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  1. i say MIXX theres one in NYC as well and its really sweeeeeet lookin
  2. [qoute]if only you knew, pal. Hey hows homosexuality treating you...i guess thats what happens when you cant get chicks. although I see by your picture in your signature you stick to your own kind and I asssume you are banging those aliens in that pic??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/qoute} :laugh::laugh::laugh: oh wait!! homo what??!! oh GOD hell no
  3. might as well be you cause aint no way i want it hahaahhahaa take it easy papa
  4. someone here was to affraid to post it so they asked me to oblige
  5. the reason its getting stuck is because the labels that are sometimes used are cheap low quality labels and the dj ( whomever it is) doesnt apply them properly READ THE INSTRUCTIONS BOYS!! THERES ACTUALLY A PROCESS TO DO IT RIGHT!!! lazy ppl ya know
  6. HELL One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with the Devil. The Devil asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the Devil said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the Devil asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow," the guy said, "that's awesome!" The Devil continued, "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow." "You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean..." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" The Devil said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna HATE Fridays!"
  7. i want to see STifler in the booth that would be a good flyer!!!
  8. this is like a bitching match between oscar maddison and felix unger (Kosta guess which one you are) : laugh: see ya friday killa'
  9. hello misscreant guess who ( oh wait, youll know by my name here damit)
  10. ant call me or IM me if you want a # of djs for this---- you know i got the list right here son HAAH
  11. wait a minute? if its well established and doesnt SUCK then why do you need the promoters to supply ALL of the clientel? whats a matter? dont have anyone comming? is it because your BARTENDERS have no following? your di has no following? your security has no following? your club has no following? Or even that you arent dont ANY kind of proper advertisments? how about if you establish all this first then get some promoters to add to your "clientel" this is the way it should be. agreed? by the way thanks for posting this a 4th time here and for saying all the other places in NJ suck- theres winner for ya
  12. hahaa thats the message i have it set to say when your PC wont open that animation LOL heres the images though http://clubexl.com/swyzle/pics_0340.jpg http://clubexl.com/swyzle/pics_0345.jpg http://clubexl.com/swyzle/pics_0351.jpg http://clubexl.com/swyzle/pics_0352.jpg http://clubexl.com/swyzle/pics_0353.jpg http://clubexl.com/swyzle/pics_0354.jpg
  13. http://clubexl.com/swyzle/anthony.htm
  14. anthony Mia frances Rich and all others that MIGHT have missed it http://clubexl.com/swyzle/anthony.htm party was NIIIIICE - ill see ya next week
  15. liqidtouch

    strippers

    did someone call me? no? why not?
  16. liqidtouch

    Doc's review

    insert stymie lame comment here --> "___"
  17. liqidtouch

    strippers

    im not reading this cause im watching smallville
  18. liqidtouch

    Doc's review

    amung other chics yes but i just havent HAD one ( yet ) no worries the day is still young and my house is HUGE so theres room to "play" ooohhh ohhhh Love you LoNG TImE
  19. liqidtouch

    strippers

    i have a whole compliment of stripper and dancers if you really need them for a party hit me up kid ill send you in the right direction HOTSPOT DANCERS ( name ) clubexl@clubexl.com
  20. liqidtouch

    Doc's review

    Go to the sex board... all about the clit hoods. ...............this i have to see what thread?
  21. liqidtouch

    Doc's review

    man so many things are takin place right now this morning at like 4am (obviously) i got back from Tony T's radio show and i was so fukin awake - i only slept for 4 hrs now i need to get my ass in gear I LIVE THIS SHIT! I LOVE THIS SHIT! by the way say HI to Denise for me ( icicyle ) BOSTON CREW!! WHERE THE "F" "R" "U"
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