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All I want for Christmas is two firm bumps

them thars prison words...

Friends don't let friends bump drunk, oh wait.. yes they do

without incriminating yourself... yea...

let's hope he gets the lifetime acheivement award..

How many bumps could a club chump hump if a club chump did bump chumps?

Remember what seduction was like before it came in a shot glass, pill, or 42nd St. (pre-Guiliani) Damn Daylight Savings Time :mad:

it's up there, fo' sho'.... it's seems to be on almost every girls list i know or have asked for lovemaking, either that or Enya not bad stuff, but you really have to be in the mood, or have no mood at all.

Morning Bumps!!!! MmMmmMMmmmMMMMMmmMmmmMMmMMmmmmm BUMP

at least, he didn't work a uranus in there

no need for name calling

Gregorian or Buddhist?

b:mad: u:o m:mad: p:o

gosh, golly, you're swell.

I totally agree, that's why I tried to validate it so much. If I couldn't smell fresh baked break, or spring bloom of flowers, or a certain perfume, I won't mention.. I'd gauge my my eyes out with a dull spoon. Luckily, we don't have to choose. It's the lesser of five evils, so to speak...

Sorry Newbie, just a little innocent hazing... Just be glad we outlawed the atomic wedgies....

Point taken. :tongue: but, I pick and chose my battles.

They're all magnificant if you have an imagination and are sensuous, sensual and sensitive. But I think smell [as great as it is] would be the one with the most cons. Face it people, there are a lot of heinous smells out there. It's also more difficult to recall a smell, I think if you re-smell a scent, if can conjure a memory, but the smell it self is hard to recapture. ::shrug::

Is panting, grunting , and groaning, not an option?

I'm glad you said it, so I didn't have to.

:laugh: :laugh:

If I had a nickel for every...

YES!!!! I'm not crazy!! I get that too, well, not exactly mine is my hamstring, which I guess isn't at all similiar, sometimes with a wicked yawn, too... My doctor looked at me like I was nuts. Yea, yea, I know it's not because of the sore hamstring... Maybe I am crazy

Incision from a Mongolian boob job, or scar from rough sex. I think stretch marks are more gradiated (if that's even a word) Even the largest stretch of them "there" I don't think would be presentable at that resolution. I could be wrong.... but, the chances of that are slim to none. j/k

her left, our right, but I don't think that's a stretch mark