liqidtouch

so this guy sends me his BIO and some general info that he has another album he wants to release. So he's contacting me for music licencing. Well this is the BIO he sends me ( Can someone explain this to me cause i know i say some REALLY ODD shit and the typos can get ya but this is really fucking with my head) And to think, this is just a thread of what "rap finatics" ( wanna-be rap stars or ppl thinking all the glam is REALITY) this is just a thread of what he sent me: ----------------------------------------------------- Who the f%%k is Mr. Loc? Do you know? If not let me sprinkle you.Mr Loc is a Underground Mogul based in Decatur, Il. He not only writes the lyrics but he's the producer and the C.E.O. of the label Streetmind Ent. Loc has been involved with the underground scene since 1995. He has opened shows for big artist such as Scarface, Clipse, Chingy, Ludacris and the whole Dtp Family, Lil Jon, Eight Ball & MJG, David Banner and the list goes. Mr. Loc presently has 2 cds out. His first album "A piece of my mind" and his new album "Sex & Money". Both albums consist of real street sh%t. Loc delivers in a zone of his own. Trying to sum him is almost impossible but I would say he's a Lil Jon and 2pac mixed in to one person if that makes sense. He drives with punch and energy on tracks like where your heart at and Sex & Money. What shocks me about this guy is he turns around on the same album and speaks some of the realist words over calm settle soulful tracks. If being street is keeping it real I truely believe that Mr Loc is real street because he spit it how the hell he feel it! ------------------------------- i really don't care who the hell he opened for "Scarface, Clipse, Chingy, Ludacris " mainly because these names have nothing to do with HIM. Im only interested in HIS info and besides does he think that Scarface, Clipse, Chingy, and Ludacris even remember him?

ok ok heres another little test for you all " HIP IS HOUSE and HOUSE IS HIP, Get on the floor and do your shit " can anyone guess that track?

you gotta belive theres something inside of me.... you might say how could you so fast.... Its the way you make me feel dont you understand, "whos that?"

u saying im not sexy anymore?

is darude playing anywhere soon?

Merge ? never heard of it i dont think it exists - this is just some lame ass BBQ ur having isnt it?

i guess WE are still around arent we? when u going to Merge again kid?

ur talking about a DIFF gonzo not from MMR

CRAP i missed it?!!! Dva - isent u a message i was looking for the date GRRRRRRRRR

only thing that gets me is fake promotions Kosta im sure u know which ones im talking about u know their fake well befor the week come around lol id like to list a few but this isnt the drama thread

Im 30, long blackbrown hair,green eyes,soft caramel skin,very curvy latin female from NYC. im very feminine,i love shopping(shoes)clubbing,traveling,& the beach.I love gifts,attention,and compliments,looking for friends my likes are: beach being sexy clubbing feminine fredricks friends hourglass figure jewelry large breast long nails partying sandals shopping stilletos tightjeans transgendered victoria secrets

sorry erkinie id rather goto a crackhouse and get my salad tossed by some meaty woman on heroin oh wait -- in that case put me on the JP guestlist

my crowd is colorful only cause we beat them all with BATS as they enter the door its called the new NYC BROOKLYN STYLE door coveradmission

keep in mind he said LIQUID TODD not LIQID TOUCH so please stop asking me k-thanks

FASHION FOURTY Lounge http://clubexl.com/fashion40.htm Address: 202 West 40th street, NYC (Manhattan) 21+ ages w/ Proper ID ONLY Ladies free til 12am ($10 after) Men $10 all night Time: 10pm til 4am Arriving will be the latest 5 spokesmodels named: more in the link hit me if you want to just get in free info@clubexl.com

yes im not feelin his latest either

just to let you ALL know especially the thread starter- if you want to jump onto the things i have going in nyc i pay out 100% of what you bring in the door i dont take ONE CENT of it hows that fora hookup? seriously if the door is $10 for your ppl then you get back $10 a head $20 for them and you get that back per person too

so whats up withthis? you think you guys can pay out $10 a head for this per person or what? cause thats the lowest i go- 300+ following to my own bookings alone not kidding you wantto meet up and talk about this then come to my release party this friday nigth at well look here to see what its about and yes i have my own shotgirls = spokesmodels - bartender- promoters etc http://clubexl.com/fashion40.htm there ya go now lets get the game on running

sorry i didnt get to shake hands with ya Jerry seems we got alot of similar peeps in our "clique" lol

POPPING ?

chech the NJ posting on this

dress code comfortable casual ( suit and tie is ok but not needed) no extreme baggies - at least look like you CARE that you have clothes on Guestlist just let me know kid i got a TON of COMPS and guests - whatever you need besides like i said in the past - you need something , just ask, this is the SATURDAY info my man------- if you want to get LOCKED up with them we can talk about it too check your mail soon - i have something comming in NYC for house music no door cover ever

Writing is society's acceptable form of schitzophrenia... which is a good thing, because I really don't look good in a straight jacket...

The year is 1904 ...one hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. statistics for 1904: The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million residents, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower. The average wage in the U.S. was 22 cents an hour. The average U.S. worker made between $200 and $400 per year. A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at home. Ninety percent of all U.S. physicians had no college education. Instead, they attended medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press and by the government as "substandard." Sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Coffee was fifteen cents a pound. Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo. Canada passed a law prohibiting poor people from entering the country for any reason. The five leading causes of death in the U.S. were: 1. Pneumonia and influenza 2. Tuberculosis 3. Diarrhea 4. Heart disease 5. Stroke The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet. The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was 30. Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented. There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day. Two of 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write. Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated high school. Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores. According to one pharmacist, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." Eighteen percent of households in the U.S. had at least one full-time servant or domestic. There were only about 230 reported murders in the entire U.S.