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I'm trying to figure out why no one dreams about me. :cry:

Fiery...I'm officially offering to take your ass....when I'm done I'll spank it:D

If not her...try dating Can anything beat a mail order bride site?

Why wait? I'll kiss you today.

Is it me or does this board have some gorgeous ladies?

That wasn't anti asian...it's anti hooker!!! Try the yellow pages...should be a whole section.

Just walk down the street and go in when a girl says "$5 sucky sucky...me love you long time"

MY BED......It'll be in the center of the dance floor at Roxy on Friday.

Not really violating if they enjoy, right? So my answer is NO....but I've done stuff:D

That's why I'm a fat fuck...I don't drink cum.

Doin the ole knuckle shuffle on the piss pump.

Here's my workout: Monday- Ice Cream Tuesday- Cookies and more ice cream Wed.-cake with ice cream Thursday-pizza, beer and ice cream Friday- It's the weekend....pizza, popcorn, pretzels beer, and a sundae Sat-Cheesburger, fries and a shake Sunday- All you can eat brunch and cake, cookies and ice cream.

"See that Shamppoo bottle, now stick it up my ass! Pretend I'm the pizza delivery boy and watch me wack off":laugh:

All of the above....and INTELLIGENCE. What's sexier? Besides, I can't date a girl that I can't have a conversation with. Stupid people annoy me. Kinda goes with that other personality thread.

Friends? Hmmmm.... Not a bad idea. Maybe I should try being nice and get some?

I believe VixxenFoxy has a thing for greek men.

Happens with girls all the time.....they have a smoking body but they open their mouth and we're like WTF! Suddenlly her boobies aren't so perfect.

Quoth- Isn't there a little box you can check to plead not guilty?

Except for the in shape thing...sounds like miss Klohe wants me:D :D

Did you ever see the Sex in the City episode where the guy wanted Miranda to lick his asshole?

Weed wacker maybe?

It could be worse....I heard that joke in London. It was told with a heavy british accent:blown:

Can we get some love for the guys with man breasts????

In general ,yes. Obviously so exceptions. If a guys beating his wife...leave his sorry pathetic ass. Infidelity is a good reason, but if both parties treat marriage as sacred then they aren't going to stray. A few more reasons, more of a case by case thing. I think when possible all possible resolutions including counceling should be explored.

Ya know Glowey...after reading this thread I have no choice but to give you a three load salute.