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Is hot barbie on the "bump" girl committee... they should have runoff there... live and in person... winner take all.

I was gonna post a vs. with her and the map of savannah, georgia.. but couldn't be bothered... man, she could suck a dick..

hmm.. not really subjective, who won more? Magic.!? Transformers vs Decepticons?

speaking of pointless threads...

gotta rep the E jLo's ass vs Pam A's boobs.

SHOTGUN!

4:20 - - Zen and the Art of Getting the Fuck out of Work early.. for Dummies.. @ Amazon.com - $9.99

"You want to get high?" -- Towely "No dude, that's the melody to Funkytown" -- Towely "Towely, you're the worst character ever." -- Cartman "I know. -- Wanna get high? -- Towely "Towely says, 'Don't forget to bring a towel.'"

4:12 i like media horas

B2K - Omarion, Lil Fizz, Raz B, J Boog Come on... come on... (leave em alone) Omarion, first verse... Peek-a-boo Little fine lady I see you Little Man knows what he wanna do After school You know that it's okay Truth or dare I wanna play Baby if you stay Sweetheart, let him go So that I will know [Hook:] Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Hide and seek If I come catch you, boo, be with me (baby) Can you feel my flow If not, you'll creep baby, that's fa sho I'll satisfy If you give me the time and recognize Sweetheart let him go So that I will know [Hook:] Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Omarion, J Boog, Raz B, Lil Fizz You feel me B2K on the track, baby Blowin up Dance [repeat 8 times] Get him out your life - Don't be a fool Five minutes with me - No other guy will take my place Don't be dumb - he's playin in your face Get with me, baby [Hook:] Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Come on, I know what you want No need to front Come on, leave him for me What a pretty little thing like you gonna do with a fool like him When you could be with me? Come on, wait a minute Leave him for me Leave him for me, cuz I want you, girl

Day after day I will walk and I will play But the day after today I will stop And I will start my way Why can’t I get just one Why can’t I get just one Believe me there’d be somethings that I wouldn’t miss But I look at your and I need I need a Why can’t I get just one Why can’t I get just one Believe me I know what to do But something won’t let me make to you Why can’t I get just one Why can’t I get just one I guess it’s something to do with luck But I waited my whole life for just one Day afterday I get And I will That the day Is in my eyes When I’ll take a And say goodnight

It was a rainy night when he came into sight, standing by the road, no umbrella, no coat. So I pulled up alongside and I offered him a ride. He accepted with a smile, so we drove for a while. I didn't ask him his name, this lonely boy in the rain. Fate, tell me it's right, is this love at first sight? Please don't make it wrong, just stay for the night. All I wanna do is make love to you Say you will You want me too All I wanna do is make love to you I've got lovin' arms to hold on to So we found this hotel, it was a place I knew well We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right He brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note I told him "I am the flower you are the seed" We walked in the garden we planted a tree Don't try to find me, please don't you dare Just live in my memory, you'll always be there All I wanna do is make love to you One night of love was all we knew All I wanna do is make love to you I've got lovin' arms to hold on to Oh, oooh, we made love Love like strangers All night long We made love Then it happened one day, we came round the same way You can imagine his surprise when he saw his own eyes I said "please, please understand I'm in love with another man And what he couldn't give me was the one little thing that you can" All I wanna do is make love to you One night of love was all we knew All I wanna do is make love to you Say you will, you want me too All night long All night long All night long All night long

I assume this means people you'd like to shag as well as asses you want to kick?

There’s a rose In a fisted glove And the eagle flies, Flies with the dove So if you can’t be with the one you love, Love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with If you’re down And you’re confused And you don’t remember who you’re talking to Your concentration has swept away Because your baby is so far away There’s a rose In a fisted glove And the eagle flies, Flies with the dove And if you can’t be with the one you love, Then love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with Don’t be angry And don’t be sad Just keep smiling And thinking about all the good times that you had ‘Cause there’s somebody right next to you And they’re just waiting for something to do There’s a rose In a fisted glove And the eagle flies, Flies with the dove And if you can’t be with the one you love, Then love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with There’s a rose In a fisted glove And the eagle flies, Flies with the dove And if you can’t be with the one you love, Then, love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with Well turn your heartache right into joy ‘Cause you’re a girl And hey, I’m a boy Let’s get together And recognize that sooner or later We ain’t gonna need no more vibes There’s a rose In a fisted glove And the eagle flies, Flies with the dove And if you can’t be with the one you love, Then, love the one you’re with (I’ve got to fly like an eagle) Love the one you’re with (till I’m free) Love the one you’re with (fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me) There’s a rose In a fisted glove And the eagle flies, Flies with the dove And if you can’t be with the one you love, Then, love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with Love the one you’re with

1:30 - could be worse... you could be [on] sick [leave]... but 3 1/2 hours.. sounds reasonable...

GET IN MAH BELLAHY!

