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Sorry, nay.

DON'T TOUCH A OUIJA BOARD!! It releases evil spirits every time it's used.

Mmmmm...cheesy gordita crunch....

(running) better go find a place to hide, quick!!!

Are you implying that Vic has bad breath?

I can't see my abs either... wait, that's just my beer belly...

How about when you "wake up" but remain sleeping. Like your conscious mind is awake, but your body is asleep. You can't move, but you can think. It's really weird and I haven't had it happen in a long time.

Yeah, those are the cool mint listerine strips. Tasty and refreshing!

I'll be there.

I didn't even get a chance to try the twinkies and jello. My roommate threw it out asap!

Friday at Buzz. Even if you don't know/like Lisa Lashes, there's Mistress Barbara. Plus it looks like we're going to have a pretty big meet-up and a pre-party at Malanee's.

Can't make it (sorry chynado11!), goin' snowboarding Sunday morning.

SOLD!!!!

I already have a pasta machine, but I know my roommate is looking for a food dehydrator.

Actually, I like to call Miss Cleo. She's got all the answers!

Yeah I've had that happen. It's like you go to sleep trying to figure something out and your mind contines to process it while you're sleeping (without any outside distractions since you're asleep). Then when you wake up, you know the answer.

It's good. Not a classic like Brotherhood or anything like that, but better then Republic. LMK if you want a copy.

Last one I actually bought was Sasha GU:009 San Francisco. Recent ones I've "acquired": John Tab-Sell Your Soul, New Order-Get Ready, Thievery Corporation-The Mirror Conspiracy.

Scott Henry- The Gift. Iceberg on sandwiches. Mix of both in a salad.

I don't think you'd be married very long after that. I'll be there.

Agreed, and don't forget to throw a buck in Scott's tip jar!

Buzz Back In Time (02-01-01) - Old School Night Main Room: 11:30-1:30 Stakka & Skynet 1:30-3:30 Slipmatt 3:30-5:30 DB Front Room: 10:00-1:00 John Tab 1:00-5:30 DJ Dan & Scott Henry Tag Team

If you want to keep going after D:Fuse: SATURDAY FEB 16, 2002 Shimmy Shakes Presents GARDEN OF LOVE Washington DC 10PM-10AM ELITE FORCE aka Lunatic Calm (Whole 9 Yards UK, Fused and Bruised, UK, releasedjs.com) For his first release in 2001 as Elite Force, sHack (one half of Lunatic Calm) teamed up with Whole 9 Yards for the gasoline alley EP. A huge hit within the DJ community; the EP crossed over onto the broadest range of floors, with supporters ranging from Laurent Garnier to Anthony Pappa, Orbital to Boy George. The EP flew into the national breakbeat chart in DJ Mag at number one consolidating Elite Force's reputation as a key player in the world of breaks and beats. sHack had a large part in writing the Matrix soundtrack and is an emerging force with in the tech-house/breaks fraternity. This is a Valentine's set by a far too often overlooked DJ not too miss. IMRI (reflective.net, motionevents.com, Liquid Pop) Philadelphia's breakbeat maestro is a DC favorite, and without a doubt one of the most promising up-n-coming DJs around. His energetic and eclectic sets touch on many styles and influences, often venturing into the darker, twisted realms of nu-breaks and tech-funk, but he always keeps it live with creative mixes and precision programming. With mixtapes receiving glowing reviews in magazines such as URB, and a continuing 3-year residency at Philly's premiere underground dance club, Motion, Imri has proven he's one to watch. SMALLS (www.scratchtraxx.com, www.00bliss.com, DC) Tonight is also a special CD Release party! Free copies of his new mix will be given away throughout the night... make sure to get your hands on one! Smalls is one of Washington DC's favorite breakbeat DJs. Known for his technical and scratching ability, simply put, Smalls ROCKS the dancefloor everywhere he plays. He is a genuine crowd pleaser no matter where he goes and is quickly gaining a fan base and recognition around the East Coast; from Pennsylvania, Maryland, DC to Virginia. Headlining out of state events all over the East Coast has gained Smalls the recognition he deserves. Don,t miss this performance from the region's most favorable breakbeat crowd pleasers. MICHAEL MIXIM (www.scratchtraxx.com) Rising up out of Baltimore, with numerous appearances at Shorty's (Feelgood's Bar), plus tons of air time on local radio stations and from New York to DC, Michael is gaining momentum as one of the region's hottest house DJs. He's recently fine tuned his evolving style to a darker house sound. JEN LASHER (www.00bliss.com) This little woman has so much energy it rubs off on everyone around her. When Jen is behind the turntables, it's hard not to have fun... unless you're dead. Jen likes breakbeat, and breakbeat likes Jen. They work well together. Believe you me us them everyone that this DJ is a force to be reckoned with! KEN LAZEE + LIQUID E (Evolve Crew, DC) Mr. Lazee and Mr. Liquid will be closing our event out. They have worked extra hard to not only support our scene of dancers, but also the homeless of DC, and other worthy causes. Above all else, they definitely put on a great show. These two are DJs/Promoters we can always count on. JOOS-C (sonickteam.com, Funk-A-Lot, DC) Formerly known as Chris Cox. He's rocked the crowd at Fever, had a residency at Zodiac in York, played all over Baltimore and now D.C. His music is a voyage through the nastier side of nu-skool and break-step. SHAUN COX (Global House Radio) Shaun is an up and coming house DJ that is also a host of a successful radio show. Global House Radio will be on location doing a "taped for Broadcast" that will be aired on Feb 28th on WEBR. Global House Radio is every Thursday from 6-8pm. Cox Cable 37, Comcast Cable 27, www.fcac.org/webr $15 all night - CLUB W: 2122 24th Place NE Washington DC - Secured parking available - Info: 703-623-7168

I'm bringing probably 11-12 people with us (7 Buzz "virgins," 2 of which I think will probably leave immediately), and meeting probably 5-6 more there. Hope all the CPers make it out.

You gotta lay off the crack.