upjumpdaboogie

Frito-Lay?

just... pLaying? a little freak never killed anybody.. well, except maybe at Dennis Rodman's house.

not counting clever... "0-cherry popping" years... about 6 months between any sexual act, oral etc.... but maybe around a year for intercourse.

I'm rather partial to mini-me... yea.. but the official name is on a need to know basis.. let's just say. "It satisfies."

I've heard guys in gym shower/stalls... if that's not a commercial for shower sandals, I don't know what is. *shiver*

i'll post mine, later.. when it'll blend in with the rest... I've been called manwhore enough for one day, thankyouverymuch

depends on the grip

I wont be master of my domain, by the end of this thread..

girl you got a ba-doon-ka-doonk... no... no...that's just... no... just wrong... no....

why should she have to ask.. if her toes ain't curled, she ain't sprung a leak, and she's still awake.. your ass ain't done.

well, if you must know!!! the reason I thought of the question was.. I was reading something about Gemini Lounge, and I always hooked-up when I used to go there.. it's like catnip that place, so I was just wondering if anyone had any other place(s) where that happens to them.

whoa.... there betty.. chill. I don't want to know. I'm just sharing the wealth/knowledge amongst the kiddies. I am curious, if it's the typical seen-and-be-seen spots or dives or whatever... so they can share their stories of shore whoring... so that the other board members know where to go to get a little play... that's all.

One-nighters, relationships, bathroom cop 'n' feel... What places around town would you recommend to your horny board members if they want to get a little... specify nights of week, and frequency of hook-ups..

I read this reeeeeally wrong, the first time. :laugh:

good one.. how about an open oven, on the equater, near the earth's core..

if it's the old style bottle, you'll get an hourglass figure.. nothing wrong with that.. you just have to crack the glass and hope you hold your shape.

now we all know?

Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

I bet that cleaning lady is looking preeeeeetty good, right about now...

Don't mess with Mr. Bump

I don't see nuthin' wrong wit' little BUMP & GRIND?? fuck... did that too...

Like what maybe clean out her inbox.. it's getting pretty full She likes it when I fill up her box, yeah baby, just like that, harder faster, harder faster... She might just have to take the mailman right then and there....

Not the wedgies.. don't take that away from me... every since I got the rubber superman underoo's and ruby red slippers, i just go along for the ride, weeeeeeeeeeeeee Good thing they didn't move the bucket, your viles were underneath it.. I won't ever understand why Mrs. Robinson makes me munch her carpet and yank her drapes.

sheesh.. with friends like you... how do you really feel? I tell you Jimmie had it coming, I saved that drool for three days, and when it wasn't looking. SPLAT!! rat basta'd

that's why the send the little yellow bus for me at 2:30