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4 servings of bread/carbs never sounded so good.

ladyshady sounds like fun.

sounds like an invitation, to me

& boyshorts.... T.G.I.c(asual).F. jackpot: i think i'm love

You come out at night That's when the energy comes And the dark side's light And the vampires roam You strut your rasta wear And your suicide poem And a cross from a faith that died Before Jesus came You're building a mystery You live in a church Where you sleep with voodoo dolls And you won't give up the search For the ghosts in the halls You wear sandals in the snow And a smile that won't wash away Can you look out the window Without your shadow getting in the way? You're so beautiful With an edge and charm but so careful When I'm in your arms Cause you're working Building a mystery Holding on and holding it in Yeah you're working Building a mystery And choosing so carefully You woke up screaming aloud A prayer from your secret god You feed off our fears And hold back your tears, oh Give us a tantrum And a know it all grin Just when we need one When the evening's thin You're a beautiful A beautiful fucked up man You're setting up your Razor wire shrine Cause you're working Building a mystery Holding on and holding it in Yeah you're working Building a mystery And choosing so carefully Ooh you're working Building a mystery Holding on and holding it in Yeah you're working Building a mystery And choosing so carefully Yeah you're working Building a mystery Holding on and holding it in Yeah you're working Building a mystery And choosing so carefully You're building a mystery

This won't ruin it as I was curious I had to look up, but: In Connecticut up until 1966, the law said you could not have sex in any position but the missionary position. 1966. Now that's not that long ago. Now some of you are laughing because you know what that means. The position missionaries use. Woman on the bottom. Man on top. Prone. Lying down face-to-face, if they're the same height. Does anybody know why missionaries insisted that the only position to have sex was and to bare babies was in the missionary position? It's the most likely chance of the egg and the sperm maybe? No. They wouldn't have known that. Sounds logical, but no. in fact there are books that tells you different ways to have -- whether you want a boy or girl based on the acidity, There's evidence that that does make a difference. Most of you don't want a boy or girl right now anyway. The reason for the missionary position is that they found it's the only -- it was the only position that the humans could engage in because animals had sex in the other positions, but not face-to-face, And humans were the only animals quote unquote, that had sex face-to-face. Now we know that that's not exactly true anymore. but that was the way the missionaries saw it, So that's what distinguished us from the lower animals,. So if you want to know the reasoning. And I'll bet you your anthropology it was because ot your thumb. What are they, I wonder...

Fets I'd Deep Dick Like an Emperor (ok, the 'e' is weak.. but it's late) FIDDLE

How do you function on so little sleep regularly.. I guess "regularly" you just get used to it... maniac

Brad Pitt vs Ed Norton

Canoli better than on Mulberry? Juniors is good, very good, even great (back in the day).. but for the price they charge... it looses much cache...

(( yea, how can you compare intanglible oral w. tangible puss puss )) norah jones... would kick john gayer's ass... drop her piano on him and his guitar. Jet Li vs Bruce Lee

ok ok... she's on the list.. just not tops gwen is hot/cute/real/lickable kickable.. I've only seen Aria do girl-girl scenes.. so the "I'd Like to Fuck" part is still in tact... don't know if I'd feel same about a a porn star I saw getting rammed/stuffed regularly... I'm sure she's getting hers anyway.. but ya know... porn stars get their own list :laugh:

all good. Did you know seagrams came out with a Seagram's ten... wanna blow some minds.. order a "10" & Tonic... (if they have it.. it'll be cool shit.. if you have to explain it, you'll end up looking gay) Besides Saphirre is better anyway...IMHO... over Tanqueray..

:laugh::laugh::laugh: see... that's where it gets hazy for me.. I don't think she quite MILF age requirement yet... if you've got kids you can be a little younger.. in my book. Courtney Cox would get inducted in MILF-in-training hall-of-fame.. before Aniston... Anistion has style.. which elevates her.. sure she's sexy as hell on red carpet... but Courtney is a girl it seems you can kick it with.. which goes a long way in sexiness to me...

not sure if they count, but: they can be alternate reserves: Angelina Jolie Halle Berry Charlize Theron Heidi Klum Selma Jayek Shania Twain..

top-shelf list: Jameson Irish Whiskey, Chivas Regal Scotch, Dewars Scotch, J&B Rare Scotch, Johnnie Walker Black Scotch, Grey Goose Vodka, Graham’s Six Grapes Port, Chambord premium: Glenfiddich 12 year Single Malt Scotch, Macallan 12 year Single Malt Scotch, Courvoisier VS Cognac, Remy Martin VSOP Cognac, Drambuie, Grand Marnier

FUCK YEA!!! Stephanie Seymous.. November Rain Rene Russo.. is sexy-ugly... (to me) I'd twist Michelle Pfeiffer out... Diane Lane.. (unfaithful bitch) Liz FUCKING Hurley.... Faith Hill count? Jennifer Connelly.. umm Ashley Judd

I thought Jameson might be more highly regarded... I'm not really a scotch drinker... but that's the buzz I think... just hit up any cigar bar on Wall, Broad, or around Hanover.. you'd probably get a different answer in every joint.

Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn's wife) Raquel Welch (maybe?) ummm... Nicole Kidman.. Demi Moore... (only on her knees)

Channing was "Rizzo" in Grease... not cute then.. was like 42 year old chick in high school, but she did a movie a couple years ago with Julia Stiles she looked good in.... - it's a quirk. Peggy Bundy's hips are kinda plump (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) but it drops her a few notches.

I'll buss it out.. tomorrah... ...my dessert thread, is getting no luvs...

it's pretty potent shit... hardcore drinkers don't really put it in the same sentence as black. becuase it's all it's own. but if you're going that price, most people just go aged single malt scotch, right?

I don't know if she's mass appeal, but I think Stockard Channing is kinda cute for an older chick... but not league with the above. She may not be old enough to qualify yet, but she had a kid on her show... Lauren Graham (Gilmore Mom) Rachel Hunter, oc course (Stacy's Mom) Monica Bellucci what's the cut-off? the min. age? actually have to have children... the list could go on forever....

nothing like lobster surf, and filet mignon turf chased with johnnie walker blue... you don't have to pay for!!!