guidettes in the 10's and 20's a night. Not to mention how many bottles of my potion we put down. Jersey Shore vs. Li is no argument. Jersey all the way..
Gh for life
Rick
Yeah Rick,
Those Yup Islanders definetly can't scoop out like we can. I'm gonna do one right now its in labtop case!!!!!
-
Originally posted by phuturephunk
. . . OH BOY . . MEAT HEAD NUMBER 3 has arrived . . where ya been you stool eating piece of monkey shit? . .
. . Hiding? . . wonder why. . . .
. . you know what, I don't like you either . . . so I'm gonna say the same thing that I said to your boy Grope . . . Shut the fuck up or I will FIND YOU AND SKULL FUCK YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . . with YOU BEING THE LAST TO GO . . . SO YOU CAN WATCH . . .
. . nah nah nah . . now that I think about it . . . . I wouldn't dirty my cock by sinking it into your eye sockets . . . I'll bring my dog and let him do it . . .
. . . . I laugh at you terds . . . .
. . . Ok pal,
Hows work at the deli going for ya, or better yet your probably a paint store cashier. Anyways, I will galdly stampede my way to Pearl if you are in White Plains if you wanna square up. But first I want to go and show you that I can curl what you dead lift and i can nose break what you squat. I also want you to take how to become a Jersey Shore Master like me and become one with Temptations. All you isalnders are superficial rich yuppies who pretend they are mobbed up or they are stuck up Hebowitz's. Therefore, I state Jersey may always be looked down upon and smell, but we breed the finest Italian men with the leanest buily physiques and 2nd best Guidettes far behind the Staten Island Monsters. Our suburbs are better and of course I would own the Hamptons if I was there with fear intimadation to all you skinny spikey headed rich boys and the overwhelming perfection I breath to the girls. However, I wouldnt want to step foot on your shit land you call strong island, ill give you strong the only good thing that ever came out of LI was Frank Seppe.
-
You wont do anything to anyone, you havent seen my traps have you? You have no apprehension of the New Jersey Guido stampede you are threatening. You are probably a Long Island Master who swan dives in to daddy's wallet to pay for your summer house and your life basically. I bet you dont even stare at your biceps like I do. Also, you cannot flex your pecs like any of us. I bet you dont have a parade of sweaty pecs at CPI do you? Tempts rules, can't wait for 82 days till exit 82!!!
-
Rick,
I need to get 2 GH kits ASAP. I also need 3 20ml bottles of Winstrahl V, 3 10ml Ttokkyo Decas, 4 10 ml EQ, 500 anavars and 50 primobolan. The season is approaching and I will dominate Seaside in 7 months. Can wait till 82 days left till exit 82.
-
You fuckin pussy!!!!! I am still waiting for my call. We will meet when the time is right? When is that, when you get some people to back you up? i will take you and 3 of your friends by myself with no second thoughts that i will not be defeated. You want to juice but you to scared to stick yourself. Are you calling every bodybuilder a pussy also? I would love for you to go up to every guy at SF that is juiced and tell them there insecure. Its not insecurity jerk off its about looking good for yourself and juice gives you enhancements. You wouldnt know cause you probably do not know what a hex dumbell is. I wanna square up with you, and Ill make you a great offer. I wont even bring the fight to the ground. I wanna box, for real. I wont user my wrestling techniques on the ground, however when I am done kick boxing you to almost unconsious, I will indeed rub your face against the pavement
-
CHoseone Ones quote:
WHICH LEAVES ME TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE WORKING OF ONE OF THE HOMO ALLIANCE....WE ALL KNOW THAT GROPASAURUS AND MONSTERGUIDO IS THE SAME FUCKER.....
SO WHAT'S ANOTHER NAME....FUCKING PUSSY ASS SHIT [/quote
Listen Asshole. Me and Grope are two different people. You are so fucking stupid and pathetic. I want to fight you in the worst way. PLEASE CALL MY CELL 201-887-5088 I want and am going to fuck you up bad. I want you to meet me out this weekend so I can scrape your face on pavement you fuck head. You think your so tough.......Hide behind the board you bitch. I am calling you out right now. I live in Paramus and I will glady meet you somewhere you fucker. I am so serious about this, you better fucking call me bitch and I want a crowd to watch especially from the board and I am gonna video tape it and send it in to UFC so I can get on there. You better bring a gun cause you aint gonna stop me with aggressive physical contact
-
My insight:
Please Read all
Uses of Ketaset or Ketaminna is a dissociative anaesthetic agent for use by intramuscular, subcutaneous or intravenous injection not for cooking and sniffing like I do.
You can cook this liquid in a microwave which a mass quantity evaporates and then your poor grandmother gets the residue that stuck to the top iof the oven falls in her beef stew.
You can steam it which is my personal favorite and add on small drop of coconut extract for the special flavor, yummy!!!!!
You can bake in oven which is most easy to burn but comes out potent.
