liqidtouch

ok not to hate but ur the 4th person that i have seen - come to the threads and talk about the same thing- can we PLEASE not get the same "i wont tell ya anymore" info about the same damb thing? at least make it more interesting

it seems that we are a generation of children that have not only touched the POT that is boiling, but also that have learned to NOT get burned by it.... i think the main part of it is what DG says- all the advertisments that have been throaghted to us-..

sleep is a waste of time- only thing i like to be doing in bed that long is a woman

YEAH BABBY YEA!!!

:laugh: REMEMBER THE A'LA'MODE....!!!!!

well i thought that was obvious- either in the mouth or in her hand- otherwise i messed up a shirt or 2..

oh no i definately under stand what your saying - but well- i guess this is where the term "SEX IS OVER RATTED.." comes in?

usually there not too many different outcomes to that little type of play there sweety

aww come on VADER you gotta have better stuff then that!!! lets get this started right now___~~~~>

the CLUB PLANET COMITTIEE has spoken now say your piece...

so hit me up on the AIM grl its in my sig AIM = djliqid and an extended WELCOM to the fabolous gretchmason the only reason i can spell fabolous is cause if that stupid RAPPER and his song- freakin one hit wonders

was asked to remove the pics from here-- should i PHOTO CHOP THEM?? naa im a good boy

damb grl! what up psyc- i didnt think anyone else was still awake here tonight

yea theres a few good things in that area-- can you tell?

thanks for steppin in JP- i thought he would get the point when i went and put EVERYTHING from the second page (bumped) back onto the first page... looks like it needed a womans touch

yae but IM the funny one right?PLZ say yes.. my mommy tells me so..

heeeeelo - niiiice to met ya JK what up grl how-dya hear about CP? where did u getthe info from where do u club/party/whatever- yes yes we know yor from NJ but were all pretty tight here with eachother so WHAT PART OF NJ? we come from literally ALL OVER NJ i know ppl here from WAY WAY WAY SOUTH near the CAPE and me? well im the furthest one out at the TOP (YEA look at a map- im at the point on TOP of NJ) what u like to do?

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Print this page and use as desired. I, your name here, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage, guilt-trips and near-pregnancies in exchange for one (1) night of USDA approved fondling and fornication. I will not return to the scene of said activities, nor call, write or otherwise contact/harass or vex said co-signer of contract for a time of no less than thirty (30) days and nights after said activities have been fulfilled. I also surrender all rights to propagate rumors, misnomers and dirty looks in the cafeteria from myself and friends, and will treat said co-signer with all the respect due a stranger. I will say "hi" if we pass within ten (10) meters in a friendly, if not neutral, tone. I will also upon completion of heretofore listed activities not leave underwear, earrings or other insignificant yet oh-so-valuable knickknacks lying about or hidden somewhere in the co-signer's abode for the sole purpose of returning to said abode and breaking the no-contact agreement of this document. I furthermore state that I am of sound mind and desirable body, and will not call said co-signer by any other name than is his or her own, nor reminisce on some former slime-ball/great lover who wore the same cologne, roll-on, boxer shorts or robe. I will also pay one-half of all laundry fees as needed after prescribed activity. Signed, Sign Here Fornicator At Large

com on bro- dont turn into one of those guys that we start to hate on.. i know yor better then that

bump cause johnyquest is a feg

bump cause johnyquest is a feg

bump cause johnyquest is a feg

bump cause johnyquest is a feg

bump cause johnyquest is a feg