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Forget the pain...think about the devils breath.

Am I the only one that thinks Judge Judy was an animal in bed before she turned 90?

Hey apples....after your other post...shouldn't you say "Happy New Queer":D

I feel the pain when i remember someone I'm trying to forget.

Just tell your parents that you woke up hung over with a used rubber hanging outta your ass. They'll put 2 and 2 together.

Ya know what's funny? When people argue on the internet. Let's face it.....you both end up looking like idiots. Who cares. Get over it and move on.

Why would you cum in her ass crack when the point of the thread was cumming deep in her pussy?

Enlarged 1000x and it's still only this long. _________

Thanks fiery....ruin my christmas fantasy:cry:

Hmmmm...shouldn't you share that orgasm with everyone who helped you achieve your goals?

Need me to tuck you in and read you a bedtime story?

REQUEST

The acoustic version kicks ass.

DAMN...I just don't get any love on here. FIRST I'm not invited. Then no one bothers to ask me to dj.

Didn't John Rocker write that?

Fold your ear over....i wanna cum in there.

size? i'm guessing about 2 1/2

Tacky.....think about what you want to say in advance and extemporaneous.

Rdancer.....you like to give it from behind or get it from behind?

Be short, start with a joke or two but nothing offensive. Say something nice about the couple, and don't forget to tell the audience to drink when you're done toasting.

Just be open and honest. Tell him what you feel instead of what he wants to hear. It might hurt him for a bit but in the long run it's best for both of you.

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I"m not doubting you....just very suprised.

There's on in Great Neck? Are you sure? I live there and it's a stuck up bitchy town......I don't think they'd let it last.

i wish I had a problem with people hitting on me!!! Actually, I was flying to Boston last week and this 42yo woman told me how lonely she gets and asked if I'd like to join her for a late night drink:D :D I was dying to say yes....GREAT body....but then I thought about everyone else she must do when she travels.....ewwwwww 40yo poontang that's lubed by slopy seconds.