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Is that your answer to everything!!!

All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown And I don't know why [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be...me I'm talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they've all been talking about me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow I've lost my mind [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be I've been talking in my sleep Pretty soon they'll come to get me Yeah, they're taking me away [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be Yeah, how I used to be How I used to be Well, I'm just a little unwell How I used to be How I used to be I'm just a little unwell

I'm irritable as fuck... screw you..... just kidding

& lastly, but not leastly.... Gracias, Merci, Grazie to Nicole, Lynne, Vinnie, Dyanna and Tommy... oh, and Lee... yeah...

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ooo... ooo... ooo.... i know, i know... A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you ever have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "No!" So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

I'll leave the official answer to mala or tastyt... but I think, i've seen some primates when tickled emote shreiks very similar to laughter... of course, it's not a "yuk, yuk, yuk" a la human... but my answer would be, within reason, yes. i'll seek an official answer if no one offers one up..

4:09 - almost time to get sloshy.....

your bday jpgs/gifs/pics are hilarious..... I swear you stockpile them.. always fun, funny, creative and whimsically... chomping at the bit to bust them out. It's a shame my birthday comes but once a year.... but then i'd be EVEN older.. and nobody wins in that game! ME LIKEY

Thank you Lauren, Sabina & Marko.... P.S. DG, I guess the Hallmark online store ran out of squirting vulva happy birthday gifs... (a la sabina's schlong) tee hee..... j/k

don't forget jiggley.. my my my my my... I gotta take a dramamine if I focus on those bad.. errr girls.. too hard. Happy Birthday to me... Klum&Boogie&Tyra sammich!!!

to the bina... one more year.. and you can take the booze outta da brown paper bag! we gots da best birthday... but shhhh.. don't tell anyone, you know how the haters get!!!!

Thanks bunches, you guys. Marci, Rosa, Irina, Sheri Nicole, Marisa, Nick, George, Wendy, Cody & Alex! :hug:

[chorus fades in] bawitdaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the boogie-said-up-jump-the-boogie Bawitaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the boogie-said-up-jump-the-boogie.(5x) My name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd. Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddddddd roooooooock!! Bawitdaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the boogie-said-up-jump-the-boogie. (4x) And this is for the questions that don’t have any answers The midnight glancers and the topless dancers The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers The g’s with the forties and the chicks with beepers The northern lights and the southern comfort And it don’t even matter if the veins are punctured All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics And my heros in the methodone clinic All you bastards in the irs For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks For the shots of jack and the caps of meth Half pints of love and the fifths of stress For the hookers all trickin out in hollywood And for my hoods of the world misunderstood I said it’s all good and it’s all in fun So get in the pit and try to love someone Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie (4x) For the timebombs ticking and the heads they hang All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang Wild mustangs, the porno flicks All my homies in the county in cell block six The grits when there ain’t enough eggs to cook And for db cooper and money he took You can look for answers but that ain’t fun Now get in the pit and try to love someone Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie (4x) For the love, and for the hate And for the peace Waaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!! Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie (4x)[fades out]

