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and might i add, homina!

sure... like a prostate exam IN ALASKA!

homina homina homina

no girl is hotter than the one you have, what's wrong with you man!

So that's where my Viagara [obligatory joke] went!! Yeah, it was pretty hot what she said.. i need a higher desk. D'oh! or a lower chair.

I'd like to thank all the little people, that made this post possible. First and foremost, the board gods, who without them I wouldn't have a place to spout mindless chatter from the comfort of my den. To DG: the reigning stud of Sex Board, I want your throne, man!! just wipe it off when you're through. To Spygirl: For not getting my jokes, that adds another layer of humor for me: Spragga: Reinventing the term Dirty Old Man Chula: Damn, girl, You fine!!! Anyone I might have missed, that fills those moments of boredom. This post was brought to you by the letter F, and the number... 69.

breath, of course.

This girl gets ripped on daily in the Jersey board, it's actually quite amusing. I'm hot, no really, I am, look, see, I'm hot, watch out, get your oven mittens? Why? Cuz I'm hot!

Not in so many words, but... I was referring to "the girl" and if I was actually interested, and it was a test. Of course it'd be better not to be interested in a girl who would do that. But trust me, y'all are psycho. So, alternately and historically, I ... what was the question? I think you lost sight of the context.

Yeah, that's ok, I'm cool with that, but she did say "everyone" maybe she's thinkin' multiple orifice penetration. spragga ain't as young as her used to be, might need some backup.

I put on my t-shirt backwards today, I just thought I'd mention that. It's weird to see that comment from a female. Especially since it's Thursday and any girls (worth fucking) could get laid w/in 5 minutes (conservative estitmate) at almost any after-work happy hour. I get propositioned often, and it usually feels like a double-edged sword/test. If I say, yes, i'm a typical 'dog'. If I say, no, there's a slim-to-none chance "she'd" be serious... Damned if you don't, damned if you do, Catch-22

no point beating around the bush... or the mouth, for that matter.

If you change your mind about the rings, spragga and fiery can get you discounts or loan you theirs after they are done with them.

walk down one road, and ask one man, what the other man would say, with regards to it being the right road or not?

It's a lot easier to answer for a guy, than a girl. Mainly because that air of desparation is gone. There's probably the whole confidence thing involved again, once the looking stops. The "looking good" for your girl is always better than the "looking good" to get a girl. If she fixs you up and makes you smell nice and perty. I suppose the forbideen fruit aspect doesn't enter the picture if it's based on "first sight". That's the gist... more later, if i feel like investing more brain cells, which are dying fast and frequent.

All hail Narcissus!! Actually, I used to feel the same way. Preach on Gladiator man, Preach On.

If it says please and thank you, and holds the door open, I'm sure the ladies are beyond impressed. How far did it used to take you? Because, you know, my schlong is in penis etiquette school, right now, and it's just not getting the hang of things. Keeps acting up in class, making fun of the other genitalia. I just don't know what I'm going to do any more. What's a crotch to do..

you put your left hand on, you take your winkie out, you put your right and on, and swirl 'em all about...

How many of these do you practice on a daily basis? P.S. If it's more than 3, you're on the wrong board

How many of these do you perform on a daily basis?

I'm particularly fond of my 8-pack abs. But, I'm told my pecs and ass are my best features. I could go on and on, of course.

wasn't Flashdancers yesterday? Aren't you all nippled out.

those are nice. not quite FMBs but quite saucy nevertheless!

oh, well, after the exchange rate, and some bonus prizes, it's quite rewarding.

I'm not expecting m/any to respond to this, but I had to go on record for giving that girl some props. Have you seen what that girl can do with her hips? DAMN!!! P.S. If you can move like that, or want to translate what the hell she's saying to me, I've got $6.28 in my piggy bank with your name on it.