I hope you were kind enough to give your lunch date a wrap around....

I swore I saw David Blaine in Tomoe... one night.. with a lil hottie.. didn't interupt.. but he nodded as if it were him.. don't recall if he did a little subtle magice trick.. but that was kinda weird.. I get a certain celebrity.. but I don't like to put the idea into anyone's head who wouldn't think it themself...

DUHHHHHHH & HONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how's your shushi... mommy brought me my salad, cherry jello, low-fat mocha frap, smoothie, and umm... i think that's it.. yay mom

you shouldn't be sayin' this so close to lunch time... the drugs are really limiting my inhibitions...

your girlfriends will never let you live it down... yer goin' to Jerzee

when in doubt... always sushi... if ('spec top-shelf shushi), then vegan, then thai.. even good thai, is worser then mediocore shushi... i'm getting a big chicken ceaser... haven't had real solid food in 4 days!!! :waaaa:

me likey a girlee with a take charge attitude... but don't forget who wears the pants... and I won't forget who wears the tangas...

don't you want people to love you? my spanking, that's the only thing i want so much... spanking, that's the only thing i want so much... that's the only thing i want so much... don't you want people to love you? my spanking, that's the only thing i want so much... that's the only thing i want so much... why is that better than being hugged? why is that better than being hugged? because you get closer to the person... closer to the person... why is that better than being hugged? because you get closer to the person... closer to the person... just like a person having sex feels cared for... we wanna be loved, so we have sex together... and they feel loved about that... and this is the way it makes me feel...loved... i want it, i dream about it, i think about it, i want it... just like a girl wants sex with a boy, you know? it's the way i'll always be probably... my last one was born in the system... see, they're stupid, very stupid, those people over there... they're stupid... these people are so below mentality, honest to god, really... you know what i mean, he got the nerve to bug me... you know what i mean, he got the nerve to bug me... this mentality, honest to god, really... you know what i mean, he got the nerve to bug me... honest to god, really... you know what i mean, he got the nerve to bug me... bug me...bug me...he got the nerve to bug me... everything seems so eight ball... everything seems so eight ball... and i, i don't know if that's my imagination, but, umm... hey foxymophandlemama, that's me... and i don't know if that's my imagination, but, umm... hey foxymophandlemama, that's me... hey foxymophandlemama, that's me... think they got me... hey foxymophandlemama, that's me...hmm... hey foxymophandlemama, that's me... ...know if that's my imagination, but, umm... hey foxymophandlemama, that's me... she prides herself on her cleaning habits... she prides herself on her cleaning habits... hey foxymophandlemama, that's me... she prides herself on her cleaning habits... she prides herself on her cleaning habits... it's a lovely stupid mop, it is... there's something really screwey about no streaking... is it any old dumb mop? it streaks... come on mop, no streaking mop... i don't mind mop the floor, my mop streaks, i don't like it... it's not me, it's the mop... come, i bought some new mops... go away you stupid, dumb old sponge mop... i don't believe it...now the floor looks beautiful... i don't believe it...now the floor looks beautiful... i don't believe it...old sponge mop... dumb old sponge mop... dumb old sponge mop... old sponge mop... dumb old sponge mop... you're right, this mop's stupid... dumb old sponge mop... i don't believe it...now the floor looks beautiful... that's why they call me mophandlemama... now the floor looks beautiful... that's why they call me mophandlemama... that's why they call me mophandlemama... that's why they call me mophandlemama... in two weeks, before she could see herself not dressed... the twenty-third of may...you know she disturbed no one today... the manager told her to completely forget... if you ever go to bed, i'll kill you... do i tell the whole world that i'm mentally ill? go to the papers...yeah, why not? drum roll... i want to show them that i can walk on my own without hands of theirs... and, i can still fantasize, but i keep it to myself... keep it to myself...keep it to myself... i think i deserve to be loved, don't you? very much so... think i deserve to be loved... keep it to myself...keep it to myself... i think i deserve to be loved, don't you? ...to be loved, don't you? but i keep it to myself... keep it to myself...keep it to myself... i think i deserve to be loved, don't you? and, i can still fantasize, but i keep it to myself... keep it to myself...keep it to myself... i think i deserve to be loved, don't you? very much so... do you ever think that you would actually, really kill yourself? well, if i have thought about it real, uhh, real deep... yes, i believe i would... i have thought about it real, uhh, real deep... yes, i believe i would... and, i can still fantasize, but i keep it to myself... keep it to myself...keep it to myself... ...that i can walk without hands of theirs... and, i can still fantasize, but i keep it to myself... keep it to myself...keep it to myself... i think i deserve to be loved, don't you? ...that i can walk without hands of theirs... and, i can still fantasize, but i keep it to myself... keep it to myself...keep it to myself... i think i deserve to be loved, don't you? very much so... do you ever think that you actually would kill yourself? well, if i have thought about it real, uhh, real deep... yes, i believe i would...