AIr dry which takes way too long for us who are feening for it in 5 minutes.
Blow drying is what narcotic engneers do to get the most out to rip yous off inside clubs and burns the fuck out of your nose. Make sure to have a grinder near by also, fuck the chopping of the crystals.
I am going to hold a class on how to cook K. It will cost $30 session and that inlcludes product knowledge and turning this fine liquid in to a fluffy solid. Your bonus for taking this class will be one jar when class is completed and passed with over a C, and you will have the opportunity to do a personal bump from me and was made from these very hands of Monsterguido46. Knowledge will include :
How to get your friend out of a hole?
Demonstration of a Mount Everest Bump done live by ME!!
How to avoid obvious K face
How to get the most out of your bump
How to do underground bumps when your bf or gf is near by w/o them knowing
How to bump when security is near
Bumping off crackhores asses and lower back in SF bathrooms
Having sex on K
Why does my mouth drop one foot when Im in a hole?
Why cant I see anyone 2 inches in front of me
The proper way of asking a stranger for a bump without getting turned down.
How to sneak your precious babies in w/o getting nailed
Never listen to a kid named Marcos in SF that he has "good jars" cause they are half full
Free Class
If you ever see a mangledskinny kid in SF named Matt from Queens who must do 8 jars a night and has his eyes basically closed and jaw extended cause of the relaxation, push down stairs.
Thank you
-
WHERE CAN I FIND MY LOVE!!!! I NEED YOU BY THURSDAY AND YOU ARE HIDING FROM ME!!!
-
BRO SICK BACK YOU HAVE!!!! EMAIL ME I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING SEBASS78@AOL.COM
-
GET SOME OF THESE AND TAKE FOR 10 WEEKS, ABOUT 5 A DAY THEN I WANT TO FIGHT YOU AFTER I GET OFF A REAL CYCLE. GH KIT, WINNIE DEPOTS, DECA 300, CLEN, EQ, AND PRIMO THEN WE ARE GONNA GO AT IT SO EVEN THE COPS CANT STOP ME STOMPING YOUR FACE
-
Choseone I want to fist fight you desperatley!!!!!
-
I WILL RUN THIS COMPANY ONE DAY AND GET ALL THE FREE K FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
DONT DISRESPECT THE FATHER OF THE ALLIANCE!!!
REMEMBER WE ARE ALL EQUIPPED WITH THESE!!!!!!!!
-
STCK WITH THIS SHIT 300MG IN 1 CC, BRAND NEW GREAT RESULTS GOTTA LOVE IT, MY JOINTS ARE LIKE CHROME AND MY BACK IS MOUNTAINESS, UNREAL PLEASE EVERYONE JUST DO 5 CYCLES
-
THE NEW WINSTRAHL V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CANT WAIT TO GET 10 OF THEM 100MGS PER DAY, YOULL BE LICKING MY ABS ALL SUMMER MONSTERS!!!!
RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS
. . . 
Guido Test
in New York / New Jersey
Posted
FIND OUT IF YOU A TRUE GUIDO!!! TAKE MY PERSONAL TEST, THEN ADD THE SCORES AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!!
YOU HAVE 4 DIFFERENT KINDS OF HAIR GEL---------5 PTS
YOU HAVE A PRIMER FOR YOUR HAIR--------3PTS
YOUR GET YOUR HAIR CUT ONCE EVERY TEN DAYS----4 POINTS
YOU HAVE CHOPS------2PTS
YOU USE PALMADE BY CREW-----6PTS
YOU GET EYEBROWS WAXED EVERY TWO WEEKS----5PTS
GO TANNING 2 OR MORE TIMES A WEEK----6PTS
SHOP AT FCUK, DIESEL, BANANA REPUBLIC----4PTS
SHOP AT D&G, ARMANI EXCHANGE, OR VERSACE----8 PTS
SHOP AT LE CHATUE, PROGRESS OR BANG BANG----- MINUS 10 PTS
WORK OUT 5 TIMES A WEEK MINIMUM------7 PTS
FLEX IN MIRROR AFTER EVERY EXERCISE------3PTS
LOOK AT YOURSELF IN EVERY REFLECTION POSSIBLE TO SEE HAIR—6PTS
FIX HAIR AT LEAST 5TIMES A DAY---2PTS
HAVE FLEXED ABS IN ROXY OR SF MIRRORS----8 PTS
KISSED BICEPS IN PUBLIC-----5PTS
FLEXED TRICEP AT BAR WAITING FOR DRINK----7 PTS
FLEXED BACK FOR GIRLS STANDING BEHIND YOU-----3PTS
OWN PAIR OF ALDO, PRADA, OR KENNETH COLE SHOES----4PTS
HAVE OWNED A MUSTANG, CAMARO, SUV, FIREBIRD, GRAND AM OR GRAND PRIX--------9PTS
HAVE DONE AT LEAST 5 CYCLES OF JUICE------10PTS
