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Walker threw down your remix of "Down to the river" last night in the main room at Trust. Duuuuuuude... it sounded so good in the club!

Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to 'o' or the 'r'

Yo momma so fat, they painted a racing stripe down her back to tell if she's walkin or rollin

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter! You're momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

Yo momma so funky, she made Right Guard turn left. Yo Momma so Fat, She put on Guess Jean and squeezed an answer out. Yo momma so nasty, when she put a tampon on the crabs start bungee jumping Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

Yo momma's so dirty, someone yelled "Hit the dirt!" and everyone punched yo momma! Yo momma so fat, if you wanna fuck her, you gotta roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot Yo momma so stupid, she went to Dr Dre for a papsmeer Yo momma so fat, she stepped outside, and the neighborhood kids yelled "HEY KOOLAID!" Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

Yo momma so fat, she chased a school bus full of white kids shouting "Stop that twinkie!"

Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"

Bitter? Butter? Batter?... what in the hell are you asking here, buster?

*sigh* Today is the THIRD, not the FOURTH in the Fourth day of the week in the fourth month, so he will not necissarily spin a four hour set.

taut ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tôt) adj. taut·er, taut·est Pulled or drawn tight; not slack. See Synonyms at tight. Strained; tense: nerves taut with anxiety. Kept in trim shape; neat and tidy. Marked by the efficient, sparing, or concise use of something, such as language or detail: a taut movie script. Just one problem... it's an adjective, and not a verb. Hmmm... the mystery continues...

Wel, he's right... it's not...

PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR

Unlike most of the other nonfoolish holidays, the history of April Fool's Day, sometimes called All Fool's Day, is not totally clear. There really wasn't a "first April Fool's Day" that can be pinpointed on the calendar. Some believe it sort of evolved simultaneously in several cultures at the same time, from celebrations involving the first day of spring. The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. Prior to that year, the new year was celebrated for eight days, beginning on March 25. The celebration culminated on April 1. With the reform of the calendar under Charles IX, the Gregorian Calendar was introduced, and New Year's Day was moved to January 1. However, communications being what they were in the days when news traveled by foot, many people did not receive the news for several years. Others, the more obstinate crowd, refused to accept the new calendar and continued to celebrate the new year on April 1. These backward folk were labeled as "fools" by the general populace. They were subject to some ridicule, and were often sent on "fools errands" or were made the butt of other practical jokes. This harassment evolved, over time, into a tradition of prank-playing on the first day of April. The tradition eventually spread to England and Scotland in the eighteenth century. It was later introduced to the American colonies of both the English and French. April Fool's Day thus developed into an international fun fest, so to speak, with different nationalities specializing in their own brand of humor at the expense of their friends and families. In Scotland, for example, April Fool's Day is actually celebrated for two days. The second day is devoted to pranks involving the posterior region of the body. It is called Taily Day. The origin of the "kick me" sign can be traced to this observance. Mexico's counterpart of April Fool's Day is actually observed on December 28. Originally, the day was a sad remembrance of the slaughter of the innocent children by King Herod. It eventually evolved into a lighter commemoration involving pranks and trickery. Pranks performed on April Fool's Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoe's untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a roommate's alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!" Practical jokes are a common practice on April Fool's Day. Sometimes, elaborate practical jokes are played on friends or relatives that last the entire day. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fool's Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. April Fool's Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. It's simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!

*cough*DennisLeary*cough*

Is the weekend here already?

Inconceivable!!

You keep using that word. I do not thin' it means what you thin' it means.

It's always the cute animals we wanna save, isn't it? "What are you?" "I'm an otter!" "And what do you do?" "I swim around and do cute little human things with my hands!" "...You're free to go. And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get on the fucking truck!" "But I'm an animal! I have rights!" "You're a baseball glove! Here's your cousin, get on the truck, pal!"

EL OH EL

:( Have fun out there

That sounds about right... mayeb 945 or something