Give it up... we gon' show, you how we party {Timbaland (whispering)} Up jumps da (repeat 3X) (repeat all 4X) Verse One: Magoo I fiend for all beats, like girls jump for dicks Don't salt the next man, keep that Lindbergh shit Up in the cut, like gay niggaz, in butt I'm black wit indian, my race should be mutt I cut with razor blades, play spades with Aunt Venus E - valuate this rap, take heed a fuckin genius Up in the sky, up high, don't puff lye Do you smoke crack Sam? Prepare to fuckin die Fuck Crazy Joe, my name is Crazy Flow You thought I had eight, but I got ten mo' Off beat and on beat, old school like Beat Street I stink like pop's feet, make sweat wit no heat Verse Two: Timbaland I'm up on this track, like Pam Grier in movies I heats up the beat, like water in a jacuzzi I fly to L. A. , then come back to Virginia Then call, Maganoo, to see if he's got some indo Then back to the crib to pick up my brother, G G don't forget, to bring the house keys Hops in the eight, five - oh now here we go Please please, brother don't slam my car do' It costs too much money to get that shit fixed I need all my money to pay my bills with Don't have no time, for the shuckin and jivin Peep my rhyme, cause that, shit's off - timin Verse Three: Missy I'm in the Marriott, the place to get got After I smoke pot, he sticks me like shots Funky like farts, connect tongues like dots Lick his lollipop, this kid named Scott Me my hot self, my self be so hot Touch my hot spot, I scream til I can't stop Uhhhhhhhhhhhh (what, what?) Give it to me daddy and Uhhhhhhhhhhhh (what, what?) Yup, yup like Teddy Teddy, ready with tha one two checka No Diggity, Missy be the bedroom wrecka Double decka, make you wanna beat your pecka And then leave your bitch, cause this uhhh! be better Chorus: everybody Give it up! Up jumps da boogie, boogie jumps me (repeat 4X) Give it up! We gon' show, you how we party Up jumps da boogie, boogie jumps me (repeat 2X) Give it up! We gon' show, you how we party Verse Four: Magoo Prepare to get wet, like Jheri Curl juice You tight like virgin pussy, my rap get you loose I bump like ac - ne, take honey from a bee My style is like a safe, without da fuckin key I cum cause I'm a nut, don't bleed when I'm cut No fan of Madonna, she just a damn slut So sit you damn dog, and bow to my shit Nit - wit you stupid, I'm butter don't need grits Make fits like seizure, lick clit to please ya I book then read ya, follow da leader Like Jews and Chinese, I own your rap lease The wackness must cease, prepare for yo' release Verse Five: Timbaland I'm up in these labels tryin to, handle my business Been makin more beats before, Jehovah had witness Up jumps da boogie, boogie jumps me Brother brother, please, turn on the TV See a black man dead, from a white man's powder See a white man scared, from a black man's power Back to reality, please don't freakin smile at me This is a stick - up, so give up yo' wallet please Verse Six: Missy I'm the best, and that's B, and that's capital I hang low like testicles, MC's wanna copy these many flows Hoes, better back up, foe they get slapped up Pack up and go tell mommy, that I backed up you You you you, and your whole screw What, whatcha whatcha whatcha gon' do uhh, what whatcha gon' do To me, the M - I - double S - Y - E Wanna battle me, it's gonna be some tragedy Chorus: everybody Give it up! We gon' show, you how we party Up jumps da boogie, boogie jumps me (repeat 4X) (repeat all 2X) Give it up! We gon' show, you how we party (repeat to fade)

he'll be sorry, next time there's a black-out

Nipple Stickers All the Rage in Thailand Today Ananova tells us that the Thai Culture Ministry is considering a new law that would make exposing breasts illegal, and thus may send police to Thai fashion shows this year to make sure that models aren't baring their boobies on the runway. But what the Culture Ministry is more worried about are nipple stickers on teenage girls. See, nipple stickers are these little round decals that models use to cover their nipples. Adolescent girls have taken to wearing these labels instead of bras under sheer tops. The popularity of nipple stickers is a clear example of the demise of morality in modern Thailand. Instead of all this "worrying about nipple stickers" BS, the Thai Culture Ministry should consider mandatory chastity belts for all women, beginning at age twelve.

I guess he liked the rev of your engine... wanted to check under your hood...

I'm just a bill Yes, I'm only a bill And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill Well, then I'm off to the White House Where I'll wait in a line With a lot of other bills For the president to sign And if he signs me, then I'll be a law. How I hope and pray that he will, But today I am still just a bill.

Something similar... "You're a maniac.. I'm glad you're on my side" "You're eccentric & I love you" "You're a pain in my ass, but I wouldn't have you any other way"

Does [the mere] disputing [of] a theory, disprove it?