HAVE DONE GROWTH HARMONE----5PTS
GET MONTHLY MANICURES-----6PTS
HAVE A PAIR OF DIESEL JEANS----3 PTS
HAVE 5DIFFERENT COLOR WIFE BEATERS------8PTS
ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES MUST BE BRONX TALE, GODFATHER, CASINO OR THE LAST DON-----5PTS
WEAR CUT OFF SHIRTS 90% OF THE TIME YOU GO OUT-----4PTS
HAVE BEEN SHIRTLESS AT SF, ROXY OR EXIT-----7PTS
HAVE DONE OVER 50 HITS IN LIFE TIME---3PTS
HAVE FINISHED A LICK IN ONE WEEKEND-----10PTS
HAVE BEEN IN A G HOLE-----7PTS
FAVORITE FOOD STORE IS VITAMIN SHOPPE---6PTS
OWN MORE THAN 3 TURTLENECKS-----5PTS
YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MOZZARELLA, CAVATELLI, MANICOTTI AND CALAMARI CORRECTLY----8PTS
YOU OWN FASHION THAT HAS AEROCROMBIE, BRITCHES, AEROPOSTALE, OR OLD NAVY----MINUS 20PTS
OWN CLOTHES WITH FUBU, TOMMY HILL, FILA, NORTH FACE, MECCA-----MINUS 50PTS AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE TAKING MY TEST
Wear Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs----6 pts
OWN 5 DIFFERENT COLORS OF ADIDAS PANTS-----9PTS
YOU ONLY LIKE HOUSE MUSIC------7PTS
YOU OWN EVERY MONDO MUSIC TAPE MADE-----20PTS
YOU HAVE HAD A DRINK WITH DAVE MONDO HIMSELF----14PTS
YOU GROPE GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----12PTS
YOU GET GROPED MY GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----15PTS
YOUR FAVORITE PANTS ON A GIRL IS WHITE-----5PTS
YOU WEAR D&G, ARMANI AQUA, JEAN PAUL OR PLEASURES---8PTS
YOU STILL HAVE A PAIR OF CAVARICCI’S----20PTS
YOU HAVE BEEN TO TEMPTS EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER—10 PTS
YOU HAVE BEEN TO DJ;S EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER---10PTS
YOU WORK IN CONSTRUCTION, DELI, TANNING SALON OR LANDSCAPING-----10 PTS
YOU LIVE IN LODI, STATEN ISLAND, LITTLE FERRY, SADDLE BROOK-8PTS
YOU HAVE BEEN TO EVERY MAJOR NJ CLUB 5 TIMES-----8 PTS
YOU WENT TO TEMPTS THEN TO SF THEN TO SURF CLUB IN A 24 TIME FRAMEHOUR WITH OUT SLEEP---10PTS
YOUR 28 AND STILL LIVE AT HOME----10 PTS
YOUR CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED OUT-----4PTS
YOU EAT MOZZARELLA AND ROASTED PEPPERS ON A DAILY BASIS---4PTS
YOU HAVE SUNDAY DINNERS WITH YOUR FAMILY AT 2PM----10PTS
YOU HAVE TO EAT BREAD AT EVERY MEAL-----5PTS
YOU LOVE RED BULLS----5PTS
YOU MOVE YOUR HAND BACK AND FORTH WHEN YOUR BULLSHITTIN SOMEONE---6PTS
YOUR HAIRY----5PTS
YOUR HAIRLESS---5PTS
YOU STILL LOVE PUMPIN YOUR FIST TO RELENTLESS ( A DENNY FAVORITE)---8PTS
YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND---6PTS
YOU BUYS CLOTHES FOR EVERYWEEKEND---5PTS
YOU PRAY ROXY FIRDAYS RETURN---12 PTS
YOU NEED JOEYS IN CLIFTON ONCE A WEEK-----7PTS
DINERO, DICE MAN, PESCI, PACCINO, SINATRA ARE ONE OF YOUR IDLES----7PTS
YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE----4PTS
YOU HAVE A BMW, AUDI OR LEXUS-----3PTS
YOUR ONLY DANCE IS THE FIST PUMP---4PTS
YOU WALK AROUND FLEXED AT ALL TIMES-----4PTS
YOU LIVE FOR SAN GENEROS FESTIVAL IN SEPT---5PTS
YOUR NAME IS MICHAEL, ANTHONY, JOSEPH, PETER, PAUL, ANGELO, FRANK OR VINNIE----7PTS
YOU LIFT WEIGHTS BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU LOOK PUMPED---10PTS
YOU PUT ON OIL BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU GLOW LIKE A COMET—10PTS
TOTAL OF 500 TOTAL PINTS CAN BE EARNED!!!!!!
1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US
50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL
100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE
150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH
250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US
300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE (
RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS
350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF
400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS CANT TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!!