upjumpdaboogie
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Excuse me I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, have you seen one?
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You may not be impressed with me right now but you notice I'm the only one talking to you.
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What kind of clothes do you have on, Windex? Because i can see myself in your pants.
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I'd like to screw your brains out....But apparently someone beat me to it.
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I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Your body's name must be Visa, cause it's everywhere I want to be.
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Just call me milk cause I'll do your body good
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You must be a daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here
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Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
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[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
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How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
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So... How am I doin'?
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
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I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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All those curves, and me with no brakes.
